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Jakke PNG · 09-19-2003, 06:16 AM

Yeah, it's true.. I don't know what n00bs do.

Since me and my GF are planning a move abroad in a few years, she thought she ought to learn the internet biz, so we still had 2 incomes instead of just mine, as she probably won't get a job right away when we move (especially if we go to spain, and she doesn't speak the language).

She has 0 knowledge on computers to begin with, not to mention internet.. what do you suggest I do with her, she'd not a whore enough to become a camgirl. Are there any REAL newbie boards etc around? I think GFY would be a bit too harsh for here in the beginning.

I was thinking of teaching her to do galleries, and maybe a tgp or something first. (isn't that how everyone does it)
1. make a tgp
2. ???
3. Profit

What is the EASIEST wysiwyg html editor?

She can't really fail since I'm paying all the expenses, and doing all her designs she'd happen to need..but it would be nice if she managed to make a profit within the first 2 years

SUGGESTIONS please.. I'm not looking to make her a millionaire, but something small. $1-2k/month within the first 6 months would be nice. This can easily be done by submitting galleries, but I'm looking for other alternatives as well.

Flame away cocksuckers.

polish_aristocrat · 09-19-2003, 06:20 AM

$2k after 6 months of submitting galleries, when someone starts today?
I really doubt that is possible.
Also don't say that this is something small...
many ppl here wish they would make it

EscortBiz · 09-19-2003, 06:20 AM

yeah but I think MGP over TGP (works better and is easier design wise)

also get her dreamweaver

polish_aristocrat · 09-19-2003, 06:21 AM

If she does not have computer and internet knowledge, then she should really look for another job...

Loch · 09-19-2003, 06:22 AM

Hmmm.....
She any good at english?

Jakke PNG · 09-19-2003, 06:24 AM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
$2k after 6 months of submitting galleries, when someone starts today?
I really doubt that is possible.
Also don't say that this is something small...
many ppl here wish they would make it

She's not starting from point 0. I can probably talk to the tgp owners I have partner accounts with to give her one. I will also make her the galleries, buy content etc. It's not like I'm not there to help her with any possible questions she might have. (I didn't have anyone, and look how pretty I became).

TGP and MGP are pretty hard for a complete newbie. She doesn't understand the concept, probably won't be able to figure out UCJ and it would be too much work (for me) to teach her that.

A good option imho would be an avs she'd promote with galleries, maybe make a tgp that only lists her own shit and so forth. it's pretty straight forward, no?

Jakke PNG · 09-19-2003, 06:27 AM

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Originally posted by Loch
Hmmm.....
She any good at english?

No. lol

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
If she does not have computer and internet knowledge, then she should really look for another job...

I will go buy 'her' a computer tomorrow. hehe.. I've been wanting a new one.

Anyways, you failed to see my point. She has a job, but since we're leaving the country to a place where she will NOT get a job, it's wiser to teach her this now, not after we leave.

I have TONS of crap jobs I could make her do, resizing pics, filling hundreds of gallerytemplates with pics etc.. BUT I don't want her to get bored the first week she does this. I want to teach her with something relatively fun.

Butrflied · 09-19-2003, 06:28 AM

Newbie Webmasters is a great board we run for people just starting out. Its really friendly. We even have a few big boys that like to drop in and share their perls of knowledge. Everybody should check it out .. even if you're not a Newbie.

Loch · 09-19-2003, 06:30 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
No. lol

Guess this idea just died

Have her go on the business to business side of this business.
Make a great agreement with a company that offers a good product or service, teach her the trade and become a freelance sales person. (not that hard and wont take long)
Of cause it depends on what type of person she is, but you know that already!

She will make way more that way as she have no skills on the business to consumer and tech side.

Butrflied · 09-19-2003, 06:32 AM

Also Cozy Academy helped me out tons when I started out in this industry. I guess if her English isnt so great it might not help as much .. but maybe she'll kill two birds with one stone.

quiet · 09-19-2003, 06:33 AM

maybe have her market your design services...

