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Now I've done it...I'm infatuated with the content...

10-21-2003, 01:37 PM

*sigh*

I recently happened upon this girl...

http://www.socalgallery.com/galleries/bwb/Gall33/5.jpg

from a socal hosted gallery..
http://www.socalgallery.com/gallerie.../gall.php?4771

I do believe I'm totally infatuated...

Now I know she's got some strange man diddling in her hoohaah, but I can look past that...besides he's got a small weiner.
http://www.socalgallery.com/galleries/bwb/Gall33/13.jpg

So if anyone can arrange for this young vixen to be awaiting me in my suite in vegas, I'll gladly sign over my financial security.

Additionally I think its important to note that I'd gladly insert the pinky finger of my left hand into the whirling blades of a late 60's model aluminum bladed desk fan for an hour alone with her panty drawer.

If that's not enough, I'll state for the record that I would happily let a large armenian man slap my wet scrotum with a wooden spoon until I was rendered sterile, for just one of her empty deodorant containers.

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10-21-2003, 01:38 PM

this thread makes baby jesus laugh
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10-21-2003, 01:40 PM

all i see is green

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10-21-2003, 01:40 PM

Jesus - she's cute and all, but volunteering the functions of a testical for a little romp w/ her...that's a bit much.
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10-21-2003, 01:44 PM

Ok...maybe offering up the productivity of my manlihood is a bit far...but I could get to that point.

OK, I'd dive face first onto a dry slip and slide made of 20 grit sandpaper for the chance to snort her toenail shavings.

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10-21-2003, 01:50 PM

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10-21-2003, 01:50 PM

I see your doing well, my dear, up to your same ole antics

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10-21-2003, 01:51 PM

shes not all that bro

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10-21-2003, 02:01 PM

Hmmmm...any girl that will readily accept washable nontoxic crayola markers in her rectum is perfect for a weekend romp in Las Vegas.

The innocence in the face and the droopy perk of her boobs does it for me.

That's the kind of girl who could possibly survive me, livid on PCP, rampaging about a prestigous hotel suite, desperately seeking to brutally penetrate every last orifice in her body with a phone handset.

I don't think the head dress or the face paint would phase her either...I could get her all whacked on pain meds and tranquilizers, and then go to work on her.

Later that evening we could wash up...go to a club, have a few drinks and mingle with some webmasters, all the while they'd think, "wow...hoax has a sweet little number on his arm, she's quiet too".

Never knowing of the drug fueled, primordial, ritualistic sodomy that I'm subjecting her to each and every evening.

Or we could just meet for drinks, and maybe I could buy her dinner.

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10-21-2003, 02:05 PM

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10-21-2003, 02:21 PM

you're drug addled visions of sick hotel room anal sport-fucking this little vixen just made my day. thanks.

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10-21-2003, 02:38 PM

boy, i must be missing something with her...she is cute, but THAT cute?
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10-21-2003, 02:41 PM

There's no accounting for taste. You have yours, I have mine.

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10-21-2003, 02:49 PM

i love her face and tits

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10-21-2003, 05:22 PM

Hoax,

Anything can be arranged for webmasters that push socalcash!

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10-21-2003, 07:14 PM

this thread makes me laugh !!!

what do you want to know about her!?
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10-21-2003, 07:20 PM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

Now I know she's got some strange man diddling in her hoohaah, but I can look past that...besides he's got a small weiner.
http://www.socalgallery.com/galleries/bwb/Gall33/13.jpg

his weiner is not small by any means!
take that comment back and i will see if he cant hook something up for the two of you ... they are very good friends
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10-21-2003, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Hmmmm...any girl that will readily accept washable nontoxic crayola markers in her rectum is perfect for a weekend romp in Las Vegas.

The innocence in the face and the droopy perk of her boobs does it for me.

That's the kind of girl who could possibly survive me, livid on PCP, rampaging about a prestigous hotel suite, desperately seeking to brutally penetrate every last orifice in her body with a phone handset.

I don't think the head dress or the face paint would phase her either...I could get her all whacked on pain meds and tranquilizers, and then go to work on her.

Later that evening we could wash up...go to a club, have a few drinks and mingle with some webmasters, all the while they'd think, "wow...hoax has a sweet little number on his arm, she's quiet too".

Never knowing of the drug fueled, primordial, ritualistic sodomy that I'm subjecting her to each and every evening.

Or we could just meet for drinks, and maybe I could buy her dinner.

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10-21-2003, 07:25 PM

I think Hoax likes her/

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10-21-2003, 07:56 PM

Agreed...I love chicks with Glasses...something about that is arousing

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10-21-2003, 07:58 PM

here you go HOAX
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10-21-2003, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
There's no accounting for taste. You have yours, I have mine.

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10-21-2003, 08:31 PM

Originally posted by socalcash
Anything can be arranged for webmasters that push socalcash!

Alrite what the hell, I'll take laura.
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10-21-2003, 08:32 PM

Dont get hooked on your own product, now you've done it.
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10-21-2003, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Hmmmm...any girl that will readily accept washable nontoxic crayola markers in her rectum is perfect for a weekend romp in Las Vegas.

The innocence in the face and the droopy perk of her boobs does it for me.

That's the kind of girl who could possibly survive me, livid on PCP, rampaging about a prestigous hotel suite, desperately seeking to brutally penetrate every last orifice in her body with a phone handset.

I don't think the head dress or the face paint would phase her either...I could get her all whacked on pain meds and tranquilizers, and then go to work on her.

Later that evening we could wash up...go to a club, have a few drinks and mingle with some webmasters, all the while they'd think, "wow...hoax has a sweet little number on his arm, she's quiet too".

