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Juicy D. Links · 09-29-2003, 08:30 PM

Ok guys tell me if this shit hasnt happened to you...

Girl is stoking your cum silo....up down up down yeaaaaah

Yeah juicy you like it yeah baby gonna cum....

Your lying down and when you blow your swimmers out of the silo of manhood it shoots at your own chest or worse your face...

Anybody know what i talking about?

mrthumbs · 09-29-2003, 08:32 PM

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Juicy D. Links · 09-29-2003, 08:32 PM

Once a girl few years ago was stoking my veiny friend and i shot my load on my nipple

JDog · 09-29-2003, 08:33 PM

it always went in her mouth!

But yea, maybe twice she didn't get her mouth there in time...

jDoG

Lane · 09-29-2003, 08:33 PM

i shot my face once, fuckin nasty

kad · 09-29-2003, 08:33 PM

sweet7 · 09-29-2003, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Once a girl few years ago was stoking my veiny friend and i shot my load on my nipple

Go on...

JDog · 09-29-2003, 08:34 PM

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Originally posted by mrthumbs
handjobsgonebad.com

Haha, I love that!

jDoG

Juicy D. Links · 09-29-2003, 08:34 PM

I have actually mastered the technique now of shooting my load at least a foot or so , took some time but i can do it consistently now

Juicy D. Links · 09-29-2003, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweet7

Go on...

then i made her lick my nipple clean

Micah - Drizunk · 09-29-2003, 08:35 PM

its like in the old west, ya just gotta aim right between thier eyes.

Katlicious72 · 09-29-2003, 08:36 PM

OH wow

Juicy D. Links · 09-29-2003, 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by Micah - Drizunk
its like in the old west, ya just gotta aim right between thier eyes.

Nah when your lying down and she is kinda next to you, the meaty flesh bone is angled at 45 degrees thus at the height of ejaculation and all that thrust its a crapshoot on the final destination of the white jizz droppings

09-29-2003, 08:38 PM

cum doesn't taste all that bad

Juicy D. Links · 09-29-2003, 08:38 PM

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Originally posted by Katlicious72
OH wow

Come on Kat,

Alot of women fear the "white creamy surprise" , thus they subconsciosly point the cum silo away from them thus leaving nowhere else for the semen to splurge to

cluck · 09-29-2003, 08:38 PM

When I was in like 9th grade and my girlfriend would only go as far as handjobs I used to be kinda passive agressive towards her about that so I'd alawys angle my body to get it all over her.

DarkBob · 09-29-2003, 08:39 PM

I made it to my forehead once when I was jerking off, does that count?

Juicy D. Links · 09-29-2003, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkBob
I made it to my forehead once when I was jerking off, does that count?

pics, video ? we need proof

Katlicious72 · 09-29-2003, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

Come on Kat,

Alot of women fear the "white creamy surprise" , thus they subconsciosly point the cum silo away from them thus leaving nowhere else for the semen to splurge to

Thank you for the beautiful description of blowing your load. Now I have a weird visual Juicy....Thanks..

Juicy D. Links · 09-29-2003, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Katlicious72

Thank you for the beautiful description of blowing your load. Now I have a weird visual Juicy....Thanks..

I can videotape my next self pleasuring moment if you need more visualization

Katlicious72 · 09-29-2003, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

I can videotape my next self pleasuring moment if you need more visualization

Please refrain from doing that the words were more than enough.

JDog · 09-29-2003, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Once a girl few years ago was stoking my veiny friend and i shot my load on my nipple

Did your girl lick it off? huh?

jDoG

Juicy D. Links · 09-29-2003, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Katlicious72

Please refrain from doing that the words were more than enough.

Ok no prob hit me up if you ever need some content to view

Juicy D. Links · 09-29-2003, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JDog

Did your girl lick it off? huh?

jDoG

DarkBob · 09-29-2003, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

pics, video ? we need proof

no proof. just happened once, I've been trying to do it ever since, but never got close...

magicmike · 09-29-2003, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Once a girl few years ago was stoking my veiny friend and i shot my load on my nipple

Aim !!!

Maybe you need even more practice.

Have fun!

