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BVF · 09-25-2003, 07:16 AM

to preface this, yesterday a dog ran up on my porch and I gave him some baloney and some turkey breast...He was a cute dog but I wasn't going to let him in the house..

Then last night, I dream that I found a dog outside that looks just like one of those beagles...the dog that lucky shoes uses...He was a cool ass dog and I loved playing with him and petting him...Then I check on his dogtag and there is a shiny silver heart shaped tag on it and in the center of it, it says "Brad Shaw"..

I know He doesn't live in my state and I am thinking that it's a coincidence that a dog has bradshaw on his collar...So I go inside the house and post to GFY that I have found Brad Shaw's dog...Brad then replies saying that he indeed lost a dog a month previously and he wanted the mods to check the ip address of the poster to make sure that it wasn't fake...

In the dream, Brad said that he lived in Joliet, IL which I'm sure he doesn't...I don't even know if there is a Joliet, IL..So at first, I'm gonna charge Brad 1,500 for the return of his dog...then some GFY fucks urge me to up it to 3,000 and then the final price is 5,000....

Since I didn't want the dog in my house, I took it to a local pet store that was run by an A-rab so he could keep the dog for me until Brad arrived to give me my money...Later, I go to that same pet store and the Arab tells me that he sold it to a guy for $13.75...I ask the Arab, "Was the dude chubby and balding"? and the Arab says yes....Then I get into a fight with the Arab in his store and I also tear up the shit in his store because I was so pissed. I told the ARab that I was gonna sell it for 5,000 and he could have gotten a cut bigger than 13.75....So I remember shoving a lot more of his stuff off of the shelves and onto the floor and then I walk out...

Then before I get into my house, I realized that the Arab called the police and a black woman policeman was about to pinch me, but I went into my house before she could catch me..So I was about to get arrested in my own fucking dream!

So in the end, Brad got his dog back for a mere $13.75 and I got nothing out of the deal...I woke up MAD AS HELL!! I even had to tell myself that it was just a dream and there was never a dog and Brad doesn't even live in Illinois...

Isn't that some weird shit? I've don't even know Brad and the most biz I've done with him was a $60 check that I got from siccash last month....That is the second night in a row that I had a porn biz related dream...The night before was an extensive dream about being in Las Vegas for the January show but I won't elaborate because I can't remember much...

This porn shit is getting to me.

Shok · 09-25-2003, 07:23 AM

I think you might be gay

Shok · 09-25-2003, 07:24 AM

with beastiality tendancies

BVF · 09-25-2003, 07:33 AM

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Originally posted by Shok
with beastiality tendancies

maybe you're right

gregtx · 09-25-2003, 07:37 AM

thats funny... in my dreams.. i'm always eating dogs???

Shok · 09-25-2003, 07:38 AM

that's no dream you bastard

I miss scruffy

gregtx · 09-25-2003, 07:39 AM

Brad gets nervous when I come to his house and pet his two dogs

Stud Money · 09-25-2003, 07:39 AM

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Originally posted by Shok
I miss scruffy

Im sure Brad misses you too

Shanda Leer · 09-25-2003, 07:44 AM

Darling, Sweety, I think it is quite obvious that what you really want is the Brad Shaw chap to pet you!

Phoenix · 09-25-2003, 07:48 AM

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Originally posted by gregtx
Brad gets nervous when I come to his house and pet his two dogs

hahaha...the only texan asian person i ever met

my head almost spun around when i first heard you speak..very cool

BradShaw · 09-25-2003, 08:48 AM

Greg, no wonder you do not have a dog! It all makes sense now!

I am honored that people dream about me! Maybe next time though, I can have more hair in your dream.

InsaneGreen · 09-25-2003, 08:51 AM

i had a dream last night that my cousin fell off a cliff in front of me, it woke me up, and i noticed thast my pillow fell off the bed and my head was hanging over the edge...
kinda weird

TurboAngel · 09-25-2003, 09:00 AM

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Monique Niccole · 09-25-2003, 09:08 AM

You're actually admitting that you dream about Brad Shaw?

BVF · 09-25-2003, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by Afrekete
You're actually admitting that you dream about Brad Shaw?