Sassyass · 09-19-2003, 06:34 AM

Why limit her to the adult industry? If your going to Spain, buy her Flash/Director and have her take some courses. Have her build a small portfolio and shop it to some companies in the areas you are considering moving to. 2k a month in the real world (after taxes) is around a 30k salary. She should be able to get a junior placement as a flash/ director designer/ programer for that.
The reason I say Flash/director is because it is used more heavily in Europe than in the US.

Loch · 09-19-2003, 06:34 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
maybe have her market your design services...

TGF is fully booked as is so she would just add presure to the bad nerves LOL

quiet · 09-19-2003, 06:35 AM

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Originally posted by Loch

TGF is fully booked as is so she would just add presure to the bad nerves LOL

good to hear

calm · 09-19-2003, 06:42 AM

couldn't get her to just do the mundane things for you, freeing up enough of your time to make an extra 1-2k a month?

kelly · 09-19-2003, 06:49 AM

Send her over to Tom at TNB, he's a genius.

candyflip · 09-19-2003, 06:54 AM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz
yeah but I think MGP over TGP (works better and is easier design wise)

also get her dreamweaver

EB knows the score. Movies are where it's going to be. Setup and MGP, DeluxePass movie archive or 2 and submit movie galleries. I'm getting better conversions from MGP than I am with TGP...and DP retains like a mother fucker.

Jakke PNG · 09-19-2003, 07:12 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
maybe have her market your design services...

As loch said I'm swamped with work... but I do have something else coming she will get to market.

Furious_Female · 09-19-2003, 07:33 AM

Working with someone you love is not easy or as pleasant as you think it would be. It can become competitive and cause a lot of tension between you 2, if you aren't careful. I should know, I did it for several years. It can drive an unmendable wedge between you guys, because then money will become an issue. Who is getting more traffic, more sales, more this, more that. You think it couldn't or wouldn't happen... you'd be surprised how quickly the tide turns.

If you are set on her doing something in the adult industry online, I suggest she does something completely opposite of you. Maybe promote sex toys or something other than what you do. And also have different traffic sources... you will think it's cute and will be easy to share all of this with her... at first it is... then one day you might grow to resent her for things you never thought you would. I know no couple ever believes they would break up... but it can happen to anyone. (I don't want that to happen to anyone, break ups suck) ...Then how will you feel, about her having this job, if you aren't with her and then she teaches everything she learned from you/your atmosphere to someone else? That's just something to think about. Hopefully it will never happen!!... but I'm just playing Devil's advoccate for the moment. You never know, you have to be ready for any turn of events. So think about this long and hard and approach it carefully.

chowda · 09-19-2003, 07:36 AM

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Originally posted by candyflip

EB knows the score. Movies are where it's going to be. Setup and MGP, DeluxePass movie archive or 2 and submit movie galleries. I'm getting better conversions from MGP than I am with TGP...and DP retains like a mother fucker.

welcome to 2002

Chris · 09-19-2003, 07:38 AM

Hmmm thats pretty sad that you are having to use your ' wifes ' name to ask YOUR newbie question. Get some balls and come back with your real question witch should be

" guys i have been lieing all this time i really sux a teh intranet pr0nz sellinga nd i want to make some bling bling help a brotha out " ...

that would work well ...

but no if your serious ....

dont let your wife do pr0nz cuz she will end up leaving you once she understands how to do it and makes more money than you and she meets her self a fine ass guido

let her market free cell phone things and free dish network setup's ......

think twice bucko

Jakke PNG · 09-19-2003, 07:41 AM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
Hmmm thats pretty sad that you are having to use your ' wifes ' name to ask YOUR newbie question. Get some balls and come back with your real question witch should be

" guys i have been lieing all this time i really sux a teh intranet pr0nz sellinga nd i want to make some bling bling help a brotha out " ...

that would work well ...

but no if your serious ....

dont let your wife do pr0nz cuz she will end up leaving you once she understands how to do it and makes more money than you and she meets her self a fine ass guido

let her market free cell phone things and free dish network setup's ......

think twice bucko

Umm...

quiet · 09-19-2003, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
Hmmm thats pretty sad that you are having to use your ' wifes ' name to ask YOUR newbie question. Get some balls and come back with your real question witch should be

" guys i have been lieing all this time i really sux a teh intranet pr0nz sellinga nd i want to make some bling bling help a brotha out " ...

that would work well ...

but no if your serious ....

dont let your wife do pr0nz cuz she will end up leaving you once she understands how to do it and makes more money than you and she meets her self a fine ass guido

let her market free cell phone things and free dish network setup's ......

think twice bucko

lame. and did you read the thread? wife?

