Michael Moore : Dude, Where's My Country? - GoFuckYourself.com

directfiesta · 10-04-2003, 01:06 PM

more on the site... funny guy:

8 And, finally, no more of this 'God Bless America' crap. What makes you think you get to be blessed and no one else? I don't play favourites. You don't hear anyone in Djibouti saying 'God Bless Djibouti'. I have never heard anyone utter the words 'God Bless Botswana'. They know better. Let's get this straight - God don't bless America, God don't bless anyone, God has got a tee time on the back nine and he doesn't have time to be interrupted with this patriotic mumbo jumbo. Quit using My name as a justification for feeling superior to everyone else. You aren't. You are actually among the dumbest people on the planet. Don't think so? Name the president of Mexico. See? Ask anyone else in the world the name of the leader of the country next to theirs and they can tell you who it is. God bless America? More like God bleeps America.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/michaelmoo...055594,00.html

detoxed · 10-04-2003, 01:09 PM

Mexico doesnt matter... thats why we dont know who the president of mexico is... because he has just as much power as bob smith over on 1st street.

The Truth Hurts · 10-04-2003, 01:10 PM

Her needs a bullet.

boneprone · 10-04-2003, 01:10 PM

The Family loves Mexican Chicks.

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cluck · 10-04-2003, 01:13 PM

3 I do not want school kids praying to Me in a classroom. Save it for the church and before bedtime - that's enough for the little tykes. You keep forcing them to pray to Me, they are going to hate My ass. Stop it!

Lane · 10-04-2003, 01:16 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
Mexico doesnt matter...

lol, yea right
mexico is the #1 source for the modern slavery, i.e. illegal immigrants.

if there was a counrty like canada on the southern border, things would be quite different. Life would be so much more expensive here, like Europe

xxxdesign-net · 10-04-2003, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by directfiesta
more on the site... funny guy:

8 And, finally, no more of this 'God Bless America' crap. What makes you think you get to be blessed and no one else? I don't play favourites. You don't hear anyone in Djibouti saying 'God Bless Djibouti'. I have never heard anyone utter the words 'God Bless Botswana'. They know better. Let's get this straight - God don't bless America, God don't bless anyone, God has got a tee time on the back nine and he doesn't have time to be interrupted with this patriotic mumbo jumbo. Quit using My name as a justification for feeling superior to everyone else. You aren't. You are actually among the dumbest people on the planet. Don't think so? Name the president of Mexico. See? Ask anyone else in the world the name of the leader of the country next to theirs and they can tell you who it is. God bless America? More like God bleeps America.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/michaelmoo...055594,00.html

eh America is God's country!! uh.. actually.. america is a continent..

xxxdesign-net · 10-04-2003, 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
Her needs a bullet.

oh... the truth Hurts? Or your brain cannot comprehend it...?

The Truth Hurts · 10-04-2003, 01:21 PM

moore should use google..
he'd have gotten a few results for both
'God Bless Djibouti' and 'God Bless Botswana'..

of course, Djibouti is a french speaking country with a 20% literacy rate, and Botswana has 26 different languages and a 30% english literacy rate.. so the odds of him actually hearing "God Bless" either of them is going to be pretty slim...

he might as well go looking for people saying God Bless Michael Moore. (a whole 59 google results)

xxxdesign-net · 10-04-2003, 01:23 PM

god-bless-canada 1,590
god-bless-america 322,000

The Truth Hurts · 10-04-2003, 01:28 PM

"god bless satan" 757

figure that one out ; )

Adorno · 10-04-2003, 01:32 PM

Since this thread will have the neocons bleating for the blood of the literate, I would like to trade books in mp3 format with you. I just started picking them up last week. I need more for my collection.

I want audio books from the left and the right, in particular the right. This is what I have thus far:

Ann Coulter - Treason
Ann Coulter - Slander
Giants of Politics - Communist Manifesto
Sean Hannity - Let Freedom Ring
John Krakauer - Under the Banner of Heaven
Moore - Stupid White Men
Franken - Lies and the Lying Liars

cluck · 10-04-2003, 01:37 PM

Wow he's not as much of a dumbass as I though. I always pinned him as just as bad as Coulter but he just might be down to earth.

