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Chris · 09-15-2003, 11:09 PM

I was at mcdonalds spending my TCG check with like 3 of my friends ( yes we all got our food from the dollar menu ) and well i was eating my frys and all the sudden i was choking .. ive never seriously choked on food before but this was serious i coudnt breath and everyone in the fucking place was just standing there doing NOTHING just staring at me .. im sitting here grabbin at my throat choking .. cant breath face is all read ... for like a good minute and a half ( that is a fucking long time when you are choking ) then finally some lady gives me some fucking water .. i just thru it on the ground and started hitting my chest and it came up ... what a fucking crazy night ...

now i really see how people are ... dont even help you if you are fucking dieing

fuckers

KaLi · 09-15-2003, 11:10 PM

You should sue.

Juicy D. Links · 09-15-2003, 11:10 PM

what about when you gobble cock ?

beemk · 09-15-2003, 11:10 PM

i almost choked on my lunch before, scary shit. good thing you're ok.

~Ray · 09-15-2003, 11:11 PM

Was Brad Shaw working tonite?

~Ray

SleazyDream · 09-15-2003, 11:12 PM

they were filming it - it would have been worth a lot had you died.

worthless now that you survived

brizzad · 09-15-2003, 11:12 PM

buying from the dollar menu... man that brings back memories of when swoit was around, i could get 1, sometimes 2 items a month

Ice · 09-15-2003, 11:13 PM

Better luck next time..... strive for greatness

dougeetx · 09-15-2003, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by AdvertisingSex
Was Brad Shaw working tonite?

~Ray

lol! He was probably on fries!

KRL · 09-15-2003, 11:14 PM

When I was a kid my sister got a candy lodged in her throat. My dad had to do that himeleck squeeze to get it out. She looked scared as shit. Got to watch for bones and things in your food. Those can be nasty if you swallow and they get lodged.

Another couple funny things from childhood I'm remembering now. Stock an M&M up my bro's nose and its true what they claim they don't melt. Fucking thing got stuck up inside his nostril. He was freaking out and I was laughing thinking it would drop out in a moment, but it actually got stuck cause he was inhaling. Finally my dad yanked it out with tweezers.

He also got his tongue stuck to ice crystals on the fridge door. That was funny as heck too.

Chris · 09-15-2003, 11:18 PM

thnx for all who cared i almost died

*adds you to my GFY WILL*

SleazyDream · 09-15-2003, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
thnx for all who cared i almost died

*adds you to my GFY WILL*

a car wizzd past me real fast when i was trying to cross the street - does that count?

whinny bitch

Strife · 09-15-2003, 11:29 PM

nice friends you have...they didn't even try helping?

playa · 09-15-2003, 11:29 PM

You turned red so thats ok
Be worried when you start turning blue.

Seriously when people with no experience comes into that situation, they get that deer in the headlights look in shock.

but when people is choking the best thing to do is to let them get it out naturally

Chris · 09-15-2003, 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by Strife
nice friends you have...they didn't even try helping?

no they didnt i bitched em out for it aswell .. well one of them got up and stood there thinking what to do i guess i dunno

Chris · 09-15-2003, 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

a car wizzd past me real fast when i was trying to cross the street - does that count?

whinny bitch

i love you too baby <3

Chris · 09-15-2003, 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by playa
You turned red so thats ok
Be worried when you start turning blue.

Seriously when people with no experience comes into that situation, they get that deer in the headlights look in shock.

but when people is choking the best thing to do is to let them get it out naturally

well i dunno what color my face was it was red when i went into the bathroom to wash my face off with cool water

4Pics · 09-16-2003, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by JupZChris

well i dunno what color my face was it was red when i went into the bathroom to wash my face off with cool water

Guess you learned not to order from the Dollar menu again?

Chris · 09-16-2003, 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by 4Pics

Guess you learned not to order from the Dollar menu again?

heh actaully i got off the real menu ( was just joking )

i had a number 5 ... 10 piece chicken nudget and frys and a medium milk shake

4Pics · 09-16-2003, 12:37 AM

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Originally posted by JupZChris

heh actaully i got off the real menu ( was just joking )

i had a number 5 ... 10 piece chicken nudget and frys and a medium milk shake

You know that is not real chicken right? That its all the leftovers they can't sell ground up. SICK SICK SICK

Did you ask for Extra chalk with your shake?

beemk · 09-16-2003, 12:38 AM

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Originally posted by JupZChris

heh actaully i got off the real menu ( was just joking )

i had a number 5 ... 10 piece chicken nudget and frys and a medium milk shake

baller

Chris · 09-16-2003, 12:38 AM

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Originally posted by 4Pics

You know that is not real chicken right? That its all the leftovers they can't sell ground up. SICK SICK SICK

Did you ask for Extra chalk with your shake?

yuh i ate like 4 of the nugets ... drenched them in sweet n sour sauce .. and the milk shakes are so god damn thick took an hour to drink a medium

Chris · 09-16-2003, 12:38 AM

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Originally posted by beemk

baller

fo sho

foolio · 09-16-2003, 12:44 AM

Lesson 1: Never eat at McD's

MetaMan · 09-16-2003, 12:47 AM

be careful of those breaded cheese sticks, i ate one and the cheese melted down the back of my throat causing me to choke, i barely grabbed the extra bread part left in the back of my mouth and pulled a long cheese string out of my mouth.

PHEWF!