Chris · 09-19-2003, 08:07 AM

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Originally posted by quiet

lame. and did you read the thread? wife?

ermm sorry i meant g/f ... i just woke up when i wrote that :P

Chris · 09-19-2003, 08:08 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

Umm...

umm .....

polish_aristocrat · 09-19-2003, 08:09 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

I will go buy 'her' a computer tomorrow. hehe.. I've been wanting a new one.

Anyways, you failed to see my point. She has a job, but since we're leaving the country to a place where she will NOT get a job, it's wiser to teach her this now, not after we leave.

Who said that she must work in online porn?
There are other jobs.
Not everyone must be an online porn seller.
Not everyone wants to be it.
What does she want? What kind of job she would prefer?
You say you're going to Spain and you want to teach her computerd, internet and online porn, because she will not know the language after you arrive there.
Why doesn't she start attending spanish courses instead ?
Learnign foreign languages is interesting, at least for me.

And, althoguh I cannot confirm it by my experience, I think that havig a girlfriend / wife working at home with you and doing similar things isn't good for the relationship in the long term

But certainly I don't know your girlfiend

Jakke PNG · 09-19-2003, 08:15 AM

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Originally posted by JupZChris

umm .....

I hardly need to know where to begin myself. I do designs. It's not something I can teach her. That's why the post. I also have a lot of 'bigger' projects she cannot be involved in. I want to know where she should START. I don't give a fuck whether or not you think this advice is for her, or for me.

LadyMischief · 09-19-2003, 08:18 AM

Best of luck to you in your venture, TGF

I'm sure your g/f won't have much trouble learning the TGP game..

I've worked with my husband for over 6 years now and it's been nothing but rewarding.. he's patient when he needs to be, but he taught me everything I know about the industry from scratch, and now we're partners. I'm sure she will prove to be an asset to you

Again, good luck!

Chris · 09-19-2003, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I hardly need to know where to begin myself. I do designs. It's not something I can teach her. That's why the post. I also have a lot of 'bigger' projects she cannot be involved in. I want to know where she should START. I don't give a fuck whether or not you think this advice is for her, or for me.

GESHHHH it was a freakin JOKE ! i know your not new and you got your shit in order .. god damn ..... get laid or something .... to uptight today ... but anways ... read the LAST part i read ... dont get her into porn ... if you are going to get her into marketing at all stick to cell phones / Dish setup's ...... my gosh

Jakke PNG · 09-19-2003, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris

GESHHHH it was a freakin JOKE ! i know your not new and you got your shit in order .. god damn ..... get laid or something .... to uptight today ... but anways ... read the LAST part i read ... dont get her into porn ... if you are going to get her into marketing at all stick to cell phones / Dish setup's ...... my gosh

I know nothing about that shit. I can't teach her stuff I don't know nothing about. I will teach her the basics of online shit, and if she wants to do something aside from porn, she's welcome to.

LadyMischief · 09-19-2003, 08:22 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

I know nothing about that shit. I can't teach her stuff I don't know nothing about. I will teach her the basics of online shit, and if she wants to do something aside from porn, she's welcome to.

I actually might have a few suggestions for you! Hit me up on icq 3522039 or email [email protected]

loverboy · 09-19-2003, 08:24 AM

Dreamweaver is the best wysiwyg around and easy to navigate. You may also want to teach her using Photoshop and Image ready for those banners that she will be using later on if she plans to do some tgp designs and postings.