5. Admit that the left has made mistakes. Ouch. This is a tough one. But, if you admit that, on occasion, you have been wrong, it's easier for the other person to consider what they have been wrong about, too.

· Mumia [the campaigning Pennsylvania journalist who was sentenced for the shooting of a police officer and has been on death row since 1982] probably killed that guy. There, I said it. That does not mean he should be denied a fair trial or that he should be put to death. But because we don't want to see him or anyone executed, the efforts to defend him may have overlooked the fact that he did indeed kill that cop. This takes nothing away from the eloquence of his writings or commentary, or the important place he now holds on the international political stage. But he probably did kill that guy.

· Drugs are bad. They fuck you up, slow you down and ruin your daily existence. Even though Nancy Reagan can kiss my ass, you really should just say no.

· Men and women are different. We are not the same gender. Do I have to show you the drawings? For instance, very few women pull out a gun and shoot someone on the street. The chance that a woman will mug you tonight on the way home from work is somewhere around nil. That is a quirk specific to my gender. Likewise, very few men could give a shit about making the bed. Why make the bed? Who is going to see it? What are we doing, protecting the sheets from something we don't want them to see during the day while we're at work?

· It's really a bad idea to have sex before you're 18. OK, maybe I'm just jealous because I had to wait until I was 32. None the less, the price to pay for teenage sex is pretty high - unwanted pregnancy, disease, and ending up with one ear bigger than the other because it's always cocked toward the front door in case the parents come home early.

· The sun is good for you. Your skin needs at least 10 minutes of direct sunlight a day for a much-needed shot of Vitamin D. Quit slapping all that sun block over your kids.

If you really are concerned about UV rays and skin cancer, then ask yourself, "When was the last time I attended a Greenpeace meeting in order to help make things better?"

· People who commit violent crimes should be locked up. Dangerous people should not be out on the street. Yes, they should get help. Yes, they should get rehabilitation. Yes, we should look for ways to reduce the root causes of crime. But no one has the right to assault you or rip you off, and if you can't bring yourself to show at least an ounce of outrage against those who would harm you, then you just look like a wimp or a nut to most normal people. In fact, I want to assault you right now.

· Your children do not have a right to privacy and you better pay attention to what they are up to. Right now, as you are reading this, they are doing something. What are they doing? See, you don't even have a clue! Put down this book and head upstairs immediately!

· Not all unions are good and, in fact, many of them are just plain lousy. If you belong to one of the lazy, ineffective unions who are in bed with management or Bush, then you need to get your sorry ass down to the next union meeting and run for office.

· SUVs are not inherently evil; the fact that they use so much gas, that they are constructed to be killer machines, and that yuppie weasels drive them in urban areas is evil.

· Getting back to nature is a dumb idea. Nature doesn't want you anywhere near it. That's why nature created cities.

· Too many of us hold a hoity-toity view of religion and think the religious are superstitious 15th-century ignoramuses. We're wrong, and they have as much right to their religion as those among us who have no religion. This arrogance is a big reason the lower classes will always side with the Republicans.

· Why are you still bitching about rightwing author Ann Coulter? Sure, she's as crazy as a loon, but she's got more balls than the entire Democratic Leadership Council. You're just jealous because we don't have an Ann Coulter. And stop looking at her damn legs!

· The proposed "Liberal Radio Network"? What a stupid waste of time. Radio? Are you serious? What century are you in? Gee, why stop there - let's set up a Liberal Pony Express! How about a Liberal Morse code? SOS! Get into the 21st century! Get a TV network. Get an internet network. Get Snoop Dogg and 50 Cent to run for office!

· Animals don't have rights. Yes, they should be treated "humanely". Yes, Tyson Foods and all the others that "harvest" chickens are disgusting. But "freeing" chickens from their factory farms is idiotic. They don't know how to survive in the wild and they're just going to get hit by a truck.

