Q: If it hadn't been for internet porn, where would you be jobwise?

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  • Greg B
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2001
    • 7014

    #1

    Q: If it hadn't been for internet porn, where would you be jobwise?

    So you got into web porn. Probably started with an AVS or bbs.

    Where would you be had not porn taken off on the web?
  • chris71
    Registered User
    • May 2003
    • 70

    #2
    Internet Tech Support

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    • Greg B
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2001
      • 7014

      #3
      Originally posted by chris71
      Internet Tech Support
      Oh gad man!!! That'd turn me to the dark side of the force in a NY minute!

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      • Mr Pheer
        So Fucking Banned
        • Dec 2002
        • 22083

        #4
        I'd still be an Air Traffic Controller

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        • american pervert
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2002
          • 6840

          #5
          bank robbing
          grifting
          washing dishes
          I can resist everything except temptation

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          • Greg B
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jul 2001
            • 7014

            #6
            Originally posted by MrPheer
            I'd still be an Air Traffic Controller
            THAT is scary!

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            • brizzad
              holla
              • Jul 2003
              • 11769

              #7
              crushing up old glass 7-up bottles, throwing the pieces in a rock tumbler, and selling them as "genuine emeralds" on the streets in new orleans

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              • kristydoll
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2002
                • 381

                #8
                For me, I'd still be doing what I do now - writing.
                Professional Copy Writing
                Erotic Story Content

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                • Greg B
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 7014

                  #9
                  Originally posted by american perv
                  bank robbing
                  grifting
                  washing dishes
                  Well, GLAD you're on OUR side!

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                  • BlueDesignStudios
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 9492

                    #10
                    I probably would have been primeminister of Australia or have won a Nobel Prize in finding a cure for AIDS.

                    Damn.. i must have took a wrong turn along the way!

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                    • chris71
                      Registered User
                      • May 2003
                      • 70

                      #11
                      No shit Greg...


                      I was making 5G's / month with MaxCash, and I was *still* working there for 10 CDN bucks per hour because I didn't want to leave my "real job".

                      I quit after a year, and haven't looked back... 3 years later.

                      The GREATEST part of working though, was not giving a SHIT about management. I was "out" as a porn webmaster to everyone. LOTS of tech had questions about trying to get into the business. only one actually jumped ship and joined the ranks of porn webmaster about a year later. A lot of people didn't believe me... "if it's that easy, why isn't everyone doing it"... they forgot the fact that I actually said I did some *real work* for it.

                      I was a shit disturber because I wasn't exactly afraid of losing my job. There was awesome power in that.

                      But I had enough one day, logged myself out of the phone for a break, emptied my locker and never went back.

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                      • american pervert
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 6840

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Greg B


                        Well, GLAD you're on OUR side!
                        yeah you are ;-)))
                        I can resist everything except temptation

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                        • Greg B
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 7014

                          #13
                          Originally posted by chris71
                          No shit Greg...


                          I was making 5G's / month with MaxCash, and I was *still* working there for 10 CDN bucks per hour because I didn't want to leave my "real job".

                          I quit after a year, and haven't looked back... 3 years later.

                          The GREATEST part of working though, was not giving a SHIT about management. I was "out" as a porn webmaster to everyone. LOTS of tech had questions about trying to get into the business. only one actually jumped ship and joined the ranks of porn webmaster about a year later. A lot of people didn't believe me... "if it's that easy, why isn't everyone doing it"... they forgot the fact that I actually said I did some *real work* for it.

                          I was a shit disturber because I wasn't exactly afraid of losing my job. There was awesome power in that.

                          But I had enough one day, logged myself out of the phone for a break, emptied my locker and never went back.
                          Wow Chris, that's a story!!!

                          Takes real guts to take the bull by the horns. Hope you invest that loot wisely!

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                          • Greg B
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 7014

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BlueDesignStudios
                            I probably would have been primeminister of Australia or have won a Nobel Prize in finding a cure for AIDS.

                            Damn.. i must have took a wrong turn along the way!
                            LOL!

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                            • jollyperv
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 3927

                              #15
                              I would have went to school for sound production....fascinating stuff. Or I would have done non-adult internet

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                              • Kimmykim
                                bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                • Jun 2001
                                • 16015

                                #16
                                I'd still be decorating big houses.

