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Serge_Oprano · 10-22-2003, 09:13 AM

to all "Sig Pimps" and board whores,
this thread will improve your baiting average if you read it and stick to it.

In the last few days I used this technique and
A) got all time GFY record in voters participation in the poll

B) GFY record of MORONS being manipulated in clicking something they swear they never click.

Here is the mistake the most of you do:
DO NOT SPREAD YOURSELF THIN...
you don't have to post your signature in all the threads to be effective.
All you have to do is to pick up the thread and keep it up for as long as possible! (it's much easier than do the same with your dick ;-)

I don't care if you talk to yourself all day long in your thread,
as long as it's UP and in front of the viewers, the better, thus giving your button the maximum exposure.

finding some morons who would argue with you endlessly is a definate plus, they do 1/2 of your work for you.

Have a happy promo life,
yours truly.....

myjah · 10-22-2003, 09:15 AM

and once again...you got another post out. lol

FATPad · 10-22-2003, 09:15 AM

Someone hacked Serge's GFY account. There's no Oprano link in this thread.

brand0n · 10-22-2003, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Someone hacked Serge's GFY account. There's no Oprano link in this thread.

hey serge
fuck you

Bex · 10-22-2003, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Someone hacked Serge's GFY account. There's no Oprano link in this thread.

There doesn't have to be ... he knew he could count on you to mention it.

MichaelP · 10-22-2003, 09:18 AM

Ok let's try it !

Serge_Oprano · 10-22-2003, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bex

There doesn't have to be ... he knew he could count on you to mention it.

Bex, I train MY monkies well! Brand0n is one of those MORONS I can always rely on
;-)))

"Haters are MUCH more reliable than "fans"

(--Serge_Oprano)

Bex · 10-22-2003, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

Bex, I train MY monkies well! Brand0n is one of those MORONS I can always rely on
;-)))

"Haters are MUCH more reliable than "fans"

(--Serge_Oprano)

Could not agree more! LOL

Why do yourself what you know you can have others do for you.

In this way you can be sooo much more productive.

brand0n · 10-22-2003, 09:22 AM

serge, can we please get a link to oprano now? this intire post could go to waste if you dont slide one of those in

Honeyslut · 10-22-2003, 09:22 AM

I think spank the monkey is the proper term for the gfy crowd !

Serge_Oprano · 10-22-2003, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bex

Could not agree more! LOL

Why do yourself what you know you can have others do for you.

In this way you can be sooo much more productive.

yeap, and I just do what I preached long time ago:

http://www.oprano.com/survey.html
" Find demand, find how to fulfill it with other people efforts and you have it made." - Serge

and MORONS are the BEST to throw the water on your water mill
;-)))

cezam · 10-22-2003, 09:26 AM

may i practice this on oprano?

Serge_Oprano · 10-22-2003, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cezam
may i practice this on oprano?

no, you must practise it at EVERY board you go,
MARKETTING is not for the kids,
it's a SERIOUS business.

you can do ANYTHING on Oprano, as long as you give me a FREE prostate exam I give to Lens.

what is my PSA score?

Triple 6 · 10-22-2003, 09:34 AM

......

Triple 6 · 10-22-2003, 09:35 AM

theres a whole other side to this..

Triple 6 · 10-22-2003, 09:37 AM

too obvious.

Triple 6 · 10-22-2003, 09:39 AM

sad part is, the tips Serge gives should be common fucking sense to the 'average' marketer.

Triple 6 · 10-22-2003, 09:39 AM

If not, you are in the wrong biz.

Bex · 10-22-2003, 09:40 AM

" Find demand, find how to fulfill it with other people efforts and you have it made." - Serge

That may almost be a Pearl

Serge_Oprano · 10-22-2003, 09:46 AM

Triple 6,
good practise run, but you gotta fine tune it:

1) find a bunch of MORONS who would keep throwing your balls in the air with enthusiasm! I did....
;-))

2) you gotta make sense in your "I am talking to myself" posts,
or nobody will be intrigued enough to click on your banner.

no need to thank me,
I am in a great mood today
;-))

sweet7 · 10-22-2003, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Someone hacked Serge's GFY account. There's no Oprano link in this thread.

no I"m sorry that is incorrect please see his sig for further details

Serge_Oprano · 10-22-2003, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweet7

no I"m sorry that is incorrect please see his sig for further details

I was affraid somebody gonna notice it....

