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mijoon

The two greatest geniuses that ever lived , Issac Newton and Albert Einstein , both believed in God . Even Charles Fucking Darwin believed in God .

Are these guys stupid because they have a different opinion than you ????

Where the fuck is [Labret] when you really need him .

Serge_Oprano

...and I am smart enough not even try bringing those 2 in thsi thread in recognition of their achievements!

was Issak a Jew? I knoiw Lensman is!

Serge_Oprano

use condom!

mijoon

Isaac was a limey . I don't give a shit what lensie is .

Serge_Oprano

I also know for a FACT that boneprone, 12 clicks are JEWISH and Amp's father's brother was a Jew!

MetaMan

because they stick to their own, the only white race who is like a pack, white people arent asians, and serge has jewish in him, do i need explain anything more?

let me sound like a bird quickly:

CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP

Serge_Oprano

I don't have jewish in me,
I AM Jewish!

and I am a bad Jew, I fuck Christian girls without condome and
"go forth and multiply" which is against our religion...

I'd even fuck you in the ass, because I am BAD, BAD, BAD...and cheap!

Serge_Oprano

MetaMan, we are patiently await for you here:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=184191

your presense is ESSENTIAL in the thread!

xxxjay

why not?

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Top Ten Jewish Porn Sites / Movies

10. Rivky does Flatbush

9. Live Nude Circumcisions

8. Wet 'n' Wild in The Mikvah

7. Yichud Cam

6. Nidah Cam

5. Neurotica

4.Shir Hashirim: The Literal Translation

3. Girls of Stern College

2. Upshirin Gone Bad

1. The Tochacha Live!


Top 10 Jewish IM Symbols

10. >:-( ____The Rabbi spoke for sooo long

9. @}:-) ____I only wear this at shul

8. (:^( ____She said it wasn't Shayich OR ;) im yirtzah Hashem by you

7. :-o ____Whoops, I'm Fleishig!

6. I ____The engagement is off.

5. :D ____He's a Doctor too!

4. d:-)____I love amusement parks on Chol Hamoed!

3. : O ____Remember yaleh v'yavo!

2. X-( ____Shema Yisrael! (or very religious guy at rated R movie)

1. @:-)## ____ Moshiach, Moshiach, Moshiach!


Top 40 Synagogue Pickup Lines

1. Pray here often?

2. I must have great kavanah, because I think my prayers have just been answered.

3. This Social Hall may have been dedicated in 1946, but I've been dedicated to you ever since you entered the room.

4. You know, having kiddush in this room reminds me of having kiddushin this June.

5. I may do hagbah with no difficulty, but picking up a girl like you is intimidating.

6. I see you are using the new linear siddur. Does that mean a lame one-liner might work on you?

7. You are the reason we need a mechiztah in this shul.

8. Since we're in a "beis knesset", do I have a chance of getting to base with you?

9. The rabbi's sermons can put people to sleep. Care to hear his shiur together?

10. You know, I had my bris down the hall in this shul. Want to see where?

11. You're the kind of woman that belongs on a pedestal, like up in the women's section.

12. A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.

13. If you're wearing that hat just because you're cold, some of that schnapps ought to warm us up.

14. Don't let my tallis-bag fool you -- I got it for my Bar-Mitzvah.

15. This kiddush ginger-ale is quite flat. Unlike yourself.

16. Is that pound cake as stale as this pickup line?

17. Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.

18. The first line of the Shma commands us to "Love the Lord with all your heart." After meeting you, I don't think I can keep that mitzvah.

19. Whenever I see you, I think of the shammes, also known as the sexton.

20. Hebrew? I barely even know you.

21. Like the tenth man to make a minyan, you...complete...me.

22. You had me at Adon (Olam), you had me at Adon.

23. Like an incoherent chazan, I'd like to whisper sweet nothings in your ear.

24. I think I've lost my page number. Can I have yours?

25. Won't you bimah, bimah baby tonight.

26. Just as this shtender holds this siddur close to my eyes at a good viewing angle, I'd like to hold you close to my heart like a beautiful angel.

27. I may bless God that "He did not make me a woman", but I'm sure glad He made you one!

28. In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home?

29. You know, I think you owe me a back rub; my neck is sore from noticing you up in the women's section all morning...

30. I notice that your Artscroll Siddur is dog-earred at Tehillim. Could I be what you've been praying for?

31. If this shul really is a meat market, you must be 100% Glatt Kosher.

32. The Tenth Commandment prohibits us from coveting our neighbor's ox or ass. I sure hope you live across town!

33. Above the ark we are reminded to "Know Who Is Before You Always". Before you, there was no one, and now I am after you!

