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dougeetx · 09-14-2003, 02:00 AM

My wife (soon to be ex since she wants a divorce) says that I have a "golden tongue" b/c I can work it! I can write my name in her pussy IN CURSIVE!! Post your favorite pussy eating technique!

quiet · 09-14-2003, 02:00 AM

aren't you going to spam your pic post site?

dougeetx · 09-14-2003, 02:01 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
aren't you going to spam your pic post site?

LOL! Nope. Not right now. I have a headache!

goBigtime · 09-14-2003, 02:03 AM

Don't bother... the meats really tough.

butcherboy · 09-14-2003, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dougeetx
I can write my name in her pussy IN CURSIVE!!

Hum, very interesting!
And can you paint your picture in her pussy?

dougeetx · 09-14-2003, 02:14 AM

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Originally posted by butcherboy

Hum, very interesting!
And can you paint your picture in her pussy?

I could have Naughty Jenn if I could do that!

Nick The Greek · 09-14-2003, 02:26 AM

when I'm eating my girlsfriends pussy the only thing I can think of is your mom's pussy.

Kinder · 09-14-2003, 04:51 AM

Real men don't eat pussy, period.

Cash · 09-14-2003, 05:09 AM

So why does she want a divorce then?

DarkJedi · 09-14-2003, 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dougeetx
I can write my name in her pussy IN CURSIVE!!

can you also write your address on a cock ?

chodadog · 09-14-2003, 07:20 AM

If you really could eat pussy as well as you say you can, your wife wouldn't want a divorce.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 09-14-2003, 07:42 AM

any male that brags about his sexual prowess...has no game...try again dougee boy

AaronM · 09-14-2003, 09:40 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
any male that brags about his sexual prowess...has no game...try again dougee boy

Not always true. Most of the time, yes...BUT...Not always.

Nanda · 09-14-2003, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodadog
If you really could eat pussy as well as you say you can, your wife wouldn't want a divorce.

JamesK · 09-14-2003, 09:43 AM

jazz jack rabbit

tulup · 09-14-2003, 09:45 AM

she wants a divorce because even though he has the golden toungue ive got the golden shaft and she likes this shaft better

plexer · 09-14-2003, 10:24 AM

When your married like me, you should sit back, relax and have machines do the work while watching the game!

Greg B · 09-14-2003, 10:44 AM

Ewwww!!!

Cash · 09-14-2003, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tulup
she wants a divorce because even though he has the golden toungue ive got the golden shaft and she likes this shaft better

dougeetx · 09-14-2003, 12:01 PM

B/C sex doesn't make the relationship......people do grow apart.

maxjohan · 09-14-2003, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
any male that brags about his sexual prowess...has no game...try again dougee boy

agree

Loch · 09-14-2003, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime

Don't bother... the meats really tough.

This one actually made me laugh out loud LMAO

gornyhuy · 09-14-2003, 01:21 PM

I love eating pussy sooooo much that when my fat old mother in law comes over and goes to the pool with my wife, I sneak into her bags and lick her still-warm panties.

Damn, I should start a stories site...

TheFLY · 09-14-2003, 01:48 PM

TheFLY's Guide -- Pussy for beginners:

If she doesn't appreciate this, then move on... Your range of response can be anywhere from zero to full-body spasms/ejaculation... This is just an abbreviation of oral technique... Pretty much any trick that will work on her nipples will work on her clit too...

Best time to go down there is after you have already teased her whole body, so that she's ultra-sensitive to any touching anywhere on her body... anyway... your primary target is the clit... and with most girls it can be somewhat hidden at the top of her pussy under a hood... until you start directly stimulating her pussy, then it can get larger/harder... just kiss/lick the surrounding areas, then do the same for outer lips... moving closer and closer to your target, maybe giving a "preview" tease touch just to piss her off... you might want to avoid using your fingers directly on her vagina or clit before you use your tongue or you may over-stimulate these areas before your tongue can get to work... your tongue is obviously softer, lubricated and more delicate than your fingers... and that's all it takes (although fingers are more convenient if she doesn't have a really hot pussy

with the clit, pressure is not an issue for you to get her to orgasm... it's more speed and contacting the exact spot (the very bottom top of the clit)... first you have to find the clit -- it can be very small like a little pearl or larger like a chili bean... lightly and quickly flick it back/forth - up/down... simple really... if u do it too hard she will get that "too good" feeling and you will just end up with her wiggling out of control and she might not enjoy it... in any case there about 3 other things you can do that she will enjoy:

1. a full slow deep lick all the way from the inside of her pussy to the top of her clit (and back down)
2. fuck her pussy hole with your tongue
3. (if it's worth juice all over your face) get in there with strong kisses with your whole mouth + good suction -- they love this.

