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phatzane® · 09-21-2003, 09:45 PM

like between the legs kinda thing. my friend also gets the girl to jerk him off and eat his ass from behind, calls it the rusty trombone.

Juicy D. Links · 09-21-2003, 09:46 PM

Sosa · 09-21-2003, 10:00 PM

werd?

Goatse · 09-21-2003, 10:27 PM

Mine doesn't work that way.

PimpMeNot · 09-21-2003, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phatzane®
like between the legs kinda thing. my friend also gets the girl to jerk him off and eat his ass from behind, calls it the rusty trombone.

VanHeusen · 09-21-2003, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phatzane®
like between the legs kinda thing. my friend also gets the girl to jerk him off and eat his ass from behind, calls it the rusty trombone.

ummm ok

BlueDesignStudios · 09-21-2003, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goatse
Mine doesn't work that way.

Not long enough?

... · 09-21-2003, 10:36 PM

"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis."

I felt like sharing these lyrics.

lexr · 09-21-2003, 10:36 PM

When I get hard, I'm way too hard to be bent back far enough to be sucked from behind. Got to be semi-hard for that.

Paul Markham · 09-21-2003, 10:43 PM

Why do I think someone here is still waiting for his first BJ?

michaelw · 09-22-2003, 12:42 AM

erm wouldnt that hurt like hell?

i mean once youre hard, its erect - i dont know how the hell youd bend it that far..

09-22-2003, 01:19 AM

I'd break my boner bone if I did that.

High Quality · 09-22-2003, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ...
"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis."

I felt like sharing these lyrics.

ween?

LiveDose · 09-22-2003, 01:28 AM

rusty trombone...

hahaha...

Libertine · 09-22-2003, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by High Quality

ween?

king missile.

jollyperv · 09-22-2003, 02:31 AM

How about a "Blumpie"...getting your cock sucked while taking a shit. Paints quite a picture.

NedFLanders · 09-22-2003, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by phatzane®
like between the legs kinda thing. my friend also gets the girl to jerk him off and eat his ass from behind, calls it the rusty trombone.

Your friend is a sick man.

UmBongo · 09-22-2003, 06:12 AM

No, but I got my behind sucked by a dick !!

plexer · 09-22-2003, 06:12 AM

What?

Gramma · 09-22-2003, 06:35 AM

"your friend"

FATPad · 09-22-2003, 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Why do I think someone here is still waiting for his first BJ?

Damn. Busted before I even got here.

Dugmor · 09-22-2003, 09:22 AM

We do that EVERYDAY !

A rusty Trombone is when the girl eats your ass and jerks you off !

Danny_C · 09-22-2003, 09:40 AM

I've never done either... and no immediate plans to try it.

nike · 09-22-2003, 09:53 AM

Still trying to work out who you were with last night?

KRL · 09-22-2003, 12:36 PM

Sounds weird. I guess whatever turns you on go for it dude.

GigaChris · 09-22-2003, 12:39 PM

sounds like someone needs a blow job

foe · 09-22-2003, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ...
"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis."

I felt like sharing these lyrics.

great song

nap · 09-22-2003, 12:41 PM

i have had my dick sucked from behind. nothing really special about it besides the fact that you can say to your friends "this bitch sucked my dick from behind."

Chris E · 09-22-2003, 12:42 PM

Rusty trombone sounds cool... lol

neewwman · 09-22-2003, 12:56 PM

I don't think my dick would bend that far, but even if it did -- what's the point?

phatzane® · 09-22-2003, 06:09 PM

Quote:

We do that EVERYDAY ! A rusty trombone is where a girl eats your ass and jerks you off!

?
That's what i said u fool!

okay the friend is me

im soo ashamed.....

MichaelP · 09-22-2003, 06:12 PM

ouch !!!

WiredGuy · 09-22-2003, 06:17 PM

wtf?
WG

phatzane® · 09-22-2003, 06:23 PM

damn hippies be saming the same thing!

haha just kidding dugmor your the king!

i think we're coming back in early october....

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09-22-2003, 12:42 AM	#11
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09-21-2003, 10:36 PM	#9
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09-22-2003, 01:19 AM	#12
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09-22-2003, 02:31 AM	#16
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09-22-2003, 06:23 PM	#34
phatzane® Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: canada Posts: 1,592	damn hippies be saming the same thing! haha just kidding dugmor your the king! i think we're coming back in early october.... __________________ -PHATZANEXXX.COM-