VERY tasteless but funny joke... Be warned, may offend some. - GoFuckYourself.com

LadyMischief · 10-10-2003, 04:50 AM

Mrs. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell her that her
husband's been in a terrible car accident. She rushes to the hospital,
runs in to the ER and says her husband's been in an accident. They tell
her Dr. Smith is handling the case. They page the doctor. He comes out
to the waiting room to see a terribly upset Mrs. Jones.

"Mrs. Jones?" the doctor asks.

"Yes sir, what's happened? How is my husband?"

The doctor sits next to her and says, "Not good news. Your husband's
accident resulted in two fractures of his spine."

"Oh my God" says Mrs. Jones, "what will be his prognosis?"

"Well, Mrs. Jones, his vital signs are stable. However, his spine is
inoperable. He'll have no motor skills or capability. This means you
will have to feed him." Mrs. Jones begins to sob. "And you'll have to
turn him in his bed every two hours to prevent pneumonia." Mrs. Jones
begins to wail and cry loudly. "Then, of course," the doctor continued,
"you'll have to diaper him as he'll have no control over his bladder and
of course these diapers must be changed at least five times a day."

Mrs. Jones begins to shake as she cries, sobs, wails. The doctor
continues: "And you'll have to clean up his feces on a regular basis as
he'll have no control over his sphincter. His bowel will engorge
whenever and quite often I'm afraid. Of course you must clean him
immediately to avoid accumulation of the putrid effluent he'll be
emitting regularly."

Now Mrs. Jones is convulsing sobbing uncontrollably and beginning to
wither off the bench into a sobbing pitiful mass.

Just then Dr. Smith reaches out his hand and pats Mrs. Jones on the
shoulder. "Hey, I'm just fucking with you, he's dead."

margarita · 10-10-2003, 04:56 AM

old one

Seb From Holland · 10-10-2003, 04:57 AM

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA

Odin88 · 10-10-2003, 04:57 AM

Descent joke, but how is that offensive?

Seb From Holland · 10-10-2003, 04:58 AM

(I'm sorry that was just so inappropriate, but I almost fell of my chair laughing)

LadyMischief · 10-10-2003, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Seb From Holland
(I'm sorry that was just so inappropriate, but I almost fell of my chair laughing)

Yeah I thought it was funny too, in a morbid kind of way... Of course I wanted to put a warning in there for those who are unappreciative of such humor

Bladewire · 10-10-2003, 05:56 AM

brand0n · 10-10-2003, 05:58 AM

ouch.. not nice

WebTitan · 10-10-2003, 06:06 AM

LadyMischief · 10-10-2003, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
ouch.. not nice

Hence the warning!

salo18 · 10-10-2003, 06:10 AM

hahaha

Herb Kornfield · 10-10-2003, 08:57 AM

HEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHE.....

Katlicious72 · 10-10-2003, 09:06 AM

I love that shit!

sherie · 10-10-2003, 09:09 AM

Hahahaha that is some funny shit!! LOL

Theo · 10-10-2003, 09:12 AM

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Shooter · 10-10-2003, 09:28 AM

hahaha

Greg B · 10-10-2003, 10:01 AM

Yo, that's BIG fucked up, but FUNNY.

NoCarrier · 10-10-2003, 10:07 AM

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10-10-2003, 04:50 AM	#1
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	VERY tasteless but funny joke... Be warned, may offend some. Mrs. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell her that her husband's been in a terrible car accident. She rushes to the hospital, runs in to the ER and says her husband's been in an accident. They tell her Dr. Smith is handling the case. They page the doctor. He comes out to the waiting room to see a terribly upset Mrs. Jones. "Mrs. Jones?" the doctor asks. "Yes sir, what's happened? How is my husband?" The doctor sits next to her and says, "Not good news. Your husband's accident resulted in two fractures of his spine." "Oh my God" says Mrs. Jones, "what will be his prognosis?" "Well, Mrs. Jones, his vital signs are stable. However, his spine is inoperable. He'll have no motor skills or capability. This means you will have to feed him." Mrs. Jones begins to sob. "And you'll have to turn him in his bed every two hours to prevent pneumonia." Mrs. Jones begins to wail and cry loudly. "Then, of course," the doctor continued, "you'll have to diaper him as he'll have no control over his bladder and of course these diapers must be changed at least five times a day." Mrs. Jones begins to shake as she cries, sobs, wails. The doctor continues: "And you'll have to clean up his feces on a regular basis as he'll have no control over his sphincter. His bowel will engorge whenever and quite often I'm afraid. Of course you must clean him immediately to avoid accumulation of the putrid effluent he'll be emitting regularly." Now Mrs. Jones is convulsing sobbing uncontrollably and beginning to wither off the bench into a sobbing pitiful mass. Just then Dr. Smith reaches out his hand and pats Mrs. Jones on the shoulder. "Hey, I'm just fucking with you, he's dead." __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

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