I dont know too many phrases that piss me off, but some that i really like are..................

Who fuckin cares?!?.......
I dont give a fuck!!!........
Fuck off!!!......
Go fuck yourself!!!.....
Do I look like I give a fuck?!?....
Do i look like a fuckin people person?!?....
I'm just one big fuckin ray of sunshine, now are'nt I?!?.....

:321GFY

Fiddy One.

- "All I know is...." My response to this phrase is (You stupid fuck!)
- "Know what I mean?" No... I'm a fucking idiot and you speak Chinese.
- "It's the bomb!" (Go stand next to it while it blows up)
- "Let's get married!" (Yeah right! Blow me!)

Just a few.
:glugglug

Thinking out of the box....

performing our Due Dilligence.....


I hate them both....

"your such a looser"

vaginal orgasm is a lie

Off the hook!!

I fucking HATE that! LOL

"Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays"


I fucking hate it.

way ganksta

"I'll be honest with you..." (or any variation of that phrase).
They might as well say "Most everything that comes out of my mouth is pure shit, but this time I'll tell you the truth."

I also hate it when people feel the need to say a word twice, like you didn't hear them the first time.
"Right, right" or "Sure, sure" etc.

i saw this big fat chick the other day wearing a tshirt that said "i survived blackout 2003". i'm like wtf? how do you not survive going a day without your tv and refrigerator? you dont see amish people crying about it and they live like that. what do people like that do when they go camping... do they go out and buy "i survived camping" tshirts? ok im done venting.