I got an Amp-style sun owning yesterday - GoFuckYourself.com

SpaceAce · 10-19-2003, 12:39 PM

I'm in a bit of pain.

I went to the UNLV/Utah game yesterday and I had a blast. The seats were awesome (row 10 on the fifty yard line) and the crowd was into it. The game started off good but the Rebels fell apart in the second quarter and started handing out touchdowns like they were party favors.

The thing is, some brian damaged nutcase decided that the game should start at noon. In Nevada. There was, shall we say, no lack of sunshine. I don't know what idiot designed Sam Boyd stadium but the least he or she could have done is orient the seating so you are either facing into the sun or away from it. Instead, you sit perpendicular to the course of the sun and as a result, the right-hand side of my body is bright pink while the left-hand side of my body (except for my left knee which mysteriously managed to get severely sunburned) is almost untouched. The sun managed to get most of my face, too, so my face resembles the famous Sunburned Amp picture that floats around GFY. At halftime I went and bought myself a UNLV t-shirt and draped it over my head. Thank God I did or else I'd probably be in intensive care right now.

It's been a while since I had a proper sunburn. I wonder if I can buy an aloe plant around here, somewhere.

SpaceAce

GrimShawn · 10-19-2003, 12:40 PM

Pix will prove it

SpaceAce · 10-19-2003, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by GrimShawn
Pix will prove it

Maybe if I get bored enough I'll go root through the boxes for my digital camera. I've been here over a month but I still haven't gotten around to unpacking everything. Those of you who have moved a few times know how that is.

SpaceAce

Why · 10-19-2003, 12:43 PM

my good buddy was a delivery driver. always had one arm hangin our his window of his truck.

fuck had one REALLY tanned arm, and one that wasnt.

Mr Pheer · 10-19-2003, 01:36 PM

How long have you been in Las Vegas now?

Why have you not invested in a bottle of sun screen?

Buy a bottle, keep it in the car so you have it when you go places.

10-19-2003, 12:39 PM	#1
SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	I got an Amp-style sun owning yesterday I'm in a bit of pain. I went to the UNLV/Utah game yesterday and I had a blast. The seats were awesome (row 10 on the fifty yard line) and the crowd was into it. The game started off good but the Rebels fell apart in the second quarter and started handing out touchdowns like they were party favors. The thing is, some brian damaged nutcase decided that the game should start at noon. In Nevada. There was, shall we say, no lack of sunshine. I don't know what idiot designed Sam Boyd stadium but the least he or she could have done is orient the seating so you are either facing into the sun or away from it. Instead, you sit perpendicular to the course of the sun and as a result, the right-hand side of my body is bright pink while the left-hand side of my body (except for my left knee which mysteriously managed to get severely sunburned) is almost untouched. The sun managed to get most of my face, too, so my face resembles the famous Sunburned Amp picture that floats around GFY. At halftime I went and bought myself a UNLV t-shirt and draped it over my head. Thank God I did or else I'd probably be in intensive care right now. It's been a while since I had a proper sunburn. I wonder if I can buy an aloe plant around here, somewhere. SpaceAce

10-19-2003, 01:36 PM	#5
Mr Pheer Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,264	How long have you been in Las Vegas now? Why have you not invested in a bottle of sun screen? Buy a bottle, keep it in the car so you have it when you go places. __________________ 2 lifeguards for Jessica

10-19-2003, 12:40 PM	#2
GrimShawn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: BONEPRONE MANSION serving drinks! Posts: 8,120	Pix will prove it

10-19-2003, 12:43 PM	#4
Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	my good buddy was a delivery driver. always had one arm hangin our his window of his truck. fuck had one REALLY tanned arm, and one that wasnt.