Your favorite profanity to use while driving?

**EvilToyBoy** · 10-16-2003, 08:16 AM

Hey you!! Yes YOU!! Fuckstick!! If you've never seen a uzi fired from a car window just cut me off again dipshit!!!

**4Pics** · 10-16-2003, 08:21 AM

That guy/girl is so JUICY!!

**chowda** · 10-16-2003, 08:24 AM

"what a fucken doche bag"

**KRL** · 10-16-2003, 08:25 AM

Come on you asshole, get the fuck out of my god damn lane.
Yeh you, ya fucking old goat.

**Juicy D. Links** · 10-16-2003, 08:26 AM

i forgot the classic one

WTF you fucking cocksucking c*unt < to be used when a women cuts you off. DO NOT USE IF SHE IS HOT , YOU WILL HAVE TO SMILE IF SHE IS AND TRY TO SCORE

**magicmike** · 10-16-2003, 08:30 AM

Mostly just

what the fuck buddy

or

lets go gramps...

lots of fingers

and honking for everyone

**Bulldog-Johnnie** · 10-16-2003, 08:40 AM

Stupid Fishy Dumb C U N T - for Stupid Fishy Dumb C U N T s

**mrcrawler** · 10-16-2003, 08:45 AM

Filha da puta (son of a bitch) and

**SexxxyChat-T** · 10-16-2003, 08:51 AM

I use the all purpose shake of the head, then a long, drawn out "asshoooOooOoole"

**PersianKitty** · 10-16-2003, 08:52 AM

gawddamnmuthaf*ckinsonofabitch..(add middle finger here)

oh wait.. was that my 19 year old driving?

**JSA Matt** · 10-16-2003, 08:53 AM

FUCKING CALIFORNIA DRIVERS!!

**TheLegacy** · 10-16-2003, 08:53 AM

Keep sucking - I'll do the driving

**Gabriel** · 10-16-2003, 08:57 AM

Just ask them to pull over so you can have a "side of the highway confrence".

**Katlicious72** · 10-16-2003, 09:00 AM

I have serious road rage. I need to really calm down. My own friends won't be passengers in the car with me..

**Dildozer** · 10-16-2003, 09:01 AM

depends on what type of car:

if it's an old car with a bunch of stickers on it the words: socialist, hippie and communist come out often.

if it's a ricer i just tailgate til i hear their crappy engine rev to 7k and then pass them and laugh.

if it's an old guy behind the wheel the words: old fart, too old to drive, retard come out often.

Of course i can swear in french too so Tabarnak, calice, criss and osti come out VERY often.

**tony286** · 10-16-2003, 09:03 AM

Motherfucker the word says it all . lol

**laura** · 10-16-2003, 09:04 AM

fuckstick!!

**Tuga** · 10-16-2003, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by mrcrawler
Filha da puta (son of a bitch) and

That's right! Filho da puta

**touretts** · 10-16-2003, 09:27 AM

Stop picking your dick!!

**GeXus** · 10-16-2003, 09:28 AM

fucking dumb ass
fucking jack ass
dumb cock sucker
peice of shit bitch
god dambit.. you mother fucker

**Babaganoosh** · 10-16-2003, 09:33 AM

For some reason when I am driving, everyone becomes "bitch" regardless of gender.

Stupid bitch, MOVE IT!

**Tofu** · 10-16-2003, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by tony404
Motherfucker the word says it all . lol

...and NO ONE says "motherfucker" like Rich J.

**sherie** · 10-16-2003, 09:35 AM

Hey, fuck you, you fucking fuck! Your not driving a phone booth asshole LOL That is obviously for the idiots that think they can multi-task...and that is just my back seat driver profanity

**Phoenix** · 10-16-2003, 09:36 AM

i like to fuck with people...so if someone does someothing stupid on the road...ill give them a thumbs up anda big smile..it pisses them off.

also if people start honking their horns out of anger..ill honk mine just for fun....everyone loves that

**gin** · 10-16-2003, 09:36 AM

hold down the horn for the next minute or so .. if they switch lanes switch lanes , you can go bye.. if they dno't get out of hte way tail gate them while honking .. if they still don't get out of the way.. i duno.. probably ram them off the road.. never happened yet heh

**LadyMischief** · 10-16-2003, 09:37 AM

None, because then our kids start yelling at the cars too.. "Get out of the way asshole! Hurry the fuck up, bitch!".. Generally not too cool coming from kids. It's hard to bite your tongue sometimes though.

