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10-12-2003, 01:04 AM
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I fucked a fat girl
Ok so its 4am here.. and i started drinking at a friends house around 6pm.. then this fat girl came...
She was hitting on me all night, i couldnt seem to shake her.. then after about 20 or so beers i gave in.. and let her seduce me.. Well. As we are fucking.. it suddenly hits me.. like.. WTF am i doing with this girl.. she is gross.. so i get up and say i have to go to the bathroom.. then i come back and say.. ok i gotta go home.. she is like WTF.. im like what? i got things to do.. Anyways.. just thought id share this with you.. im drunk and am going to pass out.. Cya 
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10-12-2003, 01:09 AM
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Maybe deep in your heart you adore fat girls, who knows.
But I agree with pamphage, you should have fucked her silly, hahahah. Maybe tthen she would have told all her fat friends about it and you got some more "big" attention  |
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10-12-2003, 01:10 AM
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rule number #1
you start a job you finish it 
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10-12-2003, 01:10 AM
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You're going to end up by the time you're 60 with 8 hairs on your head and 400 in your ears for that one. LMAO Karma's gonna get you for that one, that was just rude.
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10-12-2003, 01:12 AM
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Honestly, I agree I think it was rude.. But the fact of the matter was that i was raped.
#1: I have been drinking since 6pm, #2 at this point im VERy drunk #3 She wouldnt take no for an answer #4 She kept rubbing up against me, i would say "what?" and "oookaay" but she wouldnt take a hint #5 she told me to keep drinking #6 i was raped This is not a joke..
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10-12-2003, 01:18 AM
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What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?
Both are fun to ride until your friends catch you!  You should have hit it like a champ. |
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10-12-2003, 01:20 AM
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You weren't raped. Men always complain that women "cry rape" too often, and now you're taking things too far. If you had the ability to get up and walk out of the room in the middle of it, then you had the ability to stop it before it started. If what you say is true, and you really tried to get her to stop, then she was wrong to keep after you, but that isn't rape, it's molestation or something, but not rape. Rape would have been if you were so drunk that you kept saying no and you were physically unable to leave. But since you stayed there knowing what she was after, it wasn't rape. If you could walk to the bathroom, you should have gotten yourself out of there before it got that far.
For what it's worth, what happened to you sucks. But what happened to her sucks, too, and calling it rape doesn't help anyone.
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10-12-2003, 01:24 AM
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You can type fairly well for a drunk guy too.
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10-12-2003, 01:25 AM
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You should of stayed with her she would took you out to breakfast.
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10-12-2003, 01:25 AM
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typing is second nature to me.. the words are all a blur.. but my hands push the keys
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no seriously though.. for those of you who have fucked a fat girl.. but dont patciularly go for fat girls.. you would understand how i feel.. her pussy was like fat and nasty man.. im sorry but it was bad news
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10-12-2003, 01:27 AM
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let me be the first to say:
haha haha ha haha ha
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10-12-2003, 01:28 AM
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hahahaha
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10-12-2003, 01:28 AM
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she says she'll forgive you if you run back now and finish what you started
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10-12-2003, 01:30 AM
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20 beers?
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10-12-2003, 01:55 AM
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This is quite a tragedy. How could a girl get so fucking huge, and STILL have tiny boobs?
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10-12-2003, 02:00 AM
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"I don't like little cars or big women but somehow I always find myself in'em"
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10-12-2003, 02:08 AM
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big women need love to,, just not from me
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10-12-2003, 02:14 AM
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I've never done a girl that was more than 130 and never will.
I'd be puking the rest of my life. |
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10-12-2003, 02:16 AM
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Fat Pussy is the BEST pussy.
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10-12-2003, 03:03 AM
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Let's do some business.
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She ate them.
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10-12-2003, 04:09 AM
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Now with more Jayne
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on behalf of all fat women that would never need to hit on anyone especially someone drunk (and after 20 beers how do you know it wasn't you hitting on her?) let me just say - THANK GOD she didn't give you a real chance to spawn.
Don't like big girls? Don't go with them. Trust me there are many that would LOVE to take your place. Those of you who think it is fun but don't want friends to see you  ..have some courage of convictions.You didn't get to fuck anything and she got a lucky escape from fucking an asshole. |
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10-12-2003, 08:44 AM
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Ill hit, is she still there? where is she at?
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10-12-2003, 08:51 AM
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How fat? Post pics.
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10-12-2003, 09:02 AM
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Nice job.
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10-12-2003, 09:05 AM
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Ik ben een aap
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You gotta fuck a fat chick once in your life
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10-12-2003, 09:25 AM
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I definitely don't go for the fat ones, but once you are drunk enough that you don't even see the fat, just the pussy... THEN you are golden.
I even did ATM with a fatty once! Both ways. Good times, good times.
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10-12-2003, 09:36 AM
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well since you were in the process you should have went ahead and gave her the pearl neclace.
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My fraternity used to give hoggin' points and we'd give awards every semester.
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10-12-2003, 10:23 AM
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Fat girls try harder in bed
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Anything thats big enough whereby you can literally tug the flaps is not good man.
Ur the one with the lucky escape bro.. the slut would have been calling you all today.. Bangin' bodies rule |
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10-12-2003, 10:48 AM
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Fat girls are just like riding mopeds......(ah you know the rest) or maybe you don't
they fun to ride,just until your buddies catch you i luv chunky,thick chicks...not fat
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As a middle-aged pudge ball myself who used to be young and about 50 lighter, I can tell you I get MUCH better sex from the men who are attracted to me at this weight than I did from the one's when I was thinner. And yes, I've had enough to be able to make a comparision. |
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I feel you man... Keep your standards high.
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you werent drunk and you probably finished the job
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No Refunds Issued.
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fat chick are EASY !!
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