Why do porn sites get such a bad rap about popups? - GoFuckYourself.com

Plan9 · 09-17-2003, 05:09 PM

Ever been to a lyrics site?! jesus christ! Every single one of them I went to had about 5 popups, I.E. crashed about 3 times. All for some lousy lyrics. Anyone else notice this?

GrimShawn · 09-17-2003, 05:09 PM

maybe it's the ghetto

Plan9 · 09-17-2003, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by GrimShawn
maybe it's the ghetto

Yes, yes, and I suppose you'd know all about that wouldnt you?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-17-2003, 05:11 PM

CUz thats where the money is...

Duh!

Plan9 · 09-17-2003, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by AlienQ
CUz thats where the money is...

Duh!

Yes, as my friend said on ICQ...

5x the popups = 5x the money!!!11 I r marketting genius!

Next, Im going to open up a store, and every time a customer walks in I'll just punch him in his face. That'll be about the level of anger they get from the millions of popups. I'll be a hundredaire in no time.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-17-2003, 05:16 PM

THat would be a good gag

Put a punching bag dummy at the front entrance of the store and have it wear a shirt that says

"Punch me if you hate pop windows on internet pornsites!"

teenjump · 09-17-2003, 05:17 PM

Balls popup. During your shopping experience a punching glove explodes from the floor socking you in the junk.

pamphage · 09-17-2003, 05:17 PM

or free font sites...my god

Plan9 · 09-17-2003, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by teenjump
Balls popup. During your shopping experience a punching glove explodes from the floor socking you in the junk.

I'll make millions!

y0nki · 09-17-2003, 05:38 PM

here's very common to buy the newspaper and when you're drinking coffe, quietly, listening to the fucking birds singing, you open it, start reading and thousands of fucking flyers, like butterflies, filling the floor

oldnewbie · 09-17-2003, 06:21 PM

Because if you are at a lyrics site, and your boss walks in, and you close the browser window, and a bunch of mainstream popups appear, you could probably manage to explain that.

But if you're looking at porn, close the window, and a bunch of PORN popups appear before you can get rid of them, that's a little harder to explain to the boss.

eatapeach · 09-17-2003, 06:25 PM

the mainstream sites are just as bad as some porn sites.

for instance, drudge and nypost.

the worst is when yahoo puts up a flash animation with no close button.

but fuck them all

i've got netscape and google toolbar for when i absolutely have to use explorer for a site.

pornJester · 09-18-2003, 04:06 PM

because there's a lot more porn sites than lyrics sites.

09-17-2003, 05:09 PM	#1
Plan9 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,801	Why do porn sites get such a bad rap about popups? Ever been to a lyrics site?! jesus christ! Every single one of them I went to had about 5 popups, I.E. crashed about 3 times. All for some lousy lyrics. Anyone else notice this?

09-17-2003, 05:11 PM	#4
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	CUz thats where the money is... Duh! __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

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AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE best designer on GFY Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384 Posts: 30,307	THat would be a good gag Put a punching bag dummy at the front entrance of the store and have it wear a shirt that says "Punch me if you hate pop windows on internet pornsites!" __________________ NAKED HOSTING FTW!11 I'm On The INSANE PLAN $9.95/mo! \| The Alien Blog Adult News Worth Reading Updated Daily \| Content For Sale! 641 PICS 216 MINUTES OF VIDEO $350.00 \|ICQ: 78943384 \|

09-17-2003, 05:17 PM	#8
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pornJester Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 6,138	because there's a lot more porn sites than lyrics sites. __________________ FreshBucks \| Webmaster Vault \| GayAW Trusted Names in Adult. ICQ 9157.3698

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GrimShawn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: BONEPRONE MANSION serving drinks! Posts: 8,120	maybe it's the ghetto

09-17-2003, 05:17 PM	#7
teenjump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,595	Balls popup. During your shopping experience a punching glove explodes from the floor socking you in the junk.

09-17-2003, 05:38 PM	#10
y0nki Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 325	here's very common to buy the newspaper and when you're drinking coffe, quietly, listening to the fucking birds singing, you open it, start reading and thousands of fucking flyers, like butterflies, filling the floor

09-17-2003, 06:21 PM	#11
oldnewbie Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: The End Times Posts: 394	Because if you are at a lyrics site, and your boss walks in, and you close the browser window, and a bunch of mainstream popups appear, you could probably manage to explain that. But if you're looking at porn, close the window, and a bunch of PORN popups appear before you can get rid of them, that's a little harder to explain to the boss.

09-17-2003, 06:25 PM	#12
eatapeach Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: toto's doghouse Posts: 493	the mainstream sites are just as bad as some porn sites. for instance, drudge and nypost. the worst is when yahoo puts up a flash animation with no close button. but fuck them all i've got netscape and google toolbar for when i absolutely have to use explorer for a site.