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Amputate Your Head · 09-24-2003, 11:40 AM

This is truly a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers. It makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next-door and started talking with the workers.

She hung around and eventually the construction crew, all of them
gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a dollar. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the dollar pay she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account in her name.

When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age.

The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with a crew
building a house."

"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will if those useless sons-a-bitches at
Lowe's ever bring us any drywall that's worth a shit."

GrimShawn · 09-24-2003, 11:41 AM

Tala · 09-24-2003, 11:42 AM

RedShoe · 09-24-2003, 11:42 AM

CLASSIC!

PerfectionGirls · 09-24-2003, 11:43 AM

Bwahhhhhhaaaa!!!!

detoxed · 09-24-2003, 11:43 AM

You can open a savings account with $1?

Stallion · 09-24-2003, 11:43 AM

hahaha, good one Amp.

Loryn · 09-24-2003, 11:44 AM

So adorable!!

(¤¤)»»»»»»Þ · 09-24-2003, 11:44 AM

Funny... But .. Lowe's has great drywall

LadyMischief · 09-24-2003, 12:01 PM

Hahhahah that's so cute.. Thanks for sharing Amp!

twistyneck · 09-24-2003, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
You can open a savings account with $1?

Most banks let kids open an account with no minimum.

WebTitan · 09-24-2003, 12:04 PM

lol

Ross · 09-24-2003, 12:08 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA brilliant

NetRodent · 09-24-2003, 12:17 PM

I was expecting her parents to sue the construction company for paying her less the minimum wage.

KRL · 09-24-2003, 12:18 PM

XxXotic · 09-24-2003, 12:18 PM

nice one

Yo Adrian · 09-24-2003, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
This is truly a heartwarming story about the bond formed between

You lost me brotha.. this sounds too soft for me

DarkJedi · 09-24-2003, 12:28 PM

is this a true story ?

arial · 09-24-2003, 12:30 PM

LOL good shit

Bex · 09-24-2003, 12:32 PM

Nice

xxxdesign-net · 09-24-2003, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
is this a true story ?

please, a 5yo cannot memorize "if those useless sons-a-bitches at Lowe's ever bring us any drywall that's worth a shit."
and use it in the right context..

plexer · 09-24-2003, 12:34 PM

Nice....

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 09-24-2003, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net

please, a 5yo cannot memorize "if those useless sons-a-bitches at Lowe's ever bring us any drywall that's worth a shit."
and use it in the right context..

you havent met my child then... he is a genious with cuss words and uses them in correctly in a sentance

Mr. Jim · 09-24-2003, 12:37 PM

Where did this happen

it sounds to me like the parents have been neglecting the little girl

I am pretty sure the construction workers were racist too

Something needs to be done about this

JD · 09-24-2003, 12:38 PM

JennieLovesSex · 09-24-2003, 12:42 PM

heh...thats cute

Sassyass · 09-24-2003, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net

please, a 5yo cannot memorize "if those useless sons-a-bitches at Lowe's ever bring us any drywall that's worth a shit."
and use it in the right context..

When my son for 2-1/2, 3 we were sitting together in my office. He was on his computer and I was on mine, I over heard him saying dwammut, pause,, dwammut.... I looked over because i was not sure what he was saying. Every time his Tarzan character got eaten by a lion, he said it.. When my son for 2-1/2 3 we were sitting together in my office. he was on his computer and I was on mine, I over heard him saying dwammut, pause,, dwammut.... I looked over because i was not sure what he was saying. Every time his Tarzan character got eaten by a lion, he said it.. After that I have refrained from using colorful metaphors.

nap · 09-24-2003, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net

please, a 5yo cannot memorize "if those useless sons-a-bitches at Lowe's ever bring us any drywall that's worth a shit."
and use it in the right context..

when was the last time you were around a child that age? i know 4 year olds who can curse you out like an adult. one can even do it in spanish

SCJason · 09-24-2003, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nap

when was the last time you were around a child that age? i know 4 year olds who can curse you out like an adult. one can even do it in spanish

SI'

Phoenix · 09-24-2003, 02:47 PM

haha..good joke

thatdykeliz · 09-24-2003, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xxxdesign-net

please, a 5yo cannot memorize "if those useless sons-a-bitches at Lowe's ever bring us any drywall that's worth a shit."
and use it in the right context..

At 3, my little girl bumped into a chair after my grannie had moved it while vaccuming...she put her hands on her hips and barked at my grannie: "Okay, who the hell moved the goddamn chair?"

brizzad · 09-24-2003, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimholio
Where did this happen

it sounds to me like the parents have been neglecting the little girl

I am pretty sure the construction workers were racist too

Something needs to be done about this

^^ funnier than the actual joke

brizzad · 09-24-2003, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by thatdykeliz

At 3, my little girl bumped into a chair after my grannie had moved it while vaccuming...she put her hands on her hips and barked at my grannie: "Okay, who the hell moved the goddamn chair?"

GigaChris · 09-24-2003, 03:30 PM

funny story

brand0n · 09-24-2003, 03:33 PM

09-24-2003, 11:40 AM	#1
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