Morgan · 09-16-2003, 12:53 AM

McPwned!

quiet · 09-16-2003, 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by foolio
Lesson 1: Never eat at McD's

bingo. stay away from chew and choke.

baddog · 09-16-2003, 12:56 AM

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Originally posted by JupZChris

heh actaully i got off the real menu ( was just joking )

i had a number 5 ... 10 piece chicken nudget and frys and a medium milk shake

fried food will kill you one way or the other, just putting off the inevitable

4Pics · 09-16-2003, 12:58 AM

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Originally posted by baddog

fried food will kill you one way or the other, just putting off the inevitable

jollyperv · 09-16-2003, 01:39 AM

PSYCH 101

"Diffusion of Responsiblity":

The more people there are around you, the less likely you are to get help.

KC · 09-16-2003, 01:50 AM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
I was at mcdonalds spending my TCG check with like 3 of my friends ( yes we all got our food from the dollar menu ) and well i was eating my frys and all the sudden i was choking .. ive never seriously choked on food before but this was serious i coudnt breath and everyone in the fucking place was just standing there doing NOTHING just staring at me .. im sitting here grabbin at my throat choking .. cant breath face is all read ... for like a good minute and a half ( that is a fucking long time when you are choking ) then finally some lady gives me some fucking water .. i just thru it on the ground and started hitting my chest and it came up ... what a fucking crazy night ...

now i really see how people are ... dont even help you if you are fucking dieing

fuckers

Ever hear of chewing a french fry before you just inhale it?

Nick The Greek · 09-16-2003, 02:28 AM

If you would have died that would have been the ultimate "in your face" from you to them. They would have felt bad for years. Some would have to get counseling. Some would be really fucked up by it. LOL that is classic. Next time die, because the joke will not be on you, but on your friends.

Chris · 09-16-2003, 02:30 AM

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Originally posted by KC

Ever hear of chewing a french fry before you just inhale it?

i did chew it but my friend made me laugh .. fucker

Chris · 09-16-2003, 02:31 AM

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Originally posted by Nick The Greek
If you would have died that would have been the ultimate "in your face" from you to them. They would have felt bad for years. Some would have to get counseling. Some would be really fucked up by it. LOL that is classic. Next time die, because the joke will not be on you, but on your friends.

Nice name

love that movie

BradShaw · 09-16-2003, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by AdvertisingSex
Was Brad Shaw working tonite?

~Ray

Sorry, I am in Cabo, fishing.

Furious_Female · 09-16-2003, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
I was at mcdonalds spending my TCG check with like 3 of my friends ( yes we all got our food from the dollar menu ) and well i was eating my frys and all the sudden i was choking .. ive never seriously choked on food before but this was serious i coudnt breath and everyone in the fucking place was just standing there doing NOTHING just staring at me .. im sitting here grabbin at my throat choking .. cant breath face is all read ... for like a good minute and a half ( that is a fucking long time when you are choking ) then finally some lady gives me some fucking water .. i just thru it on the ground and started hitting my chest and it came up ... what a fucking crazy night ...

now i really see how people are ... dont even help you if you are fucking dieing

fuckers

Choking/coughing to the point you can't breathe really sucks. I've done it just drinking water.

It's scary, no doubt. Glad you didn't die... I would have probably died from embarrassment though

~Ray · 09-16-2003, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by BradShaw

Sorry, I am in Cabo, fishing.

Must be nice... say Hi to Sammy from Big Ray...

~Ray

Nanda · 09-16-2003, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
McPwned!

Bill8 · 09-16-2003, 07:00 PM

You can self-administer the heimlich manuver if you are choking. If fact you did it, to a certain minor extent, when you pounded your chest.

Wrap your hand around your fist and place the ball created by your two hands just under your diaphragm. press that ball against a wall or post, hard and fast. Or lean over a chair or table, ball your hands under your diaphragm, and let your weight drop down, forcing your chest and lungs to contact under pressure and blowing out the lodged object.

Knowing you can self-administer the heimlich is very comforting.
;-}

HEARTBREAKER · 09-16-2003, 08:13 PM

did you ask for help man? maybe you didn't , that's why...
you know our time now, if you don't ask for help, you won't get any..people have no initiative!

brand0n · 09-16-2003, 08:14 PM

0wned by a mc ds fry...

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Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	I almost died toinght I was at mcdonalds spending my TCG check with like 3 of my friends ( yes we all got our food from the dollar menu ) and well i was eating my frys and all the sudden i was choking .. ive never seriously choked on food before but this was serious i coudnt breath and everyone in the fucking place was just standing there doing NOTHING just staring at me .. im sitting here grabbin at my throat choking .. cant breath face is all read ... for like a good minute and a half ( that is a fucking long time when you are choking ) then finally some lady gives me some fucking water .. i just thru it on the ground and started hitting my chest and it came up ... what a fucking crazy night ... now i really see how people are ... dont even help you if you are fucking dieing fuckers __________________ [email protected]

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Bill8 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,901	You can self-administer the heimlich manuver if you are choking. If fact you did it, to a certain minor extent, when you pounded your chest. Wrap your hand around your fist and place the ball created by your two hands just under your diaphragm. press that ball against a wall or post, hard and fast. Or lean over a chair or table, ball your hands under your diaphragm, and let your weight drop down, forcing your chest and lungs to contact under pressure and blowing out the lodged object. Knowing you can self-administer the heimlich is very comforting. ;-}

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