· Nixon was more liberal than the last five presidents we've had. His administration opened up a dialogue with China. He was instrumental in establishing affirmative action in hiring and protecting the rights of women. He was the first president to sign agreements on nuclear weapons control. Nixon was responsible for the 1970 Clean Air Act. He also attempted a type of welfare reform that would have guaranteed an income for the poor. Nixon still should have been run out of office, and the millions of dead in south-east Asia will haunt him throughout eternity. But to think that he was the last "liberal" in office just makes me want to puke.

The Truth Hurts · 10-04-2003, 01:40 PM

alt.binaries.sounds.mp3.audiobooks has
hannity

alt.binaries.sounds.audiobooks has
franken
coulter slander

alt.binaries.mp3.audiobooks.highspeed has
coulter treason

Adorno · 10-04-2003, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
alt.binaries.sounds.mp3.audiobooks has
hannity

alt.binaries.sounds.audiobooks has
franken
coulter slander

alt.binaries.mp3.audiobooks.highspeed has
coulter treason

Got all those already, I need more neocon books. I know someone has to be sitting on some OReilly.

The Truth Hurts · 10-04-2003, 01:53 PM

sorry, misread.. thought those are what you were looking for.

don't see any o'reilly... go to audible.com and buy the downloads..

Adorno · 10-04-2003, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
go to audible.com and buy the downloads..

NEVER!

I implore everyone to go download Treason.

sacX · 10-04-2003, 03:47 PM

gimme hookups for some of these neocon audio books plz.. been interested what they've been bleating on about.

dunno if i can be fucked going to a newsgroup..

blazi · 10-04-2003, 03:59 PM

grow the f*ck up!! I'm a Canadian, so what? I just think it needs to stop being USAvsCanada... ya know? enough is enough like... we both ROCK in our own ways!!!!!!!!!!!

dig420 · 10-04-2003, 04:06 PM

Michael Moore, like most 'liberal' political figures (Al Franken) is just a common sense guy who mostly points out deranged ideas from the facist demagogue type of politician, who are pretty much all on the right. The mullet wearing nascar fans who think he's some kind of left wing communist character pretty much just expose the depth of their willingness and ability to be propagandized.

I can't wait to see if Limbaugh goes to Rikers. Fucking hypocrite.

dig420 · 10-04-2003, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by blazi
grow the f*ck up!! I'm a Canadian, so what? I just think it needs to stop being USAvsCanada... ya know? enough is enough like... we both ROCK in our own ways!!!!!!!!!!!

The truth, Blazi, is that most Americans like Canadians. We think you're cute. We just like fucking with you

DamageX · 10-04-2003, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Oprah could beat Bush. Hands down. America loves her.

Now THAT is a GREAT idea. This is even something I'd pay for watching. :D

sacX · 10-04-2003, 06:24 PM

anyone wanna hook me up with some neocon audiobooks icq me plz.. 739765.. i can't be bothered with icq or newsgroups :/

sacX · 10-05-2003, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Adorno

NEVER!

I implore everyone to go download Treason.

downloaded it. Crazy bitch, 'nuff said.

Nickless · 10-05-2003, 09:31 PM

god bless southamerica

kevinale · 10-05-2003, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420
Michael Moore, like most 'liberal' political figures (Al Franken) is just a common sense guy who mostly points out deranged ideas from the facist demagogue type of politician, who are pretty much all on the right. The mullet wearing nascar fans who think he's some kind of left wing communist character pretty much just expose the depth of their willingness and ability to be propagandized.

I can't wait to see if Limbaugh goes to Rikers. Fucking hypocrite.

dig: i totally like you..

