Having trouble getting laid? Some quick tips from grogan that'll help you out. - GoFuckYourself.com

grogan · 09-16-2003, 05:34 PM

#1 and most important
being nice is good, but not too nice. the overly nice guy is not a turnon and only works on about 1 percent of girls.

#2 speak loudly and clearly.
be confident that your a total stud. chicks are easily fooled.

#3 don't give her all your attention
remember, tons of other girls at the club or party are wanting badly to sleep with you, make sure she knows you can have whoever you want

#4 move her fast
YOU ARE THE BOSS, not some little TWAT. make her feel like you already know she wants to get stuffed. (still, no means no)

#5 floss and flash your mega $$$
girls love to get dicked by a guy who's loaded. wear nice clothes, nice cologne, and tell her you own some important tech. company and make sure she see's HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS during the night. Don't buy shit on a credit card like some fucking schmoe.

#6 tell her she's beautiful
even if she is your fallback and is overly insecure, tell her YOU think she's beautiful.

There's more, but that should give you a little heads up. These rules apply to all women. Enjoy!

dropped9 · 09-16-2003, 05:44 PM

You forgot #7

#7 Have a sig that looks like it is having a bukakke party

reynold · 09-16-2003, 05:44 PM

Great! I needed that so badly!

pornJester · 09-16-2003, 05:49 PM

You forgot #8

...forget aftershave, Crisco works wonders

hottoddy · 09-16-2003, 05:49 PM

Ross Jeffries Jr.

dropped9 · 09-16-2003, 05:51 PM

dude you're starting to step into juicy's territory.

Spunky · 09-16-2003, 05:52 PM

#9..If all else fails..slip roofies in drink

grumpy · 09-16-2003, 05:59 PM

yep. thats what we are waiting for. Advice regarding chicks from the guys with the worst looking chicks in the history of GFY and also from the one who doesnt fuck them but jerks of dreaming about them ( inside info )

Now leave us alone and GFY

darnit · 09-16-2003, 06:25 PM

#10 dont take advice from wanna be playas on a bbs called "go fuck yourself"

Lonny · 09-16-2003, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
You forgot #7

#7 Have a sig that looks like it is having a bukakke party

BeHeadR · 09-16-2003, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornJester
You forgot #8

...forget aftershave, Crisco works wonders

uhhh what makes you think he hasn't been using Crisco his whole life?

jscott · 09-16-2003, 06:43 PM

all grogans tips are very good

i will apply them and get laid this coming weekend

Mr Pheer · 09-16-2003, 06:46 PM

kid, you are the LAST motherfucker I would take advice from for anything

Lonny · 09-16-2003, 06:46 PM

why would i take advice from someone 11 years younger then me.
BTW, Your not getting much snatch with all the posting you do.

BlackCrayon · 09-16-2003, 06:48 PM

heres my tips

tip #1: don't be grogan

that is all.

tootie · 09-16-2003, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grogan
make sure she see's HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS during the night. Don't buy shit on a credit card like some fucking schmoe.

WRONG!

I like a guy with a credit card, as long as it's a real card and not a bank debit card.

If you have cash, you could have stolen it or made it selling drugs.

If you have a credit card then there is a greater chance that you're not some bum that's too goddamned lazy to work and has bad credit because he can't pay his bills on time. There are WAY too many of those nowadays.

tootie · 09-16-2003, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackCrayon
heres my tips

tip #1: don't be grogan

that is all.

tootie · 09-16-2003, 06:59 PM

You know.. cuz... like... umm... you said don't be a grogan.

BlackCrayon · 09-16-2003, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
You know.. cuz... like... umm... you said don't be a grogan.

lol tootie, nice pic. his face almost looks plastic.

Ic3m4nZ · 09-16-2003, 07:01 PM

#11 Being a l33t

NedFLanders · 09-16-2003, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
You forgot #7

#7 Have a sig that looks like it is having a bukakke party

nosey · 09-16-2003, 07:03 PM

fiveyes · 09-16-2003, 07:30 PM

So, you have some tips to "help me out", eh?

Well, that sounds just fine ...

... but ...

... I heard ...

.... you got laid ...

... and ...

<B>Who's gonna' help you out?!?</B>

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natas · 09-16-2003, 07:43 PM

nice

PimpRoll · 09-16-2003, 08:51 PM

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damn!

wdsguy · 09-16-2003, 08:52 PM

I see the light...

MiLo · 09-16-2003, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottoddy
Ross Jeffries Jr.

Lonny · 09-16-2003, 09:06 PM

hey that gives a whole new meaning to being a butt face

brand0n · 09-16-2003, 09:07 PM

Indeed · 09-16-2003, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie

HomeO · 09-16-2003, 10:52 PM

haha ..suprise to me .. but "most" of those tips will get you laid ... I personally think if your flashing money for pussy .. your fucking a hooker .. but girls defienltly judge you on how you judge yourself .. they like confidence .. But you should change the name of the thread to "How to get laid By Insecure Whores" ... don't get me wrong .. im not knocking u for fucking insecure chicks lol I do it all the time

Doctor Dre · 09-16-2003, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
You forgot #7

#7 Have a sig that looks like it is having a bukakke party

That's not his sig that's his fucking face

winter · 09-17-2003, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by grogan
#1 and most important
being nice is good, but not too nice. the overly nice guy is not a turnon and only works on about 1 percent of girls.

#2 speak loudly and clearly.
be confident that your a total stud. chicks are easily fooled.

#3 don't give her all your attention
remember, tons of other girls at the club or party are wanting badly to sleep with you, make sure she knows you can have whoever you want

#4 move her fast
YOU ARE THE BOSS, not some little TWAT. make her feel like you already know she wants to get stuffed. (still, no means no)

#5 floss and flash your mega $$$
girls love to get dicked by a guy who's loaded. wear nice clothes, nice cologne, and tell her you own some important tech. company and make sure she see's HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS during the night. Don't buy shit on a credit card like some fucking schmoe.

#6 tell her she's beautiful
even if she is your fallback and is overly insecure, tell her YOU think she's beautiful.

There's more, but that should give you a little heads up. These rules apply to all women. Enjoy!

it works

Hell ya, man! I'm in madison, lots of hotties here to bang.

winter · 09-17-2003, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
#11 Being a l33t

grogan · 09-17-2003, 12:36 AM

To those of you who agree'd

good for you! my posts can get flamed sometimes, but I posted this to help people (even the ones that flame me)

reread these tips. They WILL get you laid, unless you fuck it up.

Lonny · 09-17-2003, 12:39 AM

Cry me a river

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dropped9 · 09-17-2003, 12:48 AM

This thread just got really shitty.

foolio · 09-17-2003, 12:49 AM

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stevecore · 09-17-2003, 12:50 AM

is it me or does it smell like shit in here?

foolio · 09-17-2003, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
This thread just got really shitty.

These are my grogan topic pics

com · 09-17-2003, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio

Holy shit, is that after grogan decompressed it? I didn't think he was big enough to contain that much shit after getting laid by a black man!

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