**Milena Dickman** · 10-16-2003, 09:38 AM

Ou fode ou sai de cima, caralho! (that´s something like "Fuck it or get off of it, fuck!") when stupid assholes drive slow using both lanes....

**Katlicious72** · 10-16-2003, 09:41 AM

Originally posted by Milena Dickman
Ou fode ou sai de cima, caralho! (that´s something like "Fuck it or get off of it, fuck!") when stupid assholes drive slow using both lanes....

I love the portuguese language.

**rip raster** · 10-16-2003, 09:42 AM

FUCK YOU!!! I could've gone twice by now!!

Rip

**Odie** · 10-16-2003, 10:01 AM

wft?? who taught u how to drive buddy??? ASSHOLE!!! *followed by the finger*

cut me off again and I'll make u eat the pavement cocksucker!!!!

**Chris E** · 10-16-2003, 10:02 AM

Fucking wanker! does me just fine.

**tootie** · 10-16-2003, 10:06 AM

Being the total Star Trek nerd chick I am, I like "Well double dumbass on you!"

**Mojo Rizin** · 10-16-2003, 10:09 AM

goddamn snow bird learn how to fucking drive!!

**Juicy D. Links** · 04-30-2004, 09:22 PM

**J-Reel** · 04-30-2004, 09:29 PM

You Jack Ass!!!

The Jack Asses are everywhere.

When I go out driving, everybody else on the road is a Jack Ass. They are the enemy sent to get in my way and slow me down.

**KittyLix** · 04-30-2004, 10:20 PM

flip em off and scream MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!

**hydro** · 04-30-2004, 10:23 PM

dammit woman get off the road!!

**Shaze** · 04-30-2004, 10:24 PM

"what mother fucker" - people looking at you
"dis bitch" - for females that can't drive
"dis Moooother fucker" - for guys that can't drive

**nathan_f** · 04-30-2004, 10:24 PM

retard.

fucking retard.

mother fucking retard.

how can you be so retarded?

**Babagirls** · 04-30-2004, 10:27 PM

what the FUCK are you DOING asshole???? (or replace "asshole" with bitch if its a female)

**Mr. Marks** · 04-30-2004, 11:36 PM

Move it bitch!

**V_RocKs** · 06-04-2004, 11:59 PM

Juicy for President in 2004!

**phogirl69** · 06-05-2004, 12:18 AM

"bitch" regardless of gender.

What's with all the tailgaters in here? I get PISSED when someone tailgates me, it feels like they are DRIVING me OFF the road and like I can't control the car. What if it were to cause an accident or something? Tailgating is very dangerous. I wish I could just honk at them and tell them to STOP FUCKEN TAILGATING ME. when someone tailgates me it's like pressuring me to drive faster than I'm able to while still controlling the damn fucken car, to be honest, I'm not comfortable driving too fast, do they fucken wanna be an accomplice to manslaughter or something? I'm going the damn speed limit!

fuck, if I'm going the speed limit, DON"T FREAKIN TAIL GATE ME. If you think I'm going to slow just freakin' PASS me already, why the hell you gotta kiss my ass for?

**EviLGuY** · 06-05-2004, 12:20 AM

FUCKING COCKSUCKER!

**stevo** · 06-05-2004, 12:32 AM

"what the fuck"
"son of a bitch"
"fucking whore"
"allright get the fuck out of my way"
"green means go mother fucker"

**Mr. Marks** · 06-05-2004, 12:49 AM

oh, and

get out of my fuckin way, asshole!

but only when im really, really mad.

usually i just stick my middle finger up.

**lux_interior** · 06-05-2004, 12:57 AM

What about the old classic Northern English witty come back?

"Fuck off and die you hahahaha!!!"

Lux

PS: Where's the Aloha in this thread?

**pimplink** · 06-05-2004, 01:00 AM

BURP!!!

**lux_interior** · 06-05-2004, 01:02 AM

Didn't realise the board blocked the word C*U*N*T, what a drag. It's my favourite!

Lux

Your favorite profanity to use while driving?

Your favorite profanity to use while driving?

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