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Bus crash
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies!
They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced, He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous!" And so God snaps His fingers and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too!!" Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway finished, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor and laughing his ass off!! God finally reaches the end of the line, and asks this guy what his wish will be. The guy calms himself down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again!"
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Heard it before but still good
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Pounding Googlebot
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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When it rains, it pours
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i just lost my senses
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