JamesK · 10-22-2003, 09:58 AM

brand0n · 10-22-2003, 09:58 AM

so what you are sayin is you want me to join oprano?

fatbaby · 10-22-2003, 10:00 AM

for years, Serge has been playing puppetmaster to the sheep...

the master of the art, and she sheep still follow...

amazing...

EZRhino · 10-22-2003, 10:04 AM

Serge_Oprano · 10-22-2003, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fatbaby
for years, Serge has been playing puppetmaster to the sheep...

the master of the art, and she sheep still follow...

amazing...

Practise makes it PERFECT!

can you imagine the length of the sheep cue if English was my native language??????

I'd be richer than Larry Flynt, and I am not kidding you.

maxjohan · 10-22-2003, 10:06 AM

You really got a education in marketing or?

hyatla · 10-22-2003, 10:09 AM

I clicked your sig. Right on one of the dicks.

Serge_Oprano · 10-22-2003, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
so what you are sayin is you want me to join oprano?

nope, I don't want you to change ANYTRHING about you and your attitude!

The latest poll numbers show it's getting HARDER to find new MORONS on GFY,
30% drop in MORONS, that IS disturbing!
;-(((

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...0&pagenumber=4

PEOPLE, SAVE MORONS!

without them ALL our businesess COLLAPSE!

Serge_Oprano · 10-22-2003, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by maxjohan
You really got a education in marketing or?

it's AN education, not a education....

Serge_Oprano · 10-22-2003, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyatla
I clicked your sig. Right on one of the dicks.

that felt GOOD,
real GOOD...YOU can "click" my dick any time, even if it makes MikeAI's dick jelous
;-)))

brand0n · 10-22-2003, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

nope, I don't want you to change ANYTRHING about you and your attitude!

The latest poll numbers show it's getting HARDER to find new MORONS on GFY,
30% drop in MORONS, that IS disturbing!
;-(((

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...0&pagenumber=4

PEOPLE, SAVE MORONS!

without them ALL our businesess COLLAPSE!

are you the exact same way in real life? just wondering.. and where do i go to join oprano? link me plz?

Serge_Oprano · 10-22-2003, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n

are you the exact same way in real life? just wondering.. and where do i go to join oprano? link me plz?

if I wanted yopu to join Oprano,
you'd be there a year ago...

I do NOT want you anywhere near Oprano,
I know your type,
you'd be spreading lies about me, my dog, my pool, my underwear, my colon smell,
shooooooooooooo!

Serge_Oprano · 10-22-2003, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n

are you the exact same way in real life??

I dunno,
you tell me...

http://cotac.com/ohmy.jpg
I am the one in orange shirt...

dantheman · 10-22-2003, 10:30 AM

brandon, he's not the same in person, he's worse

hey serge, I hope you were joking about missing phb

hyatla · 10-22-2003, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

that felt GOOD,
real GOOD...YOU can "click" my dick any time, even if it makes MikeAI's dick jelous
;-)))

Which one is yours. There are two naked guys.

Serge_Oprano · 10-22-2003, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyatla

Which one is yours. There are two naked guys.

I am the smaller and more refined dick!
;-)))

Fletch XXX · 10-22-2003, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Someone hacked Serge's GFY account. There's no Oprano link in this thread.

heh

Serge_Oprano · 10-22-2003, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

heh

Fletch, thanks for bump.

Chris E · 10-22-2003, 11:11 AM

great tips.. will have to go and employ them now!

Serge_Oprano · 10-22-2003, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chris E
great tips.. will have to go and employ them now!

I work on 5% comission override basis...
go forth and multiply!

brand0n · 10-22-2003, 11:50 AM

oprano is kinda slow, and that fucknut dildo, or bozo.. what is it?.. what a winner you have there

MetaMan · 10-22-2003, 11:52 AM

i think Serge peed his pants.

