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Old 10-14-2003, 11:15 AM   #1
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had a fuckin' weird ass dream last night

dreamed fantasyman was having us (myself, my ex-sister-in-law, and Macaulay Culkin) over for mac n' cheese at his one room shack attached to the back of the tire shop. We almost didn't make it cuz the car was running on fumes, but we had just enough.

So we get there, and fantasyman is watching Wheel of Fortune on a 12" tv, sitting about 8" away from it on a stool..... there's a gigantic electronic ticker hanging overhead in there like you'd see in Vegas, but the numbers spinning are the flow of traffic being sent to various sites.

Cathy Bates is cooking up the mac n' cheese of course, and so I'm using the table by the door to try and fry up some grilled cheese sammiches with my secret champagne sauce. But I remembered I need to go get gas, so I take off for the Safeway across the street. (I know... Safeway doesn't have gas.... ) After I pull into the median of this 4 lane highway that runs through the front yard, I run outta gas for good. So I push it to the Safeway station.... anyway, this goes on for a while and then I finally get back.

When I pull back in the front yard, TGF, fantasyman, and Ben Affleck are out front chopping up newbies with a hatchet and dragging them over to the tire shop.


that's when I woke up..... it started getting too weird.
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Old 10-14-2003, 11:17 AM   #2
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Sounds pretty standard. The part I am worried about is why is Macauly Calcin in your dream?
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Old 10-14-2003, 11:20 AM   #3
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and you once suggested *I* might be a closet homo?????




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Old 10-14-2003, 11:21 AM   #4
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Old 10-14-2003, 11:22 AM   #5
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i'm no PhD, but thats some sad shit right there.
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Old 10-14-2003, 11:25 AM   #6
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and you once suggested *I* might be a closet homo?????




you remembered
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Old 10-14-2003, 11:28 AM   #7
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Old 10-14-2003, 11:31 AM   #8
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Dream is dream. some crazy brain cells function randomly. I had lots of crazy dreams, and I haven't killed anyone yet.
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Old 10-14-2003, 11:33 AM   #9
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thats fucked up, and definitely some homosexual undertones.
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Old 10-14-2003, 11:36 AM   #10
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I have some whacky dreams. Like my snowy mountain resort dream.

My favorite is of course the shadows in the curtains dream, where everything is in slow motion.
Then of course the red sports car... the pedals turn to bike pedals. The car turns to a bike, the bike to a tricycle, and then you are running... away from a dog. I'm going slow motion the dog is running fast... then I jog on the spot in slow motion unable to move while the dog closes.

Then I wake up in a vat of peaches - and go home.
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Old 10-14-2003, 11:36 AM   #11
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there musta been quite a few brain cells firing in the wrong order last night.... lol

too much late night pepper cheese or something....
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Old 10-14-2003, 11:37 AM   #12
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I dreamt I was fucking my ex-girlfriend and then she started getting all emotional on me, which is pretty typical with her. Only then did it make perfect sense that she needed an upgrade to her operating system, but then I realized she was already running XP. Next logical conclusion is she just needed to reformat her harddrive, and she'd be fixed Then I remember being kinda stoked that I had figured out what was wrong with her... then all of a sudden I realized it wasn't so simple.
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Old 10-14-2003, 12:11 PM   #13
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Part of your dream reminds me of one I had....

I'm in a night club with some mates and we were "spidering" the girls looking for a likely shag when I looked at my watch, the watch was covered in strange symbols that were scrolling across the screen, it was alluring I couldn't take my eyes off it, suddenly my arm started to feel strange and that's when the watch began to morph and started to spread across my arm like a tattoo, my arm is now covered in a matrix of data speeding in all directions - my fucking arm became the internet!

I went outside and the grass was ticking and I understood the software designed to make it grow at the right speed, at this point I knew everything there was to know and the sensation was euphoric, we walked into some strange aircraft hanger with a UFO in it and then I woke up.

I feel better now
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Old 10-14-2003, 01:31 PM   #14
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perhaps your dream was about everything you saw on the internet yesterday
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Old 10-14-2003, 01:34 PM   #15
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Old 10-14-2003, 02:28 PM   #16
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I had a dream last week that I was in love with TV's "Lovejoy" and he with me and that we were at his daughter's cocktail party.










That's weird, isn't it?
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Old 10-14-2003, 02:30 PM   #17
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Something?s should not be shared.
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Old 10-14-2003, 02:32 PM   #18
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maybe it's a sign of things to come
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Old 10-14-2003, 02:41 PM   #19
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That's an interesting dream.
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Old 10-14-2003, 02:41 PM   #20
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Your dream reminds me of:
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
(Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, by Hunter S. Thompson)
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Your dream reminds me of:
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
(Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, by Hunter S. Thompson)
That's one of my fave movies.
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Old 10-14-2003, 03:09 PM   #22
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I'm bold, so here goes. I'm new here, but know someone you know very well.
You need a vacation, not another convention. A real vacation, where you put the mouse down and forget where you work. You're going to constipate yourself with worry about that which you have no control over. And yes, it just goes on and on and on, like so much garbage being burned there's always another one around the block.
I mean this with the best of intentions.
So, that's my best Joseph for the Pharaoh.
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Old 10-14-2003, 03:11 PM   #23
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Old 10-14-2003, 03:12 PM   #24
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you obviously have deep dark issues with your childhood



I suggest a sock puppet to help you work through it
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Old 10-14-2003, 03:18 PM   #25
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I had a dream that I was having fits of demonic possesion which involved me urinating on myself and others around me as I spoke in tongues from a loud booming voice while levitating.

THe weird part is that in my dream I never remembered being possessed...the dream consisted of my friends relating to me that I had gotten possessed the night before or whatever...in the middle of a party and another time by the poolside. They were all concerned and told me that I was freaking everyone else out.

They said, "Maybe you should go to church, or see a priest." I said, "I'll be ok..."

Then the dream ended with me getting a handjob in a jacuzzi from an old highschool girlfriend...I woke up with a woody and promptly humped my wife...all the while pondering the ramifications of demonic possession.
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Strangest Dream I had lately was when in the dream I killed a kid, then embalmed the body, stuffed it in the trunk of my car ( which I have never owned a car that style or make) and then buried it in a local park.

Woke up TOTALLY convinced that I really did this to the kid, the dream was that powerful. I was just not "right" the rest of the day.........
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I had a dream I was falling and woke up to find I had killed a child the night before, embalmed him, and stuffed him in my trunk...I promptly drove to a nearby park...
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OMG you guys now I'm gonna have a fucked up dream after reading this shit.
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Strangest Dream I had lately was when in the dream I killed a kid, then embalmed the body, stuffed it in the trunk of my car ( which I have never owned a car that style or make) and then buried it in a local park.

Woke up TOTALLY convinced that I really did this to the kid, the dream was that powerful. I was just not "right" the rest of the day.........


baaahahaha

I love thew whole "I killed a kid, embalmed the body, stuffed it in a trunk"

but this is crazy because you never owned a car of this make
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baaahahaha

I love thew whole "I killed a kid, embalmed the body, stuffed it in a trunk"

but this is crazy because you never owned a car of this make
Haha
I thought the weird part was embalming the body; after all, it's not like you want the corpse to be preserved. Aah, amateur serial killers.
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