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Old 09-29-2003, 09:13 AM   #1
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:stoned What made you laugh when you where having sex?

Mine was... I had pulled this girl that was working for an airline and after a few dates we went back to her place..

She lived in a one room appartment with her dog, after getting naked we went at it, I decided I wanted to take her doggy style so I turned her over and away we went, after a while I felt this strange sensation on my ass....

I looked around to see her dog licking my ass... I screamed out in fits of laughter and fell on top of her... being the first time she thought she had done something wrong... but I was laughing my head off so much I could not get the words out to explain what had happened.....

took me forever to explain to her...


"he he he he he"

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Old 09-29-2003, 09:15 AM   #2
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I bet she was amused as you lay laughing on her bed and her not knowing what was going on.........

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Old 09-29-2003, 09:15 AM   #3
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OMG Her dog was licking your ass?
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Old 09-29-2003, 09:15 AM   #4
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lol but the "beast" bit is another story



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Old 09-29-2003, 09:17 AM   #5
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uhh .... how is THAT funny? that is just sick
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Old 09-29-2003, 10:00 AM   #6
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i like when you're going at it real rough and your dick falls out and pokes em in the bum when no one is expecting it. always gets a good reaction.
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Old 09-29-2003, 10:02 AM   #7
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The dog wanted some of the doggy style!

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Old 09-29-2003, 10:02 AM   #8
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lol, hahaha
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Old 09-29-2003, 10:08 AM   #9
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Pussy farts are always good for a laugh... especially the really disgusting sounding ones that sometimes rip when they stand up.
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Old 09-29-2003, 11:13 AM   #10
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i like when you're going at it real rough and your dick falls out and pokes em in the bum when no one is expecting it. always gets a good reaction.
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Old 09-29-2003, 11:16 AM   #11
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Pussy farts are always good for a laugh... especially the really disgusting sounding ones that sometimes rip when they stand up.
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Old 09-29-2003, 11:17 AM   #12
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the real question is, did you enjoy it?
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Old 09-29-2003, 11:25 AM   #13
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The dog wanted some action too.lol.. That's funny..
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Old 09-29-2003, 11:26 AM   #14
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you liked it didnt you?
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Old 09-29-2003, 11:33 AM   #15
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I think the dog was trained to lick pussy and just made a mistake. At any rate I think the thing that make me laugh the most was a chick that I dated that was able to stick two fingers in herself pull her puss open and take air in and out an make farting noises on command! I have got that on tape and we still laugh about it!
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Old 09-29-2003, 11:45 AM   #16
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This happened when I was still in high school, but I was going down on the girl I was dating... had my music turned up pretty loud (So mom couldn't hear) and had my Winamp on random.

The fucking sesame street cookie monster song comes on while I am feasting on clitoris....

So I start laughing my happy ass off singing "P is for pussy... good enough for me... pussy pussy pussy starts with P!"

She didn't think it was as funny as I did though
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Old 09-29-2003, 11:49 AM   #17
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I think the dog was trained to lick pussy and just made a mistake. At any rate I think the thing that make me laugh the most was a chick that I dated that was able to stick two fingers in herself pull her puss open and take air in and out an make farting noises on command! I have got that on tape and we still laugh about it!

POST THAT!
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Old 09-29-2003, 11:50 AM   #18
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Heh, ok, REAL funny story.

A little while ago I was with my ex, and we were having sex at his place.

So, he took off the condom to "finish himself off", and right at the point he was ejaculating he gets a charley horse in his leg, so he falls face first right into the puddle of smooge he just made. I laughed so hard I cried.
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Old 09-29-2003, 11:52 AM   #19
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