i did it 3 hours ago:
"I just shared your advice with my girlfriend on the phone,
and told her that i'll take your advice and tell them the truth.
My girl friend say's no way cause if i'm gonna tell her dad won?t let us meet again and it will be over between us??
I tried to calm her down and she said that it has to be her way or the highway"

Did you even read what I replied?

"Just tell them that you are a SEO (Search engine optimizer) and that you are helping companies for search engine placement. Show him any html pages and explain him what are the keywords etc.."

It's not that diffiicult, I don't understand what your problem is.

This is a good idea :)

Just came back from Meeting the parents.
I took your advice about telling him that I deal with search engine.
Well it all went fine until he asked me If I deal with porn, he looked into my eyes and said that Porn is very bad, it ruins families it breaks up them up and people are ?damaged? by the graphics and text that they view on the porn sites.

My girlfriend was sitting next to me when he was talking to me about it so she new I was lying.