Serge_Oprano · 10-22-2003, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
i think Serge peed his pants.

no, serge shit your mouth,
welcome to my thread my another favorit cum suckin' MORON

Triple 6 · 10-22-2003, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
Triple 6,
good practise run, but you gotta fine tune it:

1) find a bunch of MORONS who would keep throwing your balls in the air with enthusiasm! I did....
;-))

2) you gotta make sense in your "I am talking to myself" posts,
or nobody will be intrigued enough to click on your banner.

no need to thank me,
I am in a great mood today
;-))

maybe its not that obvious,,,, but the same people who throw down with you, are getting the same sig exposure as yourself. You say you let the 'morons' do half the work.. well you are making money for them as well.

regardless, no, im not a board 'whore'. I dont have that much time on my hands, and, I make enuff money that I dont have to worry about devising troll-like threads and baiting people for flame matches, all in an effort for people to 'see sig'. Im not desperate like that, but many are, and others far worse, where they even have 1st page posts exclaiming 'just getting my sig space in'.

Serge_Oprano · 10-22-2003, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Triple 6

maybe its not that obvious,,,, but the same people who throw down with you, are getting the same sig exposure as yourself. You say you let the 'morons' do half the work.. well you are making money for them as well.

not really....
the smart ones see them fro what they are -MORONS,
and NOBODY wanna do buisness with MORONS.

Morons don't click links they saw 1000's of times already,
thus it's ONLY me who benefits from it all.

here is the proof:
EVERYBODY know what I do..
go make a poll and find the truth how many people know what you do...

...and don't get pissed when you see the results of your poll
;-)))

MetaMan · 10-22-2003, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

no, serge shit your mouth,
welcome to my thread my another favorit cum suckin' MORON

cool u into thta stuff 2?
wat does mine taste like?

Amputate Your Head · 10-22-2003, 12:15 PM

Serge loves the cock.

Greg B · 10-22-2003, 12:17 PM

yeah the trick is finding an affiliate program that ain't already played out!

10-22-2003, 09:13 AM	#1
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	time to give something back to GFYers: the secret of the SUCCESSFUL board whore to all "Sig Pimps" and board whores, this thread will improve your baiting average if you read it and stick to it. In the last few days I used this technique and A) got all time GFY record in voters participation in the poll B) GFY record of MORONS being manipulated in clicking something they swear they never click. Here is the mistake the most of you do: DO NOT SPREAD YOURSELF THIN... you don't have to post your signature in all the threads to be effective. All you have to do is to pick up the thread and keep it up for as long as possible! (it's much easier than do the same with your dick ;-) I don't care if you talk to yourself all day long in your thread, as long as it's UP and in front of the viewers, the better, thus giving your button the maximum exposure. finding some morons who would argue with you endlessly is a definate plus, they do 1/2 of your work for you. Have a happy promo life, yours truly.....

10-22-2003, 09:15 AM	#2
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10-22-2003, 09:15 AM	#3
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10-22-2003, 09:22 AM	#9
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10-22-2003, 09:18 AM	#6
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10-22-2003, 09:26 AM	#12
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10-22-2003, 09:34 AM	#14
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10-22-2003, 09:46 AM	#20
Serge_Oprano So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 9,820	Triple 6, good practise run, but you gotta fine tune it: 1) find a bunch of MORONS who would keep throwing your balls in the air with enthusiasm! I did.... ;-)) 2) you gotta make sense in your "I am talking to myself" posts, or nobody will be intrigued enough to click on your banner. no need to thank me, I am in a great mood today ;-))

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10-22-2003, 11:11 AM	#41
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10-22-2003, 11:50 AM	#43
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	oprano is kinda slow, and that fucknut dildo, or bozo.. what is it?.. what a winner you have there __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

10-22-2003, 11:52 AM	#44
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10-22-2003, 12:15 PM	#49
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10-22-2003, 12:17 PM	#50
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