I was more dreaming about the 5 large I was gonna get for finding a dog in front of my house...the person paying me could have been anybody

Plus I dreamed about the las vegas convention the night before....so it's "porn" related dreams...not "brad" related

09-25-2003, 07:16 AM	#1
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	what kind of dream is this? to preface this, yesterday a dog ran up on my porch and I gave him some baloney and some turkey breast...He was a cute dog but I wasn't going to let him in the house.. Then last night, I dream that I found a dog outside that looks just like one of those beagles...the dog that lucky shoes uses...He was a cool ass dog and I loved playing with him and petting him...Then I check on his dogtag and there is a shiny silver heart shaped tag on it and in the center of it, it says "Brad Shaw".. I know He doesn't live in my state and I am thinking that it's a coincidence that a dog has bradshaw on his collar...So I go inside the house and post to GFY that I have found Brad Shaw's dog...Brad then replies saying that he indeed lost a dog a month previously and he wanted the mods to check the ip address of the poster to make sure that it wasn't fake... In the dream, Brad said that he lived in Joliet, IL which I'm sure he doesn't...I don't even know if there is a Joliet, IL..So at first, I'm gonna charge Brad 1,500 for the return of his dog...then some GFY fucks urge me to up it to 3,000 and then the final price is 5,000.... Since I didn't want the dog in my house, I took it to a local pet store that was run by an A-rab so he could keep the dog for me until Brad arrived to give me my money...Later, I go to that same pet store and the Arab tells me that he sold it to a guy for $13.75...I ask the Arab, "Was the dude chubby and balding"? and the Arab says yes....Then I get into a fight with the Arab in his store and I also tear up the shit in his store because I was so pissed. I told the ARab that I was gonna sell it for 5,000 and he could have gotten a cut bigger than 13.75....So I remember shoving a lot more of his stuff off of the shelves and onto the floor and then I walk out... Then before I get into my house, I realized that the Arab called the police and a black woman policeman was about to pinch me, but I went into my house before she could catch me..So I was about to get arrested in my own fucking dream! So in the end, Brad got his dog back for a mere $13.75 and I got nothing out of the deal...I woke up MAD AS HELL!! I even had to tell myself that it was just a dream and there was never a dog and Brad doesn't even live in Illinois... Isn't that some weird shit? I've don't even know Brad and the most biz I've done with him was a $60 check that I got from siccash last month....That is the second night in a row that I had a porn biz related dream...The night before was an extensive dream about being in Las Vegas for the January show but I won't elaborate because I can't remember much... This porn shit is getting to me. __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

09-25-2003, 07:37 AM	#5
gregtx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 1,929	thats funny... in my dreams.. i'm always eating dogs??? __________________ Processing Partners http://www.processingpartners.com

09-25-2003, 07:39 AM	#7
gregtx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 1,929	Brad gets nervous when I come to his house and pet his two dogs __________________ Processing Partners http://www.processingpartners.com

09-25-2003, 07:44 AM	#9
Shanda Leer Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Face down in a bar, with my left breast in an ashtray. Do you come here often? Posts: 12	Darling, Sweety, I think it is quite obvious that what you really want is the Brad Shaw chap to pet you! __________________ Omigawd, my glass is empty!

09-25-2003, 08:48 AM	#11
BradShaw Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KB's trailer Posts: 7,840	Greg, no wonder you do not have a dog! It all makes sense now! I am honored that people dream about me! Maybe next time though, I can have more hair in your dream. __________________ Sig too big http://www.gofuckyourself.com/gfy_faqs.html Want to use a large banner in your sig??? Contact Eric about getting on as an advertiser - eric AT adult.com

09-25-2003, 07:23 AM	#2
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	I think you might be gay

09-25-2003, 07:24 AM	#3
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	with beastiality tendancies

09-25-2003, 07:38 AM	#6
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	that's no dream you bastard I miss scruffy

09-25-2003, 08:51 AM	#12
InsaneGreen Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: southern california Posts: 996	i had a dream last night that my cousin fell off a cliff in front of me, it woke me up, and i noticed thast my pillow fell off the bed and my head was hanging over the edge... kinda weird __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

09-25-2003, 09:00 AM	#13
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	Look HERE that might help, I know alot about things like that but you can search the web!

09-25-2003, 09:08 AM	#14
Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	You're actually admitting that you dream about Brad Shaw?