Never knowing of the drug fueled, primordial, ritualistic sodomy that I'm subjecting her to each and every evening.

Or we could just meet for drinks, and maybe I could buy her dinner.

Oh shit wow to funny

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10-21-2003, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by grogan

Alrite what the hell, I'll take laura.

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10-21-2003, 08:44 PM

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10-22-2003, 08:00 AM

Originally posted by laura
this thread makes me laugh !!!

what do you want to know about her!?

I want to know her likes and dislikes, her fears and dreams, her favorite lube.

I want to know what makes her tick, I want to hear her secret desires and I want to know how she'll react when I ask her to slap on a strap on and drill me like I need to be drilled.

I want to know her favorite color, her deepest fantasies, and her tolerance for sleeping pills.

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10-22-2003, 08:02 AM

she does have nice, perky tits!

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10-22-2003, 08:05 AM

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here you go HOAX

She looks better with glasses and brown hair done up to look nerdy...In fact in the shower this morning, it was pulled up and held with a pencil and she had thick dark rimmed glasses on...oh and she was begging to be humped slowly...At least that the way I saw it with my eyes closed and handfull of conditioner.

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10-22-2003, 08:06 AM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

I want to know her likes and dislikes, her fears and dreams, her favorite lube.

I want to know what makes her tick, I want to hear her secret desires and I want to know how she'll react when I ask her to slap on a strap on and drill me like I need to be drilled.

I want to know her favorite color, her deepest fantasies, and her tolerance for sleeping pills.

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10-22-2003, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Hmmmm...any girl that will readily accept washable nontoxic crayola markers in her rectum is perfect for a weekend romp in Las Vegas.

The innocence in the face and the droopy perk of her boobs does it for me.

That's the kind of girl who could possibly survive me, livid on PCP, rampaging about a prestigous hotel suite, desperately seeking to brutally penetrate every last orifice in her body with a phone handset.

I don't think the head dress or the face paint would phase her either...I could get her all whacked on pain meds and tranquilizers, and then go to work on her.

Later that evening we could wash up...go to a club, have a few drinks and mingle with some webmasters, all the while they'd think, "wow...hoax has a sweet little number on his arm, she's quiet too".

Never knowing of the drug fueled, primordial, ritualistic sodomy that I'm subjecting her to each and every evening.

Or we could just meet for drinks, and maybe I could buy her dinner.

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10-22-2003, 08:17 AM

Yes...that was my HSTesque writing style...love the man...but I've found his philosophy of living and self medication to be the path to utter nirvana, with a side of headache.

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10-22-2003, 08:22 AM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Hmmmm...any girl that will readily accept washable nontoxic crayola markers in her rectum is perfect for a weekend romp in Las Vegas.

The innocence in the face and the droopy perk of her boobs does it for me.

That's the kind of girl who could possibly survive me, livid on PCP, rampaging about a prestigous hotel suite, desperately seeking to brutally penetrate every last orifice in her body with a phone handset.

I don't think the head dress or the face paint would phase her either...I could get her all whacked on pain meds and tranquilizers, and then go to work on her.

Later that evening we could wash up...go to a club, have a few drinks and mingle with some webmasters, all the while they'd think, "wow...hoax has a sweet little number on his arm, she's quiet too".

Never knowing of the drug fueled, primordial, ritualistic sodomy that I'm subjecting her to each and every evening.

Or we could just meet for drinks, and maybe I could buy her dinner.

Nice boobs...but it must be the glasses

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10-22-2003, 08:22 AM

Laura from Socal is an AWESOME chic...... Thanks Laura for all your help while we were in SD.

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10-22-2003, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by Joesho
Laura from Socal is an AWESOME chic...... Thanks Laura for all your help while we were in SD.

So that's Laura? Or Laura works for socal and posted a picture of the girl?

My mind is racing...

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10-22-2003, 08:27 AM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

So that's Laura? Or Laura works for socal and posted a picture of the girl?

My mind is racing...

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10-22-2003, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

So that's Laura? Or Laura works for socal and posted a picture of the girl?

My mind is racing...

Laura works for socal and posted a picture of the girl..

Josh, calm down, didn't you get the pics I emailed you? Damn you for not enjoying them

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10-22-2003, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by Joesho
Laura from Socal is an AWESOME chic...... Thanks Laura for all your help while we were in SD.

no problem Joe....
it was my pleasure! It was great to meet you guys and i am glad i could show you around a little ...come back to SD anytime
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10-22-2003, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by Tera

Laura works for socal and posted a picture of the girl..

Josh, calm down, didn't you get the pics I emailed you? Damn you for not enjoying them

I'm printing them out right now, life size, I'm going to paste them on the bathroom stall and spend an hour filling up the hand cream dispenser.

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10-22-2003, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

I'm printing them out right now, life size, I'm going to paste them on the bathroom stall and spend an hour filling up the hand cream dispenser.

I will upload some more pics for you too!!!

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10-22-2003, 09:48 AM

AWESOME!

You should have shot the girl I started this thread bout...in glasses.

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10-22-2003, 09:53 AM

This chick is kinda of cute!

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10-22-2003, 10:17 AM

Hell yeah she is...Someone is icqing me her number right now...

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10-22-2003, 10:21 AM

this better HOAX?
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10-22-2003, 10:47 AM

Laura, my saviour...that's wonderful.

MY LOINS ARE STIRRING!

Now how about a few of her with her hair up, peanutbutter on her nipples and an address I can send my soiled panties to written in charcoal on her boobs?

I'll do ya up some nice galleries templates for your affiliates...

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10-22-2003, 01:48 PM

DO IT NOW!

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