What's with guys who drop their pants to the floor when shitting in public? - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 10-18-2003, 04:34 PM

You go into a public bathroom, looking for an open stall, and you see that some guys drop their pants all the way to the floor. A floor that has been pissed on and shit splattered since the day the building was built.

The correct method is to lower your pants to mid thigh, thereby making yourself a nice work table. You can spread out a magazine or newspaper, use it as a place for your smokes, or even play solitaire. The main point being to not get piss and shit on your pants.

detoxed · 10-18-2003, 04:35 PM

You leave them up that much and they are rubbing against the front of the toilet which has been pissed on more than the floor

xenigo · 10-18-2003, 04:36 PM

Ok you're right. I don't understand the people that drop their pands to the floor either, but it seems you've been thinking about this wayyy too much.

JamesK · 10-18-2003, 04:36 PM

they drink too much liquid sensation

xenigo · 10-18-2003, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
You leave them up that much and they are rubbing against the front of the toilet which has been pissed on more than the floor

Are your legs 6 inches long??

DarkJedi · 10-18-2003, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by xenigo

Are your legs 6 inches long??

indeed

10-18-2003, 04:39 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
You leave them up that much and they are rubbing against the front of the toilet which has been pissed on more than the floor

Haha. Sort of a Catch 22. I try to use the "leave them up just above your knees and then hover over the toilet without touching it at all" method.

ryph · 10-18-2003, 04:44 PM

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Originally posted by evildick

Haha. Sort of a Catch 22. I try to use the "leave them up just above your knees and then hover over the toilet without touching it at all" method.

But damn is this a thigh workout. I gotta get up in between spurts of shit to give my thighs a rest.

Damn I hate using public restrooms. I'll hold it for a LONG time before I have to shit in a public place.

freeadultcontent · 10-18-2003, 04:50 PM

Why are you peeping in mens stalls in the first place, and why do you care about other mens hygine?

init · 10-18-2003, 04:51 PM

hah i remember once when i went to disney with my family i couldn't hold mys hit in and when i went to their bathroom after i layered the toilet like 9 or so times, i couldn't finish taking a shit, all i heard were people farting and did it stink, the first abndlast time i ever took a shit in public.

10-18-2003, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by ryph
But damn is this a thigh workout. I gotta get up in between spurts of shit to give my thighs a rest.

Damn I hate using public restrooms. I'll hold it for a LONG time before I have to shit in a public place.

Ha. I have this same problem. I think I need therapy. One night I was out drinking with some friends at a bar that was packed, standing room only, and I had to take a nasty shit, the type that literally explodes out of your ass when you unleash it.

I almost had a panic attack when I seen the mess of the toilet, and that they used the kind of toilet paper that is not unlike sandpaper. I left an awful mess for the lineup of people outside waiting for their turn.

stocktrader23 · 10-18-2003, 04:55 PM

I don't get people that shit in public.

goBigtime · 10-18-2003, 04:59 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
I don't get people that shit in public.

That's what I'm sayin.

GeXus · 10-18-2003, 05:00 PM

I NEVER shit in public.. unless its a serious emergency.. or im drunk.. but yeah you NEVER want to let your pants touch the floor.. always use the "hover" method.. and layer the toilet with paper.. also.. use long sheets of paper.. and let it hang down the front.. so your pants dont touch the front of the rim..

Stud Money · 10-18-2003, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
You go into a public bathroom, looking for an open stall, and you see that some guys drop their pants all the way to the floor. A floor that has been pissed on and shit splattered since the day the building was built.

The correct method is to lower your pants to mid thigh, thereby making yourself a nice work table. You can spread out a magazine or newspaper, use it as a place for your smokes, or even play solitaire. The main point being to not get piss and shit on your pants.

WTF are you doing sneaking a look under the cubicle to see how far down the guys legs his pants are when he is taking a shit?

Blatent homosexual fantasies in your post if you ask me, now bend over big boy and take it like a girl

grogan · 10-18-2003, 05:14 PM

I don't shit at scummy places with piss and shit all over the floor.

Poo-Chee · 10-18-2003, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Stud Money

WTF are you doing sneaking a look under the cubicle to see how far down the guys legs his pants are when he is taking a shit?

Blatent homosexual fantasies in your post if you ask me, now bend over big boy and take it like a girl

Stud Money · 10-18-2003, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by grogan
I don't shit at scummy places with piss and shit all over the floor.

So where do you go take a dump at home?

grogan · 10-18-2003, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by Stud Money

So where do you go take a dump at home?

A trendy lincoln park bar, my house, girls houses.....I'm not a truck driver so why would I be at some scummy truck stop?

Stud Money · 10-18-2003, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by grogan

A trendy lincoln park bar, my house, girls houses.....I'm not a truck driver so why would I be at some scummy truck stop?

Please re-read my post, it isnt a question with an answer, its a single line question

10-18-2003, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
I don't get people that shit in public.

When the only other alternative is shitting your pants in public, I'll always go take a shit, but I can count the number of times I have taken a shit in a public washroom in the last 5 or 6 years on one hand.

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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	You leave them up that much and they are rubbing against the front of the toilet which has been pissed on more than the floor

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xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	Ok you're right. I don't understand the people that drop their pands to the floor either, but it seems you've been thinking about this wayyy too much.

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GeXus Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Yo Mommas Pussy Posts: 3,320	I NEVER shit in public.. unless its a serious emergency.. or im drunk.. but yeah you NEVER want to let your pants touch the floor.. always use the "hover" method.. and layer the toilet with paper.. also.. use long sheets of paper.. and let it hang down the front.. so your pants dont touch the front of the rim.. __________________

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