What's a "Booty Call" - GoFuckYourself.com

AaronM · 09-22-2003, 01:27 PM

I have invited a cute GFY'er over for a booty call and she then asked me what that was.

Help me come up with a few creative answers I can give her.

RRRED · 09-22-2003, 01:30 PM

Kinda like a kleenex. Use it once and toss it away. If it gets hard though later and you don't have any fresh kleenex laying around you can reuse it. It's just not as comfortable.

playa · 09-22-2003, 01:32 PM

When you call a chick after midnight.

pamphage · 09-22-2003, 01:33 PM

a long term relationship with the boring parts cut out

BVF · 09-22-2003, 01:33 PM

nice way to phrase a booty call = "why don't you come over and see me so that we can chill out and talk?"

TheEbonyFelony · 09-22-2003, 01:37 PM

TDF PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___ day of ______, 2003, by and between___________________ and ______________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have @$%#! to talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - it's only sex were having.

5. No emotional discussions (ie: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup", unless you are from out of town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

8. No baby or pillow talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, get your ass up, dressed and go the fuck home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."

17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is the less eye contact the better.

18. No condoms equal no lov'n. Carry your ass home.

19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.

20. No phone use please - I do not want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

The holder of the agreement may only alter the aforementioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and e-mail list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

Participating Party

Signature:________________________________________ _
Date:__________

Now, feel free to print this out or , in more resonable reality, send this page to a friend who you wish to fuck , I mean further your relationship with. TDF is not responsible for any feelings hurt while contract is in use between two.

Doctor Dre · 09-22-2003, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
I have invited a cute GFY'er over for a booty call and she then asked me what that was.

Help me come up with a few creative answers I can give her.

http://www.hot97.com/station/bootycalls.aspx

that's what it is

GrimShawn · 09-22-2003, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
I have invited a cute GFY'er over for a booty call and she then asked me what that was.

Help me come up with a few creative answers I can give her.

send her to farthammer.com

TurboAngel · 09-22-2003, 01:41 PM

TheEbonyFelony that was great! Aaron you'll be great you sexy thing!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 09-22-2003, 01:44 PM

booty call=lets fuck

doober · 09-22-2003, 01:44 PM

Great Job TheEbonyFelony, been looking for this from for a while.
Printing it up right now and sending it out to make a few 100 copies!

Gemini · 09-22-2003, 01:51 PM

Ummmm... it's normally a late night sex call.

Then you part ways... ways until the next time.

sherie · 09-22-2003, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
I have invited a cute GFY'er over for a booty call and she then asked me what that was.

Help me come up with a few creative answers I can give her.

Are you sure she's legal? ;)

GrimShawn · 09-22-2003, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sherie
Are you sure she's legal? ;)

We all know you are over 17 so it's not a problem.... OH and don't believe what people say is a booty call in here, don't wanna mess it up for Aaron

KRosh · 09-22-2003, 01:59 PM

ask her .... do you know the difference between a big mac and a blowjob...when she says no.. you say.. well ... let's do lunch sometime

Katlicious72 · 09-22-2003, 02:04 PM

Ask her if she wants to come over for a massage. "It'll relax her" ROFL

AaronM · 09-22-2003, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Katlicious72
Ask her if she wants to come over for a massage. "It'll relax her" ROFL

Hey Katlicious.....er...Nevermind.

NaughtyJenn · 09-22-2003, 02:12 PM

hahahah saw that one on its way

foe · 09-22-2003, 02:17 PM

sherie · 09-22-2003, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn

We all know you are over 17 so it's not a problem.... OH and don't believe what people say is a booty call in here, don't wanna mess it up for Aaron

LAME

AaronM · 09-22-2003, 03:35 PM

Nice shoes.

09-22-2003, 01:27 PM	#1
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	What's a "Booty Call" I have invited a cute GFY'er over for a booty call and she then asked me what that was. Help me come up with a few creative answers I can give her.

09-22-2003, 01:33 PM	#4
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09-22-2003, 01:37 PM	#6
TheEbonyFelony Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: hidden village of the sand..TRAINING TO KILL NARUTO Posts: 1,964	TDF PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___ day of ______, 2003, by and between___________________ and ______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have @$%#! to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - it's only sex were having. 5. No emotional discussions (ie: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup", unless you are from out of town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby or pillow talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, get your ass up, dressed and go the fuck home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." 17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is the less eye contact the better. 18. No condoms equal no lov'n. Carry your ass home. 19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store. 20. No phone use please - I do not want anyone calling back looking for your ass. * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The holder of the agreement may only alter the aforementioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and e-mail list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules. Participating Party Signature:________________________________________ _ Date:__________ Now, feel free to print this out or , in more resonable reality, send this page to a friend who you wish to fuck , I mean further your relationship with. TDF is not responsible for any feelings hurt while contract is in use between two. __________________ no you cannot know what im promoting you nosey fucks!

09-22-2003, 01:51 PM	#12
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09-22-2003, 01:30 PM	#2
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Kinda like a kleenex. Use it once and toss it away. If it gets hard though later and you don't have any fresh kleenex laying around you can reuse it. It's just not as comfortable.

09-22-2003, 01:32 PM	#3
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	When you call a chick after midnight.

09-22-2003, 01:41 PM	#9
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	TheEbonyFelony that was great! Aaron you'll be great you sexy thing!

09-22-2003, 01:44 PM	#10
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	booty call=lets fuck

09-22-2003, 01:44 PM	#11
doober Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in yoOoo kitchen Posts: 6,984	Great Job TheEbonyFelony, been looking for this from for a while. Printing it up right now and sending it out to make a few 100 copies!

09-22-2003, 01:59 PM	#15
KRosh So Fucking Outlawed Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 5,114	ask her .... do you know the difference between a big mac and a blowjob...when she says no.. you say.. well ... let's do lunch sometime

09-22-2003, 02:04 PM	#16
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09-22-2003, 02:12 PM	#18
NaughtyJenn Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 7,355	hahahah saw that one on its way

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09-22-2003, 03:35 PM	#21
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Nice shoes.