The Secret of Mark Mateo's Success [VIDEO]

[Buff]

Why does my site convert so well? Why am I the bombdizzle on the internet? (I don't know what that means either, but I heard Snoop say it).

Here is the inside secret, captured on video:

PureCash TV

[calm]

is the purecash server a little slow tonight or is my connection shitty cause of the storm?

[Buff]

Originally posted by calm
is the purecash server a little slow tonight or is my connection shitty cause of the storm?

It's your end, Calm, I think.

[Why]

i dont even know what to think right now, after seeing that.

[Buff]

Originally posted by Why
i dont even know what to think right now, after seeing that.

Think ..ooOO (God damn, that Mark "Buff" Mateo is one funny bastard!)

[beemk]

loaded pretty quick for me..... now you guys know why jesus dialer had such great conversions.

[Chris]

funny stuff as always

[Dawgy]

too much free time

[JSA Matt]

I think you look and sound like ba-ba-booey

[jason420]

too much free time indeed, AND TOO FEW BRAIN CELLS. Dude, that shit is exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. You are fucking gay man.

[Buff]

Originally posted by jason420
too much free time indeed, AND TOO FEW BRAIN CELLS. Dude, that shit is exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. You are fucking gay man.

Blah blah blah. Put up or shut up. What do YOU do, besides whine like a little bitch?

[Dawgy]

Originally posted by jason420
too much free time indeed, AND TOO FEW BRAIN CELLS. Dude, that shit is exactly what the fuck I'm talking about. You are fucking gay man.

lol how does acting silly make him gay?

if he whipped out his chubby little dick and shoved it up your ass, now that would be gay.

[jason420]

did you really think that was funny. Was that really intelligent. Did it contribute in any meaningful way. It was meant to be art and yet it was fucking stupid. I'm not whining.. sounds like you are.

[Buff]

Originally posted by jason420
did you really think that was funny. Was that really intelligent. Did it contribute in any meaningful way. It was meant to be art and yet it was fucking stupid. I'm not whining.. sounds like you are.

This is porn, you dumb fucking gerbil-stuffer. This ain't a dissertation on particle physics. What the fuck? I'm not trying to sell Liquid Fusion Generators to MIT Engineers, I'm trying to sell some porn to web surfers.

Man, what precisely is your role in this industry again? How successful are you?

Exactly.

Buff

[MetaMan]

ur successful because all you do is talk about your dum ass program and hire lil knomes to type on the computer that it is so great even though daddy probly borrowed u the startup money.

[Buff]

Originally posted by MetaMan
ur successful because all you do is talk about your dum ass program and hire lil knomes to type on the computer that it is so great even though daddy probly borrowed u the startup money.

Spoken like a true failure!

[kad]

Buff, keep up the good work! Jettis jesus cracked me up

All the purecashTV stuff has been a-grade comedy

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by jason420
did you really think that was funny. Was that really intelligent. Did it contribute in any meaningful way. It was meant to be art and yet it was fucking stupid. I'm not whining.. sounds like you are.

Someone is angry....

Come out of the closet.... nothing wrong with being gay. Celebrate it, love it... you will feel better about yourself!

You can say a lot of things about Mark "Buff" Mateo - he has a small dick. can't act, needs to lose his pot belly, but saying he is gay is pretty lame.