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Old 09-21-2003, 12:45 PM   #1
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Illustrated Joke (pic)




So this guy walks into a bar and at the bar is sitting a freak, with a tiny little head the size of a baseball.

So he sits down next to the freak and pretty soon they've struck up a conversation, they're talking about sports, rating the broads in the bar, whatever.

After about an hour, the guy can't stand it any more and says: "Look, I hate to be rude, but what's the deal with your head?"

The freak says, "That's O.K., I'll tell you."

"I used to be normal-looking. One day I was walking down the beach and found this mermaid entangled in a fishing net. She said 'help me, and I'll grant you a wish.' So I pulled out my pocket knife and cut her loose and she said, "what's your wish?'"

"So I'm looking at her, and she's like a total babe, just incredible, but her bottom half is a fish -- you get it? She has no pussy! So I say, 'Well, how about a little head?'"
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Old 09-21-2003, 12:46 PM   #2
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Old 09-21-2003, 12:50 PM   #3
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Old 09-21-2003, 12:55 PM   #4
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Lol ..Old but funny
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Old 09-21-2003, 12:59 PM   #5
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Old 09-21-2003, 01:04 PM   #6
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Old 09-21-2003, 01:07 PM   #7
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Old 09-21-2003, 01:08 PM   #8
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Old 09-21-2003, 01:08 PM   #9
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Old 09-21-2003, 01:11 PM   #10
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well i think its cool he illustrated it for us
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Old 09-21-2003, 01:30 PM   #11
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Old 09-21-2003, 02:55 PM   #12
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the pic makes it
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Old 09-21-2003, 03:01 PM   #13
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Old 09-21-2003, 03:39 PM   #14
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Old 09-21-2003, 03:41 PM   #15
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I'd hit that deep.
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Old 09-21-2003, 10:50 PM   #16
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Old 09-22-2003, 01:28 AM   #18
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a mermaid would have some type of hole to fuck
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Old 09-22-2003, 05:27 AM   #19
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a mermaid would have some type of hole to fuck
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Old 09-22-2003, 06:17 AM   #20
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Old 09-22-2003, 07:08 AM   #21
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Hehe how do you know that?
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