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teenjump · 09-12-2003, 08:11 PM

Hey guys... I was hoping you guys could help me out a bit.

I am trying to get Java certified. Once I get my certificate, I can get a job in the city - and quit working for the scum that is MCI.

For everyone who makes a donation to this - I will make you banners/TGP gallery/Headers... whatever. I'll hook you up with some stuff to make it worth your while.

Want to help me kickstart my new career? Paypal: [email protected]

I will make it worth your while - for sure.
Thank you so much.

quiet · 09-12-2003, 08:13 PM

you aren't an adult webmaster right? basically you just post here, with no ties to the adult industry?

just curious...

mrthumbs · 09-12-2003, 08:13 PM

how much you need?

teenjump · 09-12-2003, 08:14 PM

quiet: I just sold my site 2 nights ago. What are you talking about.

JDog · 09-12-2003, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teenjump
Hey guys... I was hoping you guys could help me out a bit.

I am trying to get Java certified. Once I get my certificate, I can get a job in the city - and quit working for the scum that is MCI.

For everyone who makes a donation to this - I will make you banners/TGP gallery/Headers... whatever. I'll hook you up with some stuff to make it worth your while.

Want to help me kickstart my new career? Paypal: [email protected]

I will make it worth your while - for sure.
Thank you so much.

Weren't you getting out of this industry, with no questions asked, and know you want to make banners/TGP gallery/Headers for the industry?

jDoG

quiet · 09-12-2003, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teenjump
quiet: I just sold my site 2 nights ago. What are you talking about.

you are not an adult webmaster - yes or no?

teenjump · 09-12-2003, 08:15 PM

My test is $200 - then I need a couple books to help me freshen up on the material.
I am looking for $300 so I can be prepared.

Obviously ONE person won't donate all of that - so I look for more .

teenjump · 09-12-2003, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

you are not an adult webmaster - yes or no?

As of 48 hours ago - no.

quiet · 09-12-2003, 08:17 PM

so you just post here. carry on...

Ice · 09-12-2003, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teenjump
My test is $200 - then I need a couple books to help me freshen up on the material.
I am looking for $300 so I can be prepared.

Obviously ONE person won't donate all of that - so I look for more .

You just sold your sites 2 days ago and you can't put 300 bucks aside from the sale for your education.

Shit I'll give you a free book on money management

Sly_RJ · 09-12-2003, 08:17 PM

You should have stayed in so you could have gotten ahead.

teenjump · 09-12-2003, 08:18 PM

To be honest - I am having a hard time parting. This is an EXTREMLY addictive industry... while I want to go, I keep looking at stats from before and trying to figure out a way to keep a low profile and start up again.

teenjump · 09-12-2003, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by iceicebaby

You just sold your sites 2 days ago and you can't put 300 bucks aside from the sale for your education.

Shit I'll give you a free book on money management

I have a 10,000 loan I like to pay money down on. I put all extra cash on it when possible.

Sly_RJ · 09-12-2003, 08:20 PM

Then don't leave. Get back in. It's that simple.

Look at your options. Work from home. Or work in an office wearing khakis and a button down.

Gee, I wonder.

Ice · 09-12-2003, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teenjump

I have a 10,000 loan I like to pay money down on. I put all extra cash on it when possible.

Fine you have a loan. But don't put all your cash on the loan when you have other expenses to take care of then come here asking for donations when you had the money to cover it.

teenjump · 09-12-2003, 08:22 PM

This is the plan... a rundown for anyone who is wondering what the FUCK I am doing.

1) Get this course
2) Get the mainstream job, move to the city.
3) As I am no longer living in parents house.. start doing adult again.

It's soooooooo addicting. Fun.. etc. And I think I have a knack for it.

mrthumbs · 09-12-2003, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Look at your options. Work from home. Or work in an office wearing khakis and a button down.

Gee, I wonder.

believe it or not: some people NEED that.

teenjump · 09-12-2003, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iceicebaby

Fine you have a loan. But don't put all your cash on the loan when you have other expenses to take care of then come here asking for donations when you had the money to cover it.

Then don't donate anything if you don't agree with what I am asking.

Sly_RJ · 09-12-2003, 08:24 PM

You quit because you were living with your parents?

Geez.

