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KRL 10-04-2003 01:44 PM

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Originally posted by TheFLY


Well they should catch up eventually... CPU/Data storage advancements will keep up with the increase in the amount of data/population growth -- but sure there's other issues like fraudulent records, programmer/user errors in the records, search/identity mismatching...

As for not flying -- that's what I'll try to do but if someone in your family is suddenly ill in another state you really have no choice...

Most of the 7 million illegal workers in the US use bogus SS numbers that are randomly selected by the guys creating the forged cards. That causes enormous matching problems. Then you have the identity thieves screwing up the databases. Then you have regular folks trying to defeat the system with bogus info.

Add it all up and it creates errors and inaccuracies that propogate themselves into further chaos in the databases.

Its a recipe for disaster with all this info they are collecting. There aren't enough people to analyze it anyway.

Resolute 10-04-2003 01:59 PM

I would pay extra for that :1orglaugh

George Bush Jr. 10-04-2003 02:08 PM

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Originally posted by Resolute
I would pay extra for that :1orglaugh
I heard boneprone is starting an airline , you could be the first to fly, and get the special LUBED search feature.

boneprone 10-04-2003 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by George Bush Jr.


I heard boneprone is starting an airline , you could be the first to fly, and get the special LUBED search feature.

:thumbsup

C_U_Next_Tuesday 10-04-2003 04:01 PM

the last time I flew i got searched hard twice...by the same woman.. all within 20 minutes.....i never left her site after the first search..but I guess she had a thing for big boobs cause she was running her hands and the metal detector all over my chest like she was enjoying herself... So to save my bag of weed from falling out fo my bra i started flirting hard with this bitch...she knew she was copping a feel and so did I....I got real loud in that teeny tiny two room ariport and told her her hands felt real nice....

she immediately stopped and let me through.....:thumbsup

<IMX> 10-04-2003 04:19 PM

Here is the golden rule for cavity searches.

Make sure when the searcher has their finger up your bum..


He doesn't have both hands on your shoulders!!!

BVF 10-04-2003 04:24 PM

I'm a somewhat large (fat) dark black man....I never have a problem at the airports....I use a little "vocabulary" on them and they let me go on my way...

RedBumper 10-04-2003 04:35 PM

From a pilots point of view i couldn't agree more that airport security should be stronger but what you are saying is just wrong and shouldn't have happened.
After september 11 it was clear that something should change so they started with changing some rules.
The biggest change would be that the cockpit has to be kept "clean"..... meaning cockpit door should be kept closed on and above 10,000 feet. Pretty stupid rule, door closed or not, if you want to get in, you CAN get in, even with bullet proof doors. If you want to get the bird down, you CAN get it down, even with bullet proof doors.
Security at airports was tightened alot. Pretty hypocrit if you ask me, i'll give you a small example:

We do a Brussels Intl to Lome (Africa). You have the very tight security at Brussels and then you take-off to Lome. You arrive at Lome airport and everyone can do pretty much what he wants to do. Passengers walking accross the field without guards, people getting on and off the field without anybody asking any questions, etc...
The inbound crew (we) sign the aircraft over to the outbound crew who takes it back to Brussels full pax (with those passengers who could do pretty much what they wanted when they boarded at Lome).

What does this tell you? To me it's all a big media thing, just the same as alot of airlines used september 11 as an excuse to fire people and not get any fingers pointed because they where actually making losses years before september 11. I was one of those victims, i got my notice that i had to go due to passengers not flying anymore after september 11........ well, before september 11 we had full pax and after september 11 we still had full pax. Easy to lay people off after september 11 and not get a finger pointed for bad management.
The airline industry has been going down for years and they are not doing much to get it back up again...... as we can see from your example.

I am now a free lance flyboy on private jets.... atleast i know i won't get screwed but i don't do the big birds anymore.

George Bush Jr. 10-04-2003 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by BVF
I'm a somewhat large (fat) dark black man....I never have a problem at the airports....I use a little "vocabulary" on them and they let me go on my way...
Friendly tip:

BVF needs to upgrade his browser and operating system.

*your leaking

Sexzity 10-04-2003 04:46 PM

Who said "sexbomb":1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 10-04-2003 04:49 PM

50

George Bush Jr. 10-04-2003 04:50 PM

50 cavity searches

George Bush Jr. 10-04-2003 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn
50
arg you bastard .. i wish 52 cavity searches upon thee

12clicks 10-04-2003 05:54 PM

just say no to the strip search. period.

As for searching people randomly, this is what happends when the liberals demand that you pander to muslims by not admitting that all highjackers in the last 20 years have been muslim scum.

Why 10-04-2003 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
Hmmm.

I need to get an application next week and see if the Airport is hiring.

This may be just what I need.

i laughed... outloud.

zzgundamnzz 10-04-2003 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
Pete, do you want me to get you an application too?

We could work as a team..

When the hot women start to approach we can signal eachother with a look, and then go to work..

All in the name of national security..

You never can be too safe!!!


What do ya think Pete?
I think it would be fun.. You and me. Feeling up all the airport babes!

Boneprone Family style.

Fuck, I should have thought of this.



Pete, you always give me the great ideas!!

You are the man!

:thumbsup

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