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Furious_Female · 10-12-2003, 04:22 PM

DID YOU KNOW??

Yesterday scientists released the results of a recent analysis that
revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and that men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contains phytoeostrogens ) and drinking it makes men feel like women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men: gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating and refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing is considered necessary.

chemicaleyes · 10-12-2003, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by Furious_Female
DID YOU KNOW??

Yesterday scientists released the results of a recent analysis that
revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and that men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contains phytoeostrogens ) and drinking it makes men feel like women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men: gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating and refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing is considered necessary.

Phoenix · 10-12-2003, 04:24 PM

haha..nice

WiredGuy · 10-12-2003, 04:26 PM

ImPimpin · 10-12-2003, 04:29 PM

LOL!

Libertine · 10-12-2003, 04:33 PM

(actually, alcohol does indeed hurt testosteron production)

VirtuMike · 10-12-2003, 05:16 PM

You just can't argue that kind of logic.

wargames · 10-12-2003, 05:18 PM

TheFLY · 10-12-2003, 05:22 PM

I have too much testosterone -- maybe that's why I drink so much.

strobi · 10-12-2003, 05:23 PM

10-12-2003, 04:22 PM	#1
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