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Old 09-18-2003, 11:25 AM   #1
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This should happen to every Man that does this

Driver crashes after bee flies into mouth

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DAYS CREEK, Ore. -- A Winston man told police he crashed his car after a bee flew into his mouth while he was singing along with Justin Timberlake's song "Rock Your Body" on the radio.

A Douglas County sheriff's spokeswoman said John L. Nunes, 19, was trying to get rid of the bee or yellow jacket when his car hit a tree.

"I kind of panicked and went off the road," Nunes said yesterday.

He was taken by ambulance to Mercy Medical Center in Roseburg.

"I had to get a stitch in my tongue, and I got a gash on my left ankle," Nunes said. The tongue injury was from his teeth, not the bee, he said.


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Old 09-18-2003, 11:26 AM   #2
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:27 AM   #3
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:28 AM   #4
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:28 AM   #5
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:32 AM   #6
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:35 AM   #7
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that's actually pretty sucky but funny.
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:36 AM   #9
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:37 AM   #10
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:37 AM   #11
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that is by far the funniest thing I have heard all day
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:38 AM   #12
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:38 AM   #13
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Fuck bees in the mouth, this boys got ants in his pants!

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Old 09-18-2003, 11:39 AM   #14
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Old 09-18-2003, 11:48 AM   #17
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I'll remember that next time I get pulled over.

Damn officer - there was a bee the car.
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