hah look who's talking now

my stash weights more than your mother

*50 choking babes

Brittany,

I think you need to contact [email protected]

Mushrooms are good to , and its almost season again.. ( for the real mushrooms)

yes mushroom tea is lovely

Ha Ha rookie, the US military gets weed from you, now you must be smoking some of my shit, cuz you good and high ! as far as NORML goes you lying little fuck none of our members get anything from you... (I sit on the Board of directors, for Oregon Norml asswipe...)

send me some of your shit :)

WTF does that have to do with anything..

Do you know mark emery ?? Ever bought any seeds off him ?? EVer smoked any of his weed.

"little fuck " ? haha im 6'3 so i highly doubt your much taller than me punk..

Oregon NORML chapter fits in the palm of my hand,

Director: Madeline Martinez

Secretary, Volunteer Coordinator: Steven Cooper

Legal Counsel: Paul Loney

Marketing Director: Joe Jekel

Treasurer, Web-idiot: David Bram


Yup keep diggin your hole there retard

and you guys call yourself stoners?

shut up, sit back and relax, bastards.

Wow, The military buys your weed. It must be the best. :1orglaugh Dude, nobody cares how great a weed grower you claim to be. You want a pepsi challenge?? Bring your shit talkin ass and your weed to internext and back it up Bitch!! Will be in Room 1759.

Here are some samples of what were bringing

http://www.420calendar.com/gfy/bud_closeup.jpg

Purple Kush

http://www.420calendar.com/gfy/bud_purple.jpg


Cat Piss

http://www.420calendar.com/gfy/bud_catpee.jpg

j-reel let me test it for you, bastard :(

Thats a little better.

the kush looks nice, i think i already explained the border problems but, you are more than welcome to come to the cannabis world cup and see if you can qualify with the big-boys.

But you better bring some bigger buds than that...

Better trim the cat piss and flush that other bud down the toilet..

I didnt claim to be the best weed grower, what i did do was point out some very obvious pointers on why your grow room is crap and the buds are under-sized.

Go back to weed school my friend because your still in training wheels with that "AMATEUR" grow room of yours..

I feel left out.

Ill give you a few very simple tips to boost that weed a bit..

1) cover all that area around the plants , the light is just wasted when you dont have reflectors on the TOP BOTTOM AND SIDES

2) clean your floor you filthy bastard, that kind of filth creates mold and is a breeding ground for bugs.

3) get a tracking system for that light, and lower it to a proper level

4) rewire you balast so its not causing a fire hazard.

5) remove the hangers from the corrugated cieling before they fall out

6) change the strain of pot your growing , its taking to much room up for the bud your producing, ( i.e its too spacey )

7) get a better light and partition that room properly or get another room period.

8) replace the mismatched pots with proper beds and rockwool.

9) c02 injection or a yeast bath in the room

Why do you think it is my grow room? I shoot girls in many grow rooms. In fact, I'm not even a grower, I'm a Pornographer.

No Internext? No pics? Do you have any proof Gee Dubya??

Another one of my shitty grow rooms, with my shitty ole Oregon Bud.

http://www.420calendar.com/gfy/Krystal_420_1.jpg


what do you think of this Oh great BC guru?

LOL now your nitpicking and tossing the blame,, first you stand up for the room , then now that i point out about 10 AMATEUR error you say " its not mine " hahahahha

CAN YOU READ !! i will be at the WORLD cannabis cup as i have been for the last 5 years, YOU are more than welcome to bring your buds, but i can tell from your comments and pictures that you wont qualify..

I will try and get some pics of my beauties when i can , but that doesnt have anything to do with your shitty weed..

I wouldn't mind smoking some stuff grown in Tibet... get some gurus praying over the seeds and use the tears of virgins to water them.

STOP IGNORING ME

Not bad , but thats a different set :) i still see so many glaring mistakes that shows me how amateur the operation is ..

BLACK DOES NOT REFLECT LIGHT GET IT THROUGH YOUR BRAIN

all that black crap is sucking back your light..

YOUR LIGHTS are not leveled , and they are WIRED improperly

Notice he hasnt painted the drywall in the background , this means they are stock colour , meaning they are literally EATING up those HPS's.

And your lights arent covering your area very well again.. def a step up from the last room but you have such a long way to go before you will grow anything worthy, Just look at the weed growing in that picture = haha

Also i would tell the chick to get her hands off that bulb. Oils from your fingers can burst a bulb when it gets turned on ... ( but of course you already knew that didnt you )

Your weed your boyfriends weed whatever.

Yep here are some more punky buds of mine... I will show some more of the new pics as time goes on...don't wanna spoil my calendar pics to prove you do not know what you are talking about , That is already obvious...

http://www.420calendar.com/gfy/Krystal_420_2.jpg

*sigh*

I give up.