You're taking steps backwards instead of forward. Stupid.

lil2rich4u2 · 09-12-2003, 08:24 PM

yo talk to juicy, im willing to bet he will be nice enough to throw you a few books.

but these guys are right to an extent, if you dont want anything to do witht his biz you prolly shouldnt be making banners and logo's for adult sites.

your a cool guy though, good luck

PS - wish i had paypal

Nickless · 09-12-2003, 08:25 PM

insecure?

teenjump · 09-12-2003, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
You quit because you were living with your parents?

Geez.

You're taking steps backwards instead of forward. Stupid.

Dad basically said stop or get out.
I can afford to get out, I make $5 an hour working for a bullshit american company.

If I could have gone forward, I would have. Not so stupid when I weighed out my options. Sleep on street, or sleep in bed. Hmmm.

Sly_RJ · 09-12-2003, 08:28 PM

That's why you move out when you're 18.

teenjump · 09-12-2003, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
That's why you move out when you're 18.

Dude, I would have. If it was that easy... I would have.

09-12-2003, 08:29 PM

best of luck dude

I still cant believe you sold your site

Sly_RJ · 09-12-2003, 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by teenjump

Dude, I would have. If it was that easy... I would have.

It IS that easy. If I can do it, I'm fairly convinced any fully able bodied person can pull it off.

Anyway, good luck!

lil2rich4u2 · 09-12-2003, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teenjump

Dad basically said stop or get out.
I can afford to get out, I make $5 an hour working for a bullshit american company.

If I could have gone forward, I would have. Not so stupid when I weighed out my options. Sleep on street, or sleep in bed. Hmmm.

my dad said the same exact thing! lol

but when i threw $4k in his face and said "here, go pay your bills"

he kinda didnt mind so much anymore lol

JDog · 09-12-2003, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teenjump

3) As I am no longer living in parents house.. start doing adult again.

Why should it matter? I go and visit my mother and grandmother and use the computer to check our paysites servers! It shouldn't really matter, it is a living. A good living if you know what to do! It pays the bills.

jDoG

quiet · 09-12-2003, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

It IS that easy. If I can do it, I'm fairly convinced any fully able bodied person can pull it off.

Anyway, good luck!

SureFire · 09-12-2003, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

my dad said the same exact thing! lol

but when i threw $4k in his face and said "here, go pay your bills"

he kinda didnt mind so much anymore lol

One time or monthly?

lil2rich4u2 · 09-12-2003, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SureFire

One time or monthly?

one time for that much, but i do pay him monthly just to help with the bills.

this way he cant call me a jobless moron lol

teenjump · 09-12-2003, 08:56 PM

Damn, if I had 4 grand I could turn my life RIGHT around.

lil2rich4u2 · 09-12-2003, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teenjump
Damn, if I had 4 grand I could turn my life RIGHT around.

bullshit man

$4k is nothing

teenjump · 09-12-2003, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

bullshit man

$4k is nothing

It may be nothing to you, but to me it would turn my life around.

MuleScrote · 09-12-2003, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teenjump
Damn, if I had 4 grand I could turn my life RIGHT around.

I've got 15K here, take it or leave it

teenjump · 09-12-2003, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote

I've got 15K here, take it or leave it

Lol. I'd take 10 cocks in the ass for 15 grand.

MuleScrote · 09-12-2003, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teenjump

Lol. I'd take 10 cocks in the ass for 15 grand.

Be careful...that is much easier to arrange than you think. Are you free tomorrow night?

teenjump · 09-12-2003, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MuleScrote

Be careful...that is much easier to arrange than you think. Are you free tomorrow night?

Oh fuck, I guess I should have remembered where I was posting that to.

MuleScrote · 09-12-2003, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teenjump

Oh fuck, I guess I should have remembered where I was posting that to.

Well, the fact that you are in Canada helps a little too.

Tylo · 09-12-2003, 09:08 PM

Java certified??

Getting a little out dated I would think... but thats just me

teenjump · 09-12-2003, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tylo
Java certified??

Getting a little out dated I would think... but thats just me

Not really.

teenjump · 09-12-2003, 10:07 PM

Bump for the night.
every $1 helps me!
Anything over $10 gets a bunch of free stuff.

