O.K. O.K. I will spare you the agony of looking stupid any longer...

You profess to be a great grower, and tell me what I need to do to my rooms, yet you only offer general tips that can be read in any of those rookie growing magazines that you are quoting from.

Sit down and pay attention... I HAVE TO SET THESE SHOTS UP FOR PICS, SO I TRY TO MAKE THE SEENS FOR PICS, NOT GROWING, I HAVE TO SET THESE UP, MOVE THE PLANTS FROM THERE ENVIRONMENT IN TO AN OPEN AREA TO DO THE SHOOT, AND CLEAR ALL OF THE CORDS, LIGHTS, AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN A GROW ROOM, OUT OF MY WAY SO I CAN GET GOOD SHOTS.. I THEN HAVE TO SET THE GROW ROOM BACK UP AGAIN FOR GROWING..... (if you really knew what you were talking about, you would see that the buds in different rooms, are meant to showcase the different cycles) You can let me shoot in your room if you are so proud of it, or you can just keep offering out grow tips 101 and pretend you know somebody!

I recommend you all to roll a phat blunt and smoke it

MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA............... this is a classic thread.


like old ladies fighting over whose rose garden is better.

Finally... Some Good advice.


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Atleast the girl looks better. Thats enough for me :1orglaugh

how can you compare rose gardens with weed plants?

call me weird but i would prefer to just see the plants/rooms without the girls. i can look at naked porn bitches on all of the tgps online. nice job regardless

I think we should just get a Beaverbong and settle this like stoners! First one to finish thier bag of Doritos.....Wins!


http://www.beaverbong.com

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I am with you beaverbong , and as you can tell from my pic , I am pretty quick on downing bags of doritoes so watch out.

Why would a guy talk shit about another guys grow anyway, (unless it is an envy thing I guess)

You know sorta like he gets pissed cause his neighbors wife cooks better than his wife, so he goes out and buys a restaraunt, and claims that he has the greatest cook in the world cooking for him...:2 cents: But he or you or anyone else down with the 420 is a friend of mine, and rest assured I will be at the world Cannabis cups too... you can always talk about 420 on www.420board.com too if you want.

Your Weird.


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rookie grow magazine ?? i have never even read a magazine that has grow tips other than high times and i wrote most of those tips back in the Guerilla Famers Handbook so most of those are just copied from me anyways.

You cleared the cords and lights ?? thats why i see them in every shot,, ?

You moved them from one grow room to another to shoot them ??

There wasnt enough light in a grow room ??

hahahahahah dude now your grasping at straws to make up for your obivous lack of skill, HAHA then you tell me that everything i have said is available on the net, yet your to stupid to actually use any of it . hahaha Gee i wonder where those fools got all that info..

HA doesnt even bother to setup grow shows anymore they just buy them straight up off me for cash.

Wonder why this guy doesnt answer any of my questions but with another question ?

Like what about all the numerous points i made about your grow room that anyone with eyeballs can see your doing wrong. You say they are "beginners tips" yet you dont even follow the BASICS like covering your walls with reflective white or using CLAY pots on a RUG , BENT reflectors , Improper wiring , Touching the surface of a HPS bulb with greasy fingers, BLACK covers for ? shall i keep pointing out your BASIC mistakes that any first time grower would make, but any second time grower would have the brains to fix ?

If those are supposed to be nice pics perhaps you might wanna clean the floor a bit.

And take them off the carpet you moron.. You must not own that house or you wouldnt be that stupid.

There are so many things you did WRONG that the only good thing is the fake titty blonde.

I could point out what you did wrong all day long as i have been doing this for upwards of 20 years.

Chances are you bought seeds at one time from either mark or sensi seed bank and chances are you bought my seeds , so go back to weed school punk.

And you are more than welcome to do a shoot in the great white north if you got the balls to show your face :) ( and a very wide angle lens )

You can usually find me at the mcc in vancouver canada or just look for the biker with all the chicks around him if your at the CUP :)

I agree, I could be in oregon at 4:20..directions?:1orglaugh

Can't we all just get-a-bong?

er... along?

Yer the one who's diggin' a whole man -- it looks like you're spammin' this guy's Calendar site by causing senseless trouble in the thread... At this point it looks painfully obvious that you are in cahoots with this 420 Calendar dude to promote his shit... How much did he pay you?

You had me going there for a while :1orglaugh

Like i would associate myself with a 2 bit 1st time grower who cant even bust a proper photo shoot.

Try reading the complete thread next time and see who the moron is..

Overall for a "first-time" grow operation it isnt all that bad , but if thats anything more than your second showing then you have a lot to learn about growing weed..

*heres a tip

Dont post pics of fat ugly girls then complain when i call them fat and ugly.

Same goes for weed pics

btw , i think the calendar idea is great ( just for the record )

Speaking of weed ......

Jreel andcrew .. you guys are doing a Great job over there .. i love my 420 Kystal Steal calendar !!!

With that said I am lightin up a blunt in your honor ..

All Hail 420

:1orglaugh You win on this one...! Now all you have to do is hire a photographer, find some moderately attractive, yet very cool babes and shoot some pics of your plants and you'll be #1 :)

Here are some ideas... Get Nina in on the project to do some themed shoots with the plants... she's good with ideas and the sets... Lots of options -- you could get a fashion designer to incorporate buds into the model's skimpy clothing... same for designer hair arrangements... Have the girls smoking the stuff in realistic scenarios like Playboy style only the hotties are smoking like champions... Hook up with some serious furniture companies for the ultimate in relaxation... Arrange the smoke-out scenarios and I bet you would kick ass... I know everyone has their ideal smoking scenario -- everything in its "right" place as Radiohead says. Do some interviews of real smokers and then glamorize it with hot naked chix... You could even get into the serious architecture with this too... A worthwhile architect designs his structure with an ideal view in mind... the perfect place to smoke... You could showcase some really high-end audiophile stuff... Also instead of smoke scenarios -- erotic scenarios... hotties in a bed of bud and rose petals... or girls outdoors in the nude tending to the plants like domai.com style... Possibilities are endless... But the trick would be natural lighting and using real film and avoid the ghetto shit.