Hey, You got it. If your ever in Oregon, stop by the office. Or will be at Internext in Vegas. :smokin

ok I'll note that somewhere

You must have an Inferiority complex. Just look in the mirror and say, "I'm good enough, I'm Smart enough, and god darnit, People like me"

There feel better?

The more pictures you post the funnier you are...

MORE GLARING MISTAKES

he is growing those on his carpet hahaha ,

DUDE LOOK AT YOUR BUDS .. WHY ARE THEY SO SMALL..

Dont get me wrong , most moron cant even grow bud properly , but dont sit here and tell me those are supposed to be NICE plants when they look like crap.. The last picture has about 4 fairly nice looking healthy plants and all the backgrounders are leafy crap that wont fill out properly because you dont know what you are doing..


Those buds should be as thick as that bald guys head at 3 weeks in after veg

Those are great plants for a beginner, but if you have grown more than 3 cycles like that then your wasting your time..

Get rid of the planters and get beds , swap that dirt for some rockwool and learn to listen to advice instead of talking smack , especially when your posting pictures of all your mistakes so everyone can see .

I admire what you're doing 420 Calendar guy... but let me give you some photography advice on your pics as long as we are in bitching mode :)

Weed smokers appreciate the finer things in life... Fine music, fine dining, fine art, fine women... and that includes photography. Maybe you could go a little more upscale... Find women with real breasts, shoot on real film, work on your composition... hell just pay a real photographer and I bet you would do much better. For a lot of people photography is just like "gee all I have to do is press this button" -- but photography is an artform and should be treated as such if you want to be #1 with your calendar. I'm not trying to be a dick and I admire what you're doing -- but I think your audience is very smart and they will appreciate high standards and reward you accordingly.

i like this blonde better :glugglug

:1orglaugh Ya this is gettin Fun, Just trying to hype our shit and we got Joe Cool weed grower giving us grow tips :1orglaugh That dude must need some friends to tell him he is "Somebody"

O.K. O.K. I will spare you the agony of looking stupid any longer...

You profess to be a great grower, and tell me what I need to do to my rooms, yet you only offer general tips that can be read in any of those rookie growing magazines that you are quoting from.

Sit down and pay attention... I HAVE TO SET THESE SHOTS UP FOR PICS, SO I TRY TO MAKE THE SEENS FOR PICS, NOT GROWING, I HAVE TO SET THESE UP, MOVE THE PLANTS FROM THERE ENVIRONMENT IN TO AN OPEN AREA TO DO THE SHOOT, AND CLEAR ALL OF THE CORDS, LIGHTS, AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN A GROW ROOM, OUT OF MY WAY SO I CAN GET GOOD SHOTS.. I THEN HAVE TO SET THE GROW ROOM BACK UP AGAIN FOR GROWING..... (if you really knew what you were talking about, you would see that the buds in different rooms, are meant to showcase the different cycles) You can let me shoot in your room if you are so proud of it, or you can just keep offering out grow tips 101 and pretend you know somebody!

I recommend you all to roll a phat blunt and smoke it

MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA............... this is a classic thread.


like old ladies fighting over whose rose garden is better.

Finally... Some Good advice.


:thumbsup

:1orglaugh

Atleast the girl looks better. Thats enough for me :1orglaugh

how can you compare rose gardens with weed plants?

call me weird but i would prefer to just see the plants/rooms without the girls. i can look at naked porn bitches on all of the tgps online. nice job regardless

I think we should just get a Beaverbong and settle this like stoners! First one to finish thier bag of Doritos.....Wins!


http://www.beaverbong.com

http://beaverbong.com/banners/time_b...ong_468x80.gif

I am with you beaverbong , and as you can tell from my pic , I am pretty quick on downing bags of doritoes so watch out.

Why would a guy talk shit about another guys grow anyway, (unless it is an envy thing I guess)

You know sorta like he gets pissed cause his neighbors wife cooks better than his wife, so he goes out and buys a restaraunt, and claims that he has the greatest cook in the world cooking for him...:2 cents: But he or you or anyone else down with the 420 is a friend of mine, and rest assured I will be at the world Cannabis cups too... you can always talk about 420 on www.420board.com too if you want.

Your Weird.


:glugglug

rookie grow magazine ?? i have never even read a magazine that has grow tips other than high times and i wrote most of those tips back in the Guerilla Famers Handbook so most of those are just copied from me anyways.

You cleared the cords and lights ?? thats why i see them in every shot,, ?

You moved them from one grow room to another to shoot them ??

There wasnt enough light in a grow room ??

hahahahahah dude now your grasping at straws to make up for your obivous lack of skill, HAHA then you tell me that everything i have said is available on the net, yet your to stupid to actually use any of it . hahaha Gee i wonder where those fools got all that info..