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                                • BlackCrayon
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 19634

                                  #17
                                  probably some minimum wage shithole working my ass off or tool and die. thank fuck i discovered this. i hate working in factories.
                                  you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                  • Greg B
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 7014

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                    I'd still be decorating big houses.
                                    Decorator? Were you any good at it? Sounds like you were.

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                                    • Greg B
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 7014

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                      probably some minimum wage shithole working my ass off or tool and die. thank fuck i discovered this. i hate working in factories.
                                      Well thank goodness for poontang and pixels!

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                                      • AmeliaG
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 10663

                                        #20
                                        Before this I did pretty much the same thing in print

                                        Have also been a stagehand, store manager, and about a billion other things.

                                        Worst day job ever: A friend of mine and I took these helium balloons and tank and drove to a spot designated on a map. Then we had to make sure the balloons stayed aloft . . . so the airplanes dispensing pesticide would know where to spray. For some reason, although we both got really sick and couldn't finish the number of weeks in the contract, we were able to negotiate so that they paid us for the whole thing anyway.
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                                        • Kimmykim
                                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                          • Jun 2001
                                          • 16015

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Greg B


                                          Decorator? Were you any good at it? Sounds like you were.
                                          Most all of my clients thought so

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                                          • Greg B
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 7014

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Kimmykim


                                            Most all of my clients thought so
                                            Niiiiiice! Finding a competent decorator is RARE!

                                            I've seen people decorate a place that redefined the word ' chintz '.

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                                            • Kimmykim
                                              bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                              • Jun 2001
                                              • 16015

                                              #23
                                              There's a time and a place for chintz, just like Saarinen chairs and Sheraton sideboards

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                                              • laura
                                                Registered User
                                                • May 2002
                                                • 945

                                                #24
                                                i would have been a wedding photographer
                                                UGH

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                                                • Greg B
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 7014

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                  There's a time and a place for chintz, just like Saarinen chairs and Sheraton sideboards
                                                  Lemme tellya, when I'm drawing comics I have to design interiors on the fly. Sometimes I would get a story from any time period.

                                                  Believe it or not, the most difficult was the colonial period. You'ld have to add this or that for authenticity. Remember the wood grain, etc. Some fans would get picky and write in and say shit like:

                                                  " You can't have that frame on that painting! Those frames weren't invented until 1870 and only appeared in a small Dutch village run by the Duke of such-n-such and yadda yadda yadda. "

                                                  Then you'ld go to the convention to sign autographs and one of these annoying shits would show up and a fight would start.

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                                                  • Lane
                                                    Will code for food...
                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                    • 8496

                                                    #26
                                                    coding 4 life

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                                                    • Kassidy
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 1219

                                                      #27
                                                      An unhappy, fat, chain-smoking, alcoholic, divorcee who works 70 hours a week and never sees her children................

                                                      Thank God for internet porn! It saved my marriage and now I have time to be a Mom.


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                                                      • Kimmykim
                                                        bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                        • 16015

                                                        #28
                                                        You should probably remember to start using the words 'judicious license' when they give you grief ;)

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                                                        • Snake Doctor
                                                          I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                          • Mar 2001
                                                          • 13449

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Kassidy
                                                          An unhappy, fat, chain-smoking, alcoholic, divorcee who works 70 hours a week and never sees her children................

                                                          Thank God for internet porn! It saved my marriage and now I have time to be a Mom.
                                                          And people say that porn ruins marriages.......HEH
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                                                          • Snake Doctor
                                                            I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                                                            • Mar 2001
                                                            • 13449

                                                            #30
                                                            As for me jobwise, I'd be a District Manager for a convenience store chain clawing at the next rung on the corporate ladder.

                                                            What's funny is this was a beer money gig for me for over a year, and I got into a fight with my boss at my day job over a $25 a week raise that she agreed to give me but that her supervisor said they "couldn't afford"
                                                            I got mad and walked out and told them to call me when they were ready to pay me.

                                                            They called a month later but in that month I had nothing to do but crank out sites all day and made more than double what I would have made if I'd have stayed at the day job......it felt good to tell them where to put their $25 a week.

                                                            And to add insult to injury, 6 months later the chain I was working for filed for bankruptcy, closed down all the stores, and the bankruptcy judge sold them off one by one
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