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Now theres a good idea.. I like the calendar idea that the guy has but nobody uses paper calendars any more, It might be a better idea to have an INTERACTIVE WEB CALENDAR with content spaced out over the days of the calendar and special video cuts on special days like christmas halloween and stuff. Maybe its just the weed thinking , but thats actually a damn good idea. Have girls doing grow tips every monday on the calendar.

And like you say have them in GOOD photo shots with clean healthy plants, nobody needs to see your dirty carpet or grow shields in the background.

That always turns me off of ADULT content as well, when they show some hot chick but she is on a carpet that is stained ( im sure you have seen content like this before ) or even worse when you see kids toys on the floor or broken computers in the background, bottles of beer with cig butts in them lol. Basically anything in the background that distracts me from the chick. Every once in a while i notice either jesus pictures or big crosses in the background , that always turns me off to, pictures of kids on the table .. stuff like that.

DUDE you ROCK....You have the RAM seal of approval....If you ever come to AZ give me a heads up and I will be there to show you around.

Ps...if you can bring this chic with you.....You could even reach God Statis...!!

Ps. You can bring any one of your shitty buds too..hehehehehhe

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Man you are a fucking genius, don't you wish after "20 years of growing , and being the big biker with all the hot chicks around him" that you would have been smart enough to come up with this ORIGINAL idea?

and as far as balls go, I believe I have posted several pics of me in my grow rooms, or smoking pot on this very board! how bout you ? where is your pics? all I hear is how afraid you are to come to Oregon and prove your bullshit! you however fail to be able to do that (this would require you top actually have some balls)

Do you stare at other guys cocks in the restroom alot? I mean it is obvious that you suffer fom penis envy.

I will be in BC though, since you are to afraid to come here. I guess we can meet then, and I will let you smoke some real bud if you say sorry.!

Nope, not associated with Fakers , Fly .... I keep it real I am perfectly capable of spamming my own shit with out using others to help me, or FAKE identity's. I have enough trouble posting under my own Identity! and like I said before, I don't do fakers!

as far as your Photo tips, and room set ups go, thanks, I will take all of those I can get, whenever I can get them, (if I deem any truth or value exsists in them) But you are perfectly welcome to ask the 5,000 people that have one of last years calendars, what they thought about the pics.....

Thanx for the props because thats what they are my idea is original your idea has been for sale in high times since you were just a twinkle in your daddies eye, I owned a pot calendar from high times in 1979. ( gee explain how original your idea is again )

I told you i dont have any camera handy the second i spot a shitty grower in a forum, incase you missed the original posts i made it was referring to YOUR plants and YOUR pics , all of the OBVIOUS AMATEUR mistakes i pointed out on YOUR grow show have nothing to do with MY plants. These OBVIOUS and BLATANT mistakes like , underpowerd and mis-used lighting , improper shielding , iimproper pots , improper light hangers, exposed electrical, and on and on.

When i get some pics up in the next couple days i will post them and you can see what real bud looks like , not sticks and stems.

And bring your medical card with you, because often times americans with big mouths come to canada and have epileptic seizures from smoking our canadian weed.

fuck the haters,
even the stoner ones

joe, brit looks hot and i'll smoke with y'all in lV

You know, I fed my cat some of your BC bud once, and now that you mention it he did throw up a lot... (I gave it to him cause all the BC bud I have smoked, is only suitable for catnip)!

Yeah those cameras can get awlful spendy I know.....

since you got such big balls, be sure to include a pic of you in the grow also will ya? Oh yeah and don't forget to put some Hotties in there too if you can find any . Oh yeah, and tell Serge he is still a dick would ya!:321GFY I will be back soon, I have to go smoke some of my shitty weed right now...

And BTW, I do not use seeds, I use clones....

You mean she fucked you..

I got big balls im not STUPID ( growing is still illegal )you can meet me in person.

Ill make sure to put a gofuckyourself.com on a card though so you know they are my plants :)

And BTW you have to replace your CLONE mother or your STRAIN gets BURNT OUT for this you need seeds :) get it ...

i.e. replace your clone mother every 3-6 cycles or you pot turns to crap

Although im sure i dont have to tell a couple of PRO'S like yourselves how to grow weed seeing as how your growing great twiggy weed already. haha

And as far as your comment about B.C. weed being shitty hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahah ahahahahahahhahaha

I think everyone knows that wont wash.

You cant backup your own shit so you start pointng fingers at everything son.

I never said oregon weed was shitty i said YOUR oregon weed is shitty, and i called it alabama ditch weed , because thats what it reminds me of.

Every sane pot smoker on the planet knows b.c. has some of the best bud in the world.


Dont get me wrong oregon would be right up there , just not yours.

She did ask about boneprone, she said he was a little loose for her though, She wanted a Virgin! I think she may have took my man J-REEL , he was walkin funny the next morning....

yeah buddy... I got a blunt just need filling

cuf i'm stoned

Someone once told me that he heard that Britany Andrews was once a man ....can anyone shed some light on this theory? ...

Thanks Vid. Looking foward to meeting you in Vancouver. I heard on your interview you used to do sports events. I'm still doing em. Sports an Porn!!! You gotta love what you do :glugglug


I got a good look at Brittany's punani. Doesn't look like there use to be a penis down there. Plus she says she has penis envy, which is why she likes strap-on's so much. So I would guess it's just a rumor.