Hamas spiritual leader = Saruman

[DarkJedi]

Sheikh Ahmed Yassin:






Saruman:




<p>Seduced by the promises of Sauron, Saruman fell under the sway of the dark
lord. Together, these imposing figures formed an evil alliance, bent on ruling
all of <s>the Middle East</s> Middle-earth. </p>
<p>Under Sauron's direction, Saruman converted <s>Israel</s> Isengard from a
place of natural beauty to a factory-like stronghold capable of creating and
arming a huge army. </p>
<p>Eventually, Saruman would put together a force 10,000 strong, including
fearsome <s>terrorists</s> Orcs as well as the <s>suicide bombers</s> Uruk-hai
warriors, a new breed of uber-warriors birthed deep within the bowels of
Isengard.</p>
<p>Frodo must leave his home and make a perilous journey across <s>the Middle
East</s> Middle-earth to the <s>Iraqs</s> Cracks of Doom, there to destroy the
<s>terrorism</s> Ring and foil <s>Saddam</s> the Dark Lord in his evil purpose.
<s>Bush</s> Aragorn, revealed as the hidden heir of the ancient Kings of the
West, has joined with the Riders of Rohan...</p>
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[Zebra]

Damn, that is freaky!