34. I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.

35. This chazzan is going so fast, I keep losing my place. Can I use yours?

36. Excuse me, I'm looking for my wife in the women's section. Could you be her?

37. The biblical source for prayer is Isaac praying in the field. Are you playing the field?

38. I have perfect kavanah when I see you davening, because all I can think is Thank God!

39. You must feel fortunate to have a minyan wherever you go, cause baby, you're a 10!

40. Do you wear a hat to shul even in warm weather? Would you like to?

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Serge_Oprano

that's it????

no more jew-haters???

I am disapointed and DEMAND more!

Swanks

Why is it that Jews like to watch pornos in reverse?
They like the part when the hooker gives the money back.



In a restaurant, a Frenchman, a Chinaman, a German, a Russian, and a Jew all were served tea, and in each glass there was a fly floating. The Frenchman looked at the fly, threw up, and ran out. The Russian drank tea and swallowed the fly. The German pulled the fly from the tea, sucked it thoroughly, threw the fly to a garbage can, and drank his tea. The Chinese ate the fly and left the tea intact. The Jew sold the tea to the German, the fly to the Chinese, and ordered another tea.



A Russian orthodox priest, a mullah, and a rabbi discussed how they distributed the money brought by parishioners.
The priest said, "I draw a line across the floor in the church. Then I hurl all money into the air. Whatever falls on my side of the line, is mine, the rest is for God."
The mullah said, "I draw a circle on the mosque's floor, and hurl the money into the air. Whatever falls within the circle, is mine, the rest is for God."
The rabbi said, "I just hurl all the money up in the air. Whatever God wants He can keep. Whatever he lets fall back down, is for me."



An arab and a jew are shooting at each other across the border. Suddenly the arab stops. The jew:
- Hey, Mahommed, what's the matter?
- I'm out of ammunition!
- Come over here, I'll sell you some!

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smsvid

Religion is stupidity.

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[The Holocaust] "is not simply one example of genocide but a nearly successful attempt on the life of God's chosen children and, thus, on God himself." Abraham Foxman, National Director of the Anti-Defamation League, writing in the ADL's Frontline, January 1994. These vermicious knids really do believe they are a cut above everyone else. What are Jews? A racial crime syndicate. A nation of whiners-through-time, the human form of lampreys, leeches and ticks. If a Jew cuts his finger, the galaxy is guilty. What did you do to prevent it? What a loathsome race of racketeers, the Jews. Eternally extorting, eternally whining, eternally ugly, eternally disliked. The "Holocaust" was the best thing that ever happened to them. If it hadn't happened, they would have had to make it up. Oh, wait...

tempra

Serge,

Your Turkish is not bad, good for you... All you guys were going to use that language anyways if Ottoman wouldn't be dump

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Serge_Oprano

how do you say in Turkish:
suck my cock, I'll give you dime?

do you swallow?

ZakAttack

aimar78

You should know Serge, after all you are a Turk.

Before anyone calls me an anti-semite, let me just say that I don't hate Jews they are just people like anybody else, what I hate is injustice and ignorance.

Most of the so called "jews" from Poland Russia and other parts of eastern and central europe are not real Israelite jews, they are decendants of Turkic tribes that converted to judahism around 800 AD. http://www.khazaria.com/

These Turkic jews from eastern europe and russia are also the ones who started the zionist movement to establish a homeland in Israel, kind of unfair considering that these people are in no way tied to Israelite jews and have no right claim to that land.

The zionists manipulated the British empire and America in WW1 and WW2 and finally got Israel after WW2.

When they no longer needed the British they got rid of them by commiting the first major terrorist act ever by the bombing of the king david hotel. http://www.iap.org/kingdavidhotel.htm

These days the eastern european "jews" are first class citizens in Israel and the real Israelite jews who had lived in Israel for 5000 years are treated as second class citizens and discriminated against, they are called ******s & arabs because they share the same roots as Arabs and the Eastern europeans jews dont. http://www.khazaria.com/genetics/abstracts.html

The Zionist movement has America by the balls and that is the reason why America will do anything for the benefit of Israel even if they have nothing to gain from these actions themselves. America is willing to go as far as to cover up an attack by Israel on a U.S navy ship wich resulted in 34 deaths and 172 injuries http://ussliberty.org/.

Israel tried to sink the ship and blame it on egypt, but when they failed the U.S government covered it up. That is the extent of the U.S Israeli "friendship".

This is whats wrong with Israel & Zionism.
http://www.jewsagainstzionism.com/

ADL Colin

A time-proven way to get people to call you anything you wish.

"I am not a racist but ..."
"I am not an anti-semite but ..."
"Before anyone calls me a _________ ..."

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goBigtime

I can't help it. This made me...

Serge_Oprano

yes, I am Turk and therefore,
I demand my share of the profits from Ottoman Empire's conquest as well!

Pay me up, all, you OWE me!

....and I OWN you
;-)))