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10-04-2003, 01:32 PM	#12
Adorno So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 303	Since this thread will have the neocons bleating for the blood of the literate, I would like to trade books in mp3 format with you. I just started picking them up last week. I need more for my collection. I want audio books from the left and the right, in particular the right. This is what I have thus far: Ann Coulter - Treason Ann Coulter - Slander Giants of Politics - Communist Manifesto Sean Hannity - Let Freedom Ring John Krakauer - Under the Banner of Heaven Moore - Stupid White Men Franken - Lies and the Lying Liars Last edited by Adorno; 10-04-2003 at 01:46 PM..

10-04-2003, 01:37 PM	#13
cluck Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,248	Wow he's not as much of a dumbass as I though. I always pinned him as just as bad as Coulter but he just might be down to earth. 5. Admit that the left has made mistakes. Ouch. This is a tough one. But, if you admit that, on occasion, you have been wrong, it's easier for the other person to consider what they have been wrong about, too. · Mumia [the campaigning Pennsylvania journalist who was sentenced for the shooting of a police officer and has been on death row since 1982] probably killed that guy. There, I said it. That does not mean he should be denied a fair trial or that he should be put to death. But because we don't want to see him or anyone executed, the efforts to defend him may have overlooked the fact that he did indeed kill that cop. This takes nothing away from the eloquence of his writings or commentary, or the important place he now holds on the international political stage. But he probably did kill that guy. · Drugs are bad. They fuck you up, slow you down and ruin your daily existence. Even though Nancy Reagan can kiss my ass, you really should just say no. · Men and women are different. We are not the same gender. Do I have to show you the drawings? For instance, very few women pull out a gun and shoot someone on the street. The chance that a woman will mug you tonight on the way home from work is somewhere around nil. That is a quirk specific to my gender. Likewise, very few men could give a shit about making the bed. Why make the bed? Who is going to see it? What are we doing, protecting the sheets from something we don't want them to see during the day while we're at work? · It's really a bad idea to have sex before you're 18. OK, maybe I'm just jealous because I had to wait until I was 32. None the less, the price to pay for teenage sex is pretty high - unwanted pregnancy, disease, and ending up with one ear bigger than the other because it's always cocked toward the front door in case the parents come home early. · The sun is good for you. Your skin needs at least 10 minutes of direct sunlight a day for a much-needed shot of Vitamin D. Quit slapping all that sun block over your kids. If you really are concerned about UV rays and skin cancer, then ask yourself, "When was the last time I attended a Greenpeace meeting in order to help make things better?" · People who commit violent crimes should be locked up. Dangerous people should not be out on the street. Yes, they should get help. Yes, they should get rehabilitation. Yes, we should look for ways to reduce the root causes of crime. But no one has the right to assault you or rip you off, and if you can't bring yourself to show at least an ounce of outrage against those who would harm you, then you just look like a wimp or a nut to most normal people. In fact, I want to assault you right now. · Your children do not have a right to privacy and you better pay attention to what they are up to. Right now, as you are reading this, they are doing something. What are they doing? See, you don't even have a clue! Put down this book and head upstairs immediately! · Not all unions are good and, in fact, many of them are just plain lousy. If you belong to one of the lazy, ineffective unions who are in bed with management or Bush, then you need to get your sorry ass down to the next union meeting and run for office. · SUVs are not inherently evil; the fact that they use so much gas, that they are constructed to be killer machines, and that yuppie weasels drive them in urban areas is evil. · Getting back to nature is a dumb idea. Nature doesn't want you anywhere near it. That's why nature created cities. · Too many of us hold a hoity-toity view of religion and think the religious are superstitious 15th-century ignoramuses. We're wrong, and they have as much right to their religion as those among us who have no religion. This arrogance is a big reason the lower classes will always side with the Republicans. · Why are you still bitching about rightwing author Ann Coulter? Sure, she's as crazy as a loon, but she's got more balls than the entire Democratic Leadership Council. You're just jealous because we don't have an Ann Coulter. And stop looking at her damn legs! · The proposed "Liberal Radio Network"? What a stupid waste of time. Radio? Are you serious? What century are you in? Gee, why stop there - let's set up a Liberal Pony Express! How about a Liberal Morse code? SOS! Get into the 21st century! Get a TV network. Get an internet network. Get Snoop Dogg and 50 Cent to run for office! · Animals don't have rights. Yes, they should be treated "humanely". Yes, Tyson Foods and all the others that "harvest" chickens are disgusting. But "freeing" chickens from their factory farms is idiotic. They don't know how to survive in the wild and they're just going to get hit by a truck. · Nixon was more liberal than the last five presidents we've had. His administration opened up a dialogue with China. He was instrumental in establishing affirmative action in hiring and protecting the rights of women. He was the first president to sign agreements on nuclear weapons control. Nixon was responsible for the 1970 Clean Air Act. He also attempted a type of welfare reform that would have guaranteed an income for the poor. Nixon still should have been run out of office, and the millions of dead in south-east Asia will haunt him throughout eternity. But to think that he was the last "liberal" in office just makes me want to puke. __________________ icq 279990726 www.mcdonalds.com <- great money making opportunity