BVF · 09-29-2003, 08:54 PM

I have quick reflexes...when I see it coming, I quickly turn my head...worst I've ever gotten was on the bottom side of my chin...but it's my own sperm so I wasn't mad about it

Slick · 09-29-2003, 09:02 PM

EDITED BECAUSE OF STUPID COMMENTS, ha ha ha

neewwman · 09-29-2003, 09:04 PM

I shot all the way over my shoulder once, but usually it ends up on my abdomen.

kiwi · 09-29-2003, 09:37 PM

Once my ex was stroking my manhood and I shot my load into her eye. She wasn't expecting it cos her face was over a foot away.
The poor girl was kind enough to finish the handjob, even though she was temporarily blinded. It was hilarious

Brat · 09-29-2003, 09:52 PM

getting cum in the eyes is no joking matter.. it reaaaally fuckin SUUUUUCKS... i have a semi swollen eye for at least a day..it's all red and shit...UGHH!!!!! I HATE THAT!

laura · 09-29-2003, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

I can videotape my next self pleasuring moment if you need more visualization

i double dog dare you to

Ian · 09-29-2003, 11:01 PM

http://www.handjobb.com

LMAO, fill your boots.

Nima · 09-30-2003, 01:15 AM

used to happen to me all the time but gotta learn how to take control of your cock boy! hahaha

VirtuMike · 09-30-2003, 01:38 AM

Kat, is all of this talking about handjobs doing anything for you?

I hope so.

TheJimmy · 09-30-2003, 01:47 AM

Nima · 09-30-2003, 01:54 AM

oh I forgot to tell you that I can give you some lessons but it will cost ya

Chaldoray · 09-30-2003, 02:02 AM

Victor-E · 09-30-2003, 02:29 AM

Once when I was 15, I was jerking off in the bathroom and I shot my load out the window behind my head. The trick is in timing and stroking very slowly and almost stopping right before you cum. I always get the girls in the face from between their legs.

adamneve · 09-30-2003, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
cum doesn't taste all that bad

that's what i tell them all the time

sweet7 · 09-30-2003, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

then i made her lick my nipple clean

So it was a win win situation...

Way to cum on yourself Juicy!

Fu-Q · 09-30-2003, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweet7

Way to cum on yourself Juicy!

thats fucking hilarious

LeeNoga · 09-30-2003, 09:56 AM

Men cannot even hot the toilet bowl most of the time, and your worried about shotting the swimmers on your body?

Its called AIM stupids :-)

AaronM · 09-30-2003, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Ok guys tell me if this shit hasnt happened to you...

Girl is stoking your cum silo....up down up down yeaaaaah

Yeah juicy you like it yeah baby gonna cum....

Your lying down and when you blow your swimmers out of the silo of manhood it shoots at your own chest or worse your face...

Anybody know what i talking about?

Handjobs are for the losers who can't get laid.

Dirty F · 09-30-2003, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

Handjobs are for the losers who can't get laid.

Nah, not true...handjobs are cool, even if you can get laid.

LeeNoga · 09-30-2003, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

Nah, not true...handjobs are cool, even if you can get laid.

Especially if it takes ya forever to blow your swimmers out and the ladies jaw is some serious pain.....why does it take ya so long sometimes? Sheesh...

Woman have NO problem letting you finish what we start, trust me there.

alexg · 09-30-2003, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Ok guys tell me if this shit hasnt happened to you...

Girl is stoking your cum silo....up down up down yeaaaaah

Yeah juicy you like it yeah baby gonna cum....

Your lying down and when you blow your swimmers out of the silo of manhood it shoots at your own chest or worse your face...

Anybody know what i talking about?

maybe the girl was aiming

kmanrox · 09-30-2003, 10:13 AM

sometimes i jerk off upside-down so i can give a self inflicted facial....

and if you dont believe me, you don't know me

uranidiot · 09-30-2003, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Ok guys tell me if this shit hasnt happened to you...

Girl is stoking your cum silo....up down up down yeaaaaah

Yeah juicy you like it yeah baby gonna cum....

Your lying down and when you blow your swimmers out of the silo of manhood it shoots at your own chest or worse your face...

Anybody know what i talking about?

Where do you expect it to go?

Juicy D. Links · 09-30-2003, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

Handjobs are for the losers who can't get laid.

Incident happened like 6 years ago when i was a guido in training

GIT

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