You think Amp makes money working for Adult.com? Think again.

He is supported by his manwife. Why do you think he freaked the fuck out on the board when she had enough of the mental case? He loses her, he loses EVERYTHING. You think you can live in Hawaii in a big house off 15k a year working for adult.com?

Amp is owned by Lens and his tranny. Without them, he is and has nothing. He is a kept man. I have more respect for gallery makers who work for themselves and answer to noone than someone who requires handouts.

Oh, shit. :eek2

This is gonna be bad. :1orglaugh

It's fucking BOSE dude.

This thread isn't about speakers though, it's about Amp.

just wondering - when's the lawsuit gona come?

When I see you in person in Vegas, I will remind you this question, I want you to ask me that question in person.

ok

Anybody remember the Andre The Giant wrestling matches with Jimmy Superfly Snuka back in the early 80's? I don't know what just made me think of that.

:winkwink:

Or Tyson vs Holyfield when he bit off an ear. Then Lensman could be the ref that had all he could do in that fight. :1orglaugh

Just bumping this for Amp, what with all the excitement of a new mitre saw and closet doors it's completely understandable how someone might miss some of the most brilliant GFY commentary ever created.

I know when I zone out and do something completely crazy like make some insane flower arrrangment for the dining room, or pick out a new fluffy toilet seat cover, or catch my cock in the belt sander while trying to make some electronic fuck puppet in the workshop I can get carried away and miss out on that fast paced GFY action and effectively MIT3R myself.

The first time Amp falls off the wagon and freaks out again, it will be funnier than any other.

Anyone wanna take bets on how long Amp can hold onto this new personality?

I say he wont make it a week before someone is a stupid cock sucking newbie faggot. Brad Shaw needs to make an appearance, he is always good to get Amp worked up like a chimp with tourette's. Or Kole, bring on the Kole.

Funny, those are the only two people who have PWNED amp on a consistent basis who haven't shown up in these threads.

I fucking love it when Amp goes trolling for Drew, and then DrewKole makes Amp look like a fucking clown and Amp triumphantly posts something like

" DREW YOU HAVE BEEN OWNED YOU SMACKTARD COCK LICK DUMP TRUCK MOTHER FUCKER "


Remember. He who swears the most and uses the most "big" words (subjectively speaking) wins! Let the OWNING begin!

this thread rocks...

Amp's Enhanced Level Of Ownage:

http://www.op97.k12.il.us/instruct/f...ldie/owned.gif

The best part of this all, is he will have to maintain. The longer he attempts to maintain this calm, cool, collected Amp persona, the harder it will be to return to the Iron Fist of Amplitude.

And when he finally does relapse, and he always does, it will be magnificent.

Right now you are like that kid from high school who will agree to anything and do anything for acceptance. Remember him? You probably were him.

I honestly don't think you realize the gratification you are giving your fans as you mope around thread to thread with your tail between your legs like a dog who's just been whipped. You see, everyone expected you to flip out, and you're putting on this act and playing it out as all the haters write it off as another bi-polar moment. The only problem is your act makes Sinbad look like Richard Pryor.

You are avoiding doing everything anyone has said you do, to make it look as if you're not that guy. Funny thing is, you are that guy. Maybe
this handy quiz will help you to put things in perspective and send you on your way to becoming the kinder, gentler you.

Oh puleeeezeeeeeeeeee ,, why dont you bitches get back to work and quit the fucking whining already!

Nice guys finish last.

Go AMP! Fuck'em!

:1orglaugh You could be the next Dr. Phil!!! You got it all figured out man!

yeah i was just sitting here thinking the same fucking thing, where in the hell did all these wanna be psychiatrists come from anyway? :1orglaugh keyboard shrinks! gottaluvit

Dr. Phil is a fat piece of shit. I don't need a psychology degree to figure you out, that's what the Search link is for. All your fuck ups and so called "ownings" are catalogued for all to see.

I'm not shrinking anything, I'm stating the obvious. But good of you to stick up for him. Nothing like some new posts to keep bumping threads.

yep ... you pushed some buttons ...
congrats ...

but your blogging a few weeks back when you "reviewed" the handles on GFY ... was AWESOME ...
awesome blogging ...

this is typical GFY drama ...

Its true though, whenever Ampy feels he can't handle a discussion, he decides to switch to another subject. I don't care if you act like mr nice guy or mr bad ass, bring it on tough guy.

Hell, i'll bump the thread, Amp has nothing to worry about :)
Sticking up for him? well, I'll take his back any day :Graucho
But, he dont need it. But keep diagnosing, it is comical.

Who caused this? Tell me :1orglaugh

Uh oh, he has the board pedo on his defense team. I quit.

ya - I like a good "post" war ...
and would normally say - "Have it it - don't let fear and common sence stop you." ...

but after REPEATED ICQ requests - I am attempting to "tone" things down ... : )

His drinking is well documented, I'm not diagnosing anything, as I mentioned before I'm just stating the obvious.

Probably a good idea.
[...my monitor jiggled ...was that your nervousness ? ... ]

Is that the key to picking up 10 year olds in chat rooms?

150 :glugglug

oh shit, drinking and posting just became a one of the deadly sins. :BangBang: :helpme :1orglaugh

"No more Mr. Fucking Nice Guy" ...

when 911 happened ...
that afternoon is when I switched to a confrontational "persona"

I understand "no more Mr. NiceGuy" ...
there's only so much you can take and then ...
what the hell ...have at it mofo's

When you are a suicidal bipolar manic depressive prone to delusions of message board grandeur, yeah... not the brightest thing to do. But nobody has ever accused him of being all that bright.

I wish he would start drinking, this anti-depressant fueled Amp is great, but I much prefer to see him go off the deep end for the 400th time.

roflmao ...
it's amazing how many newbies actually think the majority of this board is based on reality...

Yes, that's exactly what I said.

You cant be for real.

edit: nevermind.... that's more info than I care to give out.

Newbie? oh thats a new one. I havent been called that in years:)