Rictor · 09-12-2003, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teenjump
To be honest - I am having a hard time parting. This is an EXTREMLY addictive industry... while I want to go, I keep looking at stats from before and trying to figure out a way to keep a low profile and start up again.

Keep a low profile? Easy. Don't post here.

teenjump · 09-12-2003, 10:13 PM

Not a low profile from you guys.
But from buyers/visitors.

AWW - Kevin · 09-12-2003, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by teenjump
Bump for the night.
every $1 helps me!
Anything over $10 gets a bunch of free stuff.

answer your icq !

teenjump · 09-15-2003, 06:31 PM

Hey Kevin, that's what we were talking about the other night. Now I figured it out.

detoxed · 09-15-2003, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
so you just post here. carry on...

Do you do that with everyone?

Any designer without a portfolio on a website would qualify

09-12-2003, 08:11 PM	#1
teenjump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,595	Help a brother out and get MAD kudos! Hey guys... I was hoping you guys could help me out a bit. I am trying to get Java certified. Once I get my certificate, I can get a job in the city - and quit working for the scum that is MCI. For everyone who makes a donation to this - I will make you banners/TGP gallery/Headers... whatever. I'll hook you up with some stuff to make it worth your while. Want to help me kickstart my new career? Paypal: [email protected] I will make it worth your while - for sure. Thank you so much.

09-12-2003, 08:13 PM	#2
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	you aren't an adult webmaster right? basically you just post here, with no ties to the adult industry? just curious... __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

09-12-2003, 08:17 PM	#9
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	so you just post here. carry on... __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	Then don't leave. Get back in. It's that simple. Look at your options. Work from home. Or work in an office wearing khakis and a button down. Gee, I wonder. __________________ PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price! sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

09-12-2003, 08:13 PM	#3
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	how much you need?

09-12-2003, 08:14 PM	#4
teenjump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,595	quiet: I just sold my site 2 nights ago. What are you talking about.

09-12-2003, 08:15 PM	#7
teenjump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,595	My test is $200 - then I need a couple books to help me freshen up on the material. I am looking for $300 so I can be prepared. Obviously ONE person won't donate all of that - so I look for more .

09-12-2003, 08:18 PM	#12
teenjump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,595	To be honest - I am having a hard time parting. This is an EXTREMLY addictive industry... while I want to go, I keep looking at stats from before and trying to figure out a way to keep a low profile and start up again.

09-12-2003, 08:22 PM	#16
teenjump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,595	This is the plan... a rundown for anyone who is wondering what the FUCK I am doing. 1) Get this course 2) Get the mainstream job, move to the city. 3) As I am no longer living in parents house.. start doing adult again. It's soooooooo addicting. Fun.. etc. And I think I have a knack for it.

09-12-2003, 08:24 PM	#19
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	You quit because you were living with your parents? Geez. You're taking steps backwards instead of forward. Stupid. __________________ PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price! sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

09-12-2003, 08:24 PM	#20
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	yo talk to juicy, im willing to bet he will be nice enough to throw you a few books. but these guys are right to an extent, if you dont want anything to do witht his biz you prolly shouldnt be making banners and logo's for adult sites. your a cool guy though, good luck PS - wish i had paypal __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

09-12-2003, 08:25 PM	#21
Nickless Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: homeless Posts: 1,955	insecure?

09-12-2003, 08:28 PM	#23
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	That's why you move out when you're 18. __________________ PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price! sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

09-12-2003, 08:29 PM	#25
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	best of luck dude I still cant believe you sold your site

09-12-2003, 08:56 PM	#32
teenjump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,595	Damn, if I had 4 grand I could turn my life RIGHT around.

09-12-2003, 09:08 PM	#40
Tylo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: South FL. Posts: 2,108	Java certified?? Getting a little out dated I would think... but thats just me __________________ -ICQ# 119419008

09-12-2003, 10:07 PM	#42
teenjump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,595	Bump for the night. every $1 helps me! Anything over $10 gets a bunch of free stuff.

09-12-2003, 10:13 PM	#44
teenjump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,595	Not a low profile from you guys. But from buyers/visitors.

09-15-2003, 06:31 PM	#46
teenjump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,595	Hey Kevin, that's what we were talking about the other night. Now I figured it out.