HA doesnt even bother to setup grow shows anymore they just buy them straight up off me for cash.

Wonder why this guy doesnt answer any of my questions but with another question ?

Like what about all the numerous points i made about your grow room that anyone with eyeballs can see your doing wrong. You say they are "beginners tips" yet you dont even follow the BASICS like covering your walls with reflective white or using CLAY pots on a RUG , BENT reflectors , Improper wiring , Touching the surface of a HPS bulb with greasy fingers, BLACK covers for ? shall i keep pointing out your BASIC mistakes that any first time grower would make, but any second time grower would have the brains to fix ?

If those are supposed to be nice pics perhaps you might wanna clean the floor a bit.

And take them off the carpet you moron.. You must not own that house or you wouldnt be that stupid.

There are so many things you did WRONG that the only good thing is the fake titty blonde.

I could point out what you did wrong all day long as i have been doing this for upwards of 20 years.

Chances are you bought seeds at one time from either mark or sensi seed bank and chances are you bought my seeds , so go back to weed school punk.

And you are more than welcome to do a shoot in the great white north if you got the balls to show your face :) ( and a very wide angle lens )

You can usually find me at the mcc in vancouver canada or just look for the biker with all the chicks around him if your at the CUP :)

I agree, I could be in oregon at 4:20..directions?:1orglaugh

Can't we all just get-a-bong?

er... along?

Yer the one who's diggin' a whole man -- it looks like you're spammin' this guy's Calendar site by causing senseless trouble in the thread... At this point it looks painfully obvious that you are in cahoots with this 420 Calendar dude to promote his shit... How much did he pay you?

You had me going there for a while :1orglaugh

Like i would associate myself with a 2 bit 1st time grower who cant even bust a proper photo shoot.

Try reading the complete thread next time and see who the moron is..

Overall for a "first-time" grow operation it isnt all that bad , but if thats anything more than your second showing then you have a lot to learn about growing weed..

*heres a tip

Dont post pics of fat ugly girls then complain when i call them fat and ugly.

Same goes for weed pics

btw , i think the calendar idea is great ( just for the record )

Speaking of weed ......

Jreel andcrew .. you guys are doing a Great job over there .. i love my 420 Kystal Steal calendar !!!

With that said I am lightin up a blunt in your honor ..

All Hail 420

:1orglaugh You win on this one...! Now all you have to do is hire a photographer, find some moderately attractive, yet very cool babes and shoot some pics of your plants and you'll be #1 :)

Here are some ideas... Get Nina in on the project to do some themed shoots with the plants... she's good with ideas and the sets... Lots of options -- you could get a fashion designer to incorporate buds into the model's skimpy clothing... same for designer hair arrangements... Have the girls smoking the stuff in realistic scenarios like Playboy style only the hotties are smoking like champions... Hook up with some serious furniture companies for the ultimate in relaxation... Arrange the smoke-out scenarios and I bet you would kick ass... I know everyone has their ideal smoking scenario -- everything in its "right" place as Radiohead says. Do some interviews of real smokers and then glamorize it with hot naked chix... You could even get into the serious architecture with this too... A worthwhile architect designs his structure with an ideal view in mind... the perfect place to smoke... You could showcase some really high-end audiophile stuff... Also instead of smoke scenarios -- erotic scenarios... hotties in a bed of bud and rose petals... or girls outdoors in the nude tending to the plants like domai.com style... Possibilities are endless... But the trick would be natural lighting and using real film and avoid the ghetto shit.

:1orglaugh

Now theres a good idea.. I like the calendar idea that the guy has but nobody uses paper calendars any more, It might be a better idea to have an INTERACTIVE WEB CALENDAR with content spaced out over the days of the calendar and special video cuts on special days like christmas halloween and stuff. Maybe its just the weed thinking , but thats actually a damn good idea. Have girls doing grow tips every monday on the calendar.

And like you say have them in GOOD photo shots with clean healthy plants, nobody needs to see your dirty carpet or grow shields in the background.

That always turns me off of ADULT content as well, when they show some hot chick but she is on a carpet that is stained ( im sure you have seen content like this before ) or even worse when you see kids toys on the floor or broken computers in the background, bottles of beer with cig butts in them lol. Basically anything in the background that distracts me from the chick. Every once in a while i notice either jesus pictures or big crosses in the background , that always turns me off to, pictures of kids on the table .. stuff like that.

DUDE you ROCK....You have the RAM seal of approval....If you ever come to AZ give me a heads up and I will be there to show you around.

Ps...if you can bring this chic with you.....You could even reach God Statis...!!

Ps. You can bring any one of your shitty buds too..hehehehehhe