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Fucking idiots
I am ready to kill a mother fucker.
Why is it that when a friend has the stupidity to totally fuck up their own computer they call me to tell them WTF to do? They install everything under the sun and then tell you that they have not done anything. I am on the phone with a guy RIGHT NOW who has alarms going off and popups like crazy. I can hear this shit in the background and it is driving me crazy. To top this off, the fucker is too stupid to own a computer in the first place...obviously....And when I walk him through something, he still can not figure it out. I have worked in tech support before and have NEVER had anybody this fucking stupid call for support. God damn I am frustrated. So....among other things, I have this guy install ad-aware. I sent him the fucking download link and he still took 10 minutes to figure it out. Every time a message pops up he has to reed me the entire thing and then tell me there is one button at the bottom and it says "OK" Then he has the stupidity to ask me what to do next. If this person had not been such a major personal help to me in the past, I would not put up with this bullshit. Some morons simply should not own a computer. Thanks for letting me rant...GoFuckYourself ![]() |
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shut the fuck up newbie.
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Sounds like Dank called you..
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Thats one bad thing about knowing shit about computers.
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Go over to his house or have him install TightVNC so you can do it for him
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Should i bow down instead... btw, whats wrong with the sig? Im not promoting anything, I thought it would be ok.
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I still remember it like it was yesterday when I had to run to Dank's house to clean shit out as he was on the FBI watch list from that whole Oregon City shit.
Dumb fuck.
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bahaha this sounds like my one buddy, he used to phone me:
" steve this pop up says their is a virus should i download the stuff" " steve this pop up says i won a free vacation wat should i do" ![]() |
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I get that all the time. No matter how many times I tell people I know very little about computers, they insist that I'm some super computer whiz since I make my living online. Sales is not tech support!
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Now the real test ...If he killed someone would you help him burry a body ?
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If he frustrates me this much over the phone...Just imagine what he does in person. You ever know the kind of people who always want to hang around and talkk about stupiud shit and never leave? That's what this guy is like but he will not let you leave. You can be standing in the driveway with one foot in the car and he is still following you and trying to talk to you about how his blender works better for his TV reception than the antenna does. The guy is straight fucked in the head. 2 tours in Nam, Kicked off the Portland Police force, and retired from the FBI's WPP. |
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Then you find out that they already downloaded the shit but they did not want to admit it to you. This fucker has porn pop ups like crazy. He knows the business I am in and yet he still tries to tell me that he did not visit porn sites. He blames it on somebody else. Like his dog or his girlfriend are the guilty ones here. |
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Suckage.
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Been there done that.
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My cousin, brothers and most of my friends have nicknamed me "tech support".
It's funny in a way, but I spent 5 hours on the phone with my cousin yesterday because he visited some site or installed some program that loaded his computer up with toolbars, popups and more. Finally got him so he was able to download and run spybot S&D and that still didn't even clean it all up. Oh boy, just saw on the evening news that MS found 4 new exploits for windoz.... guess that means more calls from my cousin soon... |
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yes i hate when this happens, although its usually my mother or grandmother calling me up asking about something, and i can't just blow them off obviously.
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When doing tech support, I used to really enjoy telling the person to look very hard for the loose nut behind the keyboard.. It was great knowing they were examining it for hours for some phantom nut, and didn't bother looking in the mirror
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Yeah, I was in school for a while to become a P.C. technician then realized that people like this is what I'd have to deal with all day - and wisely made a career change ;)
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i feel your pain - i REALLY feel your pain.
the first thing i tell people going online for the first time - do NOT install the software that aol or earthlink or whoever sends you. you absofuckinglutely don't need it. second thing - when something asks you anything online, say no if you don't understand what it means. my friend got his first computer. he said he understood what i was telling him. a week later when his computer took a dump, he not only had installed every fucking thing that earthlink gave him, he had apparently downloaded every motherfucking thing on the internet. argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! two months later, he's an "expert" who helps his friends by reformatting when they have dialers that he can't figure out how to delete or other such things. he wipes out everything they have ever written, saved or done because he cannot figure out how to delete stuff that i can get rid of in like 1 minute. some people really shouldn't have computers btw, uno - i should definitely get that shirt!!! |
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Man.. do I know the feeling!!! ![]() Now I can't be bothered - just format your drive and install the OS again and try and learn something along the way. No backups? Pity! "Just follow what I say.... hit <RETURN>..." "What is <RETURN>??" "OK.. Fucking ENTER then!" :-) |
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Shit Aaron, if I knew it was gonna bother you so much, I would have asked someone else.
Thanks for the help though. Thanks at least, for not posting my icq log with me sounding so "dumb". |
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haha, I have friends like that.
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fuck I feel you I use to work tech support...
I got this puter and modem i wanna use email my operating system is aol windows xp........ I think if tech support could decide who can breed and who can't this world would be alot safer
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