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Old 10-11-2003, 06:28 AM   #1
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a joke for saturday

Both Clinton and the Pope die, but there is a mix up. Clinton went to heaven and the Pope gets sent to hell.

The Pope explains the situation to the hell administration, they check their paperwork, and the error is acknowledged. They explain, however, that it will take about 24 hours to process the paperwork and make the switch.

The next day, the Pope is called in and the hell administration bids him farewell and he heads for heaven. On the way up, he meets Clinton on the way down, and they stop to chat.

Pope: Sorry about the mix up.

Clinton: No problem.

Pope: I'm really excited about going to heaven.

Clinton: Why's that?

Pope: All my life I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary.

Clinton: You're a day late.
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Old 10-11-2003, 06:30 AM   #2
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lol
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Old 10-11-2003, 06:30 AM   #3
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Thats like 4 years old
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Old 10-11-2003, 06:31 AM   #4
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hahaha, good one
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Old 10-11-2003, 06:32 AM   #5
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Thats like 4 years old
so are you but we let you post ;) j/k
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Old 10-11-2003, 06:36 AM   #6
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Old 10-11-2003, 06:39 AM   #7
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so are you but we let you post ;) j/k
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Old 10-11-2003, 06:51 AM   #8
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hehe nice
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Old 10-11-2003, 11:13 AM   #9
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Dude there is no such thing as a virgin named Mary.
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Old 10-11-2003, 11:16 AM   #10
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so are you but we let you post ;) j/k
ahahaha.

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Old 10-11-2003, 11:28 AM   #11
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you think the virgin mary had a slutty sister?
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Old 10-11-2003, 11:30 AM   #12
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"I swear to god I am being framed - the thing was a setup. I'm a virgin."
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