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Old 09-26-2003, 04:48 AM   #1
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Infomercial says 49% of toothbrushes test positive for fecal bacteria. WTF?

Talk about scare tactics to get you to buy their product -- these "Germ Terminator" people want you to believe that little pieces of SHIT get on your toothbrush every time you flush!

I'd like to know more about the study that "proved" this fact, though. Is the real problem that people wipe their asses and then use their toothbrushes? Or was the study done among scat-loving San Francisco faggots?

Either way, I have to give these guys credit for one of the boldest scare tactics I have yet seen on an infomercial -- "THERE'S FECAL BACTERIA ON YOUR TOOTHBRUSH, WHICH CAUSES GUM DISEASE WHICH CAUSES HEART ATTACKS. SO BUY OUR GERM TERMINATOR OR ELSE YOU'LL DIE OF A SHIT-INDUCED HEART ATTACK!!!"

Good job, guys!


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Old 09-26-2003, 04:51 AM   #2
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I just watched that shit!

I was thinking, they should call it... the GERMINATOR!

Although... I am at a great lack for sleep...
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Old 09-26-2003, 04:53 AM   #3
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Sorry, but it's true. Aerosolization when you flush throws toilet water all over the place. There was a study several years ago by a hygiene scientist (I forget what he called himself) that talked about all this and had a lot of other amusing and/or disgusting observations. I know it was published at least in part in Reader's Digest.

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Old 09-26-2003, 04:55 AM   #4
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way too much information....
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Old 09-26-2003, 05:13 AM   #5
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Once again, the english are proved right...
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Old 09-26-2003, 05:14 AM   #6
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Once again, the english are proved right...
I am not taking any tooth-related advice from the British.

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Old 09-26-2003, 05:19 AM   #7
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I am not taking any tooth-related advice from the British.

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Old 09-26-2003, 05:27 AM   #8
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Sorry, but it's true. Aerosolization when you flush throws toilet water all over the place. There was a study several years ago by a hygiene scientist (I forget what he called himself) that talked about all this and had a lot of other amusing and/or disgusting observations. I know it was published at least in part in Reader's Digest.

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Its pee deflecting off floaters in the bowl and landing on your toothbrush.

Thats why i use the toothbrush protector ®

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Old 09-26-2003, 05:39 AM   #9
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feces huh???? maybe your roommates are using the brush to clean the toilet with????

but even if this is true, how far away do I have to keep my toothbrush away???
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Old 09-26-2003, 08:34 AM   #10
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Even if this were true most people rinse their toothbrush first before using it to soften the bristels. Also the bristels are not made of an absorbent material so whatever shit spray that landed on it will be washed away

If that much is on your toothbrush what about the spray that hits your ass from the bomb drop? We'll have to invent the gloryhole ass gasket
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Old 09-26-2003, 08:41 AM   #11
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Old 09-26-2003, 10:32 AM   #12
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"germ terminator"...
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