At the gynecologist's - GoFuckYourself.com

raceman · 09-29-2003, 06:28 AM

A drop-dead gorgeous woman walks into a gynecologist's office.

The doctor takes one look at her and all of his professionalism and years of self-control goes out the window.

He immediately asks her to undress.

After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh.

"Do you know what I'm doing?" he asks.

"Well," she replies. "I guess you're checking for any abrasions or abnormalities."

"That's right," says the doctor.

Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts.

"Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"I assume you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies.

"Correct," says the doctor.

Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her.

"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.

"Yes," she says, "You're getting herpes--which is why I came here in the first place."

"he he he he he"

RACEMAN

jact · 09-29-2003, 06:29 AM

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kmanrox · 09-29-2003, 06:34 AM

Cash · 09-29-2003, 06:35 AM

he he he he he

Chris E · 09-29-2003, 06:35 AM

WebTitan · 09-29-2003, 06:36 AM

good one

adamneve · 09-29-2003, 06:48 AM

rowan · 09-29-2003, 06:50 AM

Doctors says, "before I perform this procedure, I have to numb your vagina.

*pause*

"Numnumnumnumnum!"

avion · 09-29-2003, 08:08 AM

hahaha,

nice

Avion

Chris · 09-29-2003, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rowan
Doctors says, "before I perform this procedure, I have to numb your vagina.

*pause*

"Numnumnumnumnum!"

lol

angeleyes · 09-29-2003, 09:33 AM

Classic

loverboy · 09-29-2003, 09:35 AM

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raceman Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Now offshore on an island paying a heluva lot less tax than you suckers Posts: 1,064	At the gynecologist's A drop-dead gorgeous woman walks into a gynecologist's office. The doctor takes one look at her and all of his professionalism and years of self-control goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh. "Do you know what I'm doing?" he asks. "Well," she replies. "I guess you're checking for any abrasions or abnormalities." "That's right," says the doctor. Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "I assume you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies. "Correct," says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks. "Yes," she says, "You're getting herpes--which is why I came here in the first place." "he he he he he" RACEMAN __________________ "ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM" <-- "DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GRIND YOU DOWN" General Joe Stiwell ICQ: 213-684-158

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