pauliewalnutz · 09-19-2003, 08:27 AM

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DutchTeenCash · 09-19-2003, 08:29 AM

yeah be careful bout having her doing sitedesign tgp etc i tried that twice with 2 girls i knew and it sucked, one made a logo for me then threw away the PSD file so i ended up with a JPG that couldnt be edited the other made horny slogans for some dutch sites and ended up with slogans like "hot girl with cool versace shirt and nice makeup kisses ugly boy" hahahaha uhm try non adult like the others said its not too bad

laura · 09-19-2003, 09:58 AM

lets see her tits

09-19-2003, 06:16 AM	#1
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	A complete newbie question. Yeah, it's true.. I don't know what n00bs do. Since me and my GF are planning a move abroad in a few years, she thought she ought to learn the internet biz, so we still had 2 incomes instead of just mine, as she probably won't get a job right away when we move (especially if we go to spain, and she doesn't speak the language). She has 0 knowledge on computers to begin with, not to mention internet.. what do you suggest I do with her, she'd not a whore enough to become a camgirl. Are there any REAL newbie boards etc around? I think GFY would be a bit too harsh for here in the beginning. I was thinking of teaching her to do galleries, and maybe a tgp or something first. (isn't that how everyone does it) 1. make a tgp 2. ??? 3. Profit What is the EASIEST wysiwyg html editor? She can't really fail since I'm paying all the expenses, and doing all her designs she'd happen to need..but it would be nice if she managed to make a profit within the first 2 years SUGGESTIONS please.. I'm not looking to make her a millionaire, but something small. $1-2k/month within the first 6 months would be nice. This can easily be done by submitting galleries, but I'm looking for other alternatives as well. Flame away cocksuckers. __________________ ..and I'm off.

09-19-2003, 06:20 AM	#2
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	$2k after 6 months of submitting galleries, when someone starts today? I really doubt that is possible. Also don't say that this is something small... many ppl here wish they would make it __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

09-19-2003, 06:20 AM	#3
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09-19-2003, 06:21 AM	#4
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09-19-2003, 06:22 AM	#5
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09-19-2003, 06:28 AM	#8
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09-19-2003, 06:32 AM	#10
Butrflied Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: SoFLa Posts: 1,344	Also Cozy Academy helped me out tons when I started out in this industry. I guess if her English isnt so great it might not help as much .. but maybe she'll kill two birds with one stone. __________________ ~Butrflied~

09-19-2003, 06:33 AM	#11
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09-19-2003, 06:34 AM	#12
Sassyass Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,101	Why limit her to the adult industry? If your going to Spain, buy her Flash/Director and have her take some courses. Have her build a small portfolio and shop it to some companies in the areas you are considering moving to. 2k a month in the real world (after taxes) is around a 30k salary. She should be able to get a junior placement as a flash/ director designer/ programer for that. The reason I say Flash/director is because it is used more heavily in Europe than in the US.

09-19-2003, 06:42 AM	#15
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09-19-2003, 06:49 AM	#16
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09-19-2003, 07:33 AM	#19
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09-19-2003, 07:38 AM	#21
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	Hmmm thats pretty sad that you are having to use your ' wifes ' name to ask YOUR newbie question. Get some balls and come back with your real question witch should be " guys i have been lieing all this time i really sux a teh intranet pr0nz sellinga nd i want to make some bling bling help a brotha out " ... that would work well ... but no if your serious .... dont let your wife do pr0nz cuz she will end up leaving you once she understands how to do it and makes more money than you and she meets her self a fine ass guido let her market free cell phone things and free dish network setup's ...... think twice bucko __________________ [email protected]

09-19-2003, 08:18 AM	#28
LadyMischief Orgasms N Such! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 18,135	Best of luck to you in your venture, TGF I'm sure your g/f won't have much trouble learning the TGP game.. I've worked with my husband for over 6 years now and it's been nothing but rewarding.. he's patient when he needs to be, but he taught me everything I know about the industry from scratch, and now we're partners. I'm sure she will prove to be an asset to you Again, good luck! __________________ ICQ 3522039 Content Manager - orgasm.com [email protected]

09-19-2003, 08:24 AM	#32
loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	Dreamweaver is the best wysiwyg around and easy to navigate. You may also want to teach her using Photoshop and Image ready for those banners that she will be using later on if she plans to do some tgp designs and postings.

09-19-2003, 08:27 AM	#33
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09-19-2003, 08:29 AM	#34
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09-19-2003, 09:58 AM	#35
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