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10-04-2003, 01:06 PM	#1
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec Posts: 29,679	Michael Moore : Dude, Where's My Country? more on the site... funny guy: 8 And, finally, no more of this 'God Bless America' crap. What makes you think you get to be blessed and no one else? I don't play favourites. You don't hear anyone in Djibouti saying 'God Bless Djibouti'. I have never heard anyone utter the words 'God Bless Botswana'. They know better. Let's get this straight - God don't bless America, God don't bless anyone, God has got a tee time on the back nine and he doesn't have time to be interrupted with this patriotic mumbo jumbo. Quit using My name as a justification for feeling superior to everyone else. You aren't. You are actually among the dumbest people on the planet. Don't think so? Name the president of Mexico. See? Ask anyone else in the world the name of the leader of the country next to theirs and they can tell you who it is. God bless America? More like God bleeps America. http://www.guardian.co.uk/michaelmoo...055594,00.html __________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

10-04-2003, 01:09 PM	#2
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	Mexico doesnt matter... thats why we dont know who the president of mexico is... because he has just as much power as bob smith over on 1st street.

10-04-2003, 01:10 PM	#3
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,305	Her needs a bullet.

10-04-2003, 01:21 PM	#9
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,305	moore should use google.. he'd have gotten a few results for both 'God Bless Djibouti' and 'God Bless Botswana'.. of course, Djibouti is a french speaking country with a 20% literacy rate, and Botswana has 26 different languages and a 30% english literacy rate.. so the odds of him actually hearing "God Bless" either of them is going to be pretty slim... he might as well go looking for people saying God Bless Michael Moore. (a whole 59 google results)

10-04-2003, 01:23 PM	#10
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10-04-2003, 01:28 PM	#11
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,305	"god bless satan" 757 figure that one out ; )

10-04-2003, 01:40 PM	#14
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,305	alt.binaries.sounds.mp3.audiobooks has hannity alt.binaries.sounds.audiobooks has franken coulter slander alt.binaries.mp3.audiobooks.highspeed has coulter treason

10-04-2003, 01:53 PM	#16
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,305	sorry, misread.. thought those are what you were looking for. don't see any o'reilly... go to audible.com and buy the downloads..

10-04-2003, 03:47 PM	#18
sacX Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,998	gimme hookups for some of these neocon audio books plz.. been interested what they've been bleating on about. dunno if i can be fucked going to a newsgroup..

10-04-2003, 04:06 PM	#20
dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	Michael Moore, like most 'liberal' political figures (Al Franken) is just a common sense guy who mostly points out deranged ideas from the facist demagogue type of politician, who are pretty much all on the right. The mullet wearing nascar fans who think he's some kind of left wing communist character pretty much just expose the depth of their willingness and ability to be propagandized. I can't wait to see if Limbaugh goes to Rikers. Fucking hypocrite.

10-04-2003, 06:24 PM	#23
sacX Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,998	anyone wanna hook me up with some neocon audiobooks icq me plz.. 739765.. i can't be bothered with icq or newsgroups :/

10-05-2003, 09:31 PM	#25
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