Katlicious72 · 09-14-2003, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
TheFLY's Guide -- Pussy for beginners:

If she doesn't appreciate this, then move on... Your range of response can be anywhere from zero to full-body spasms/ejaculation... This is just an abbreviation of oral technique... Pretty much any trick that will work on her nipples will work on her clit too...

Best time to go down there is after you have already teased her whole body, so that she's ultra-sensitive to any touching anywhere on her body... anyway... your primary target is the clit... and with most girls it can be somewhat hidden at the top of her pussy under a hood... until you start directly stimulating her pussy, then it can get larger/harder... just kiss/lick the surrounding areas, then do the same for outer lips... moving closer and closer to your target, maybe giving a "preview" tease touch just to piss her off... you might want to avoid using your fingers directly on her vagina or clit before you use your tongue or you may over-stimulate these areas before your tongue can get to work... your tongue is obviously softer, lubricated and more delicate than your fingers... and that's all it takes (although fingers are more convenient if she doesn't have a really hot pussy with the clit, pressure is not an issue for you to get her to orgasm... it's more speed and contacting the exact spot (the very bottom top of the clit)... first you have to find the clit -- it can be very small like a little pearl or larger like a chili bean... lightly and quickly flick it back/forth - up/down... simple really... if u do it too hard she will get that "too good" feeling and you will just end up with her wiggling out of control and she might not enjoy it... in any case there about 3 other things you can do that she will enjoy:

1. a full slow deep lick all the way from the inside of her pussy to the top of her clit (and back down)
2. fuck her pussy hole with your tongue
3. (if it's worth juice all over your face) get in there with strong kisses with your whole mouth + good suction -- they love this.

OMG

Katlicious72 · 09-14-2003, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
I love eating pussy sooooo much that when my fat old mother in law comes over and goes to the pool with my wife, I sneak into her bags and lick her still-warm panties.

Damn, I should start a stories site...

Geez

angeleyes · 09-14-2003, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kinder
Real men don't eat pussy, period.

Let me guess......... You're single, right?

Micah - Drizunk · 09-14-2003, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime

Don't bother... the meats really tough.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA

xdcdave · 09-14-2003, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cash
So why does she want a divorce then?

Because he's the ellusive GFY spammer

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=173753

puresexnow · 09-14-2003, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kinder
Real men don't eat pussy, period.

I think you meant, "Real men don't eat period pussy"

DUBLIN · 09-14-2003, 05:44 PM

I love my pussy

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 09-14-2003, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

Not always true. Most of the time, yes...BUT...Not always.

are you the exception..

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TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	TheFLY's Guide -- Pussy for beginners: If she doesn't appreciate this, then move on... Your range of response can be anywhere from zero to full-body spasms/ejaculation... This is just an abbreviation of oral technique... Pretty much any trick that will work on her nipples will work on her clit too... Best time to go down there is after you have already teased her whole body, so that she's ultra-sensitive to any touching anywhere on her body... anyway... your primary target is the clit... and with most girls it can be somewhat hidden at the top of her pussy under a hood... until you start directly stimulating her pussy, then it can get larger/harder... just kiss/lick the surrounding areas, then do the same for outer lips... moving closer and closer to your target, maybe giving a "preview" tease touch just to piss her off... you might want to avoid using your fingers directly on her vagina or clit before you use your tongue or you may over-stimulate these areas before your tongue can get to work... your tongue is obviously softer, lubricated and more delicate than your fingers... and that's all it takes (although fingers are more convenient if she doesn't have a really hot pussy with the clit, pressure is not an issue for you to get her to orgasm... it's more speed and contacting the exact spot (the very bottom top of the clit)... first you have to find the clit -- it can be very small like a little pearl or larger like a chili bean... lightly and quickly flick it back/forth - up/down... simple really... if u do it too hard she will get that "too good" feeling and you will just end up with her wiggling out of control and she might not enjoy it... in any case there about 3 other things you can do that she will enjoy: 1. a full slow deep lick all the way from the inside of her pussy to the top of her clit (and back down) 2. fuck her pussy hole with your tongue 3. (if it's worth juice all over your face) get in there with strong kisses with your whole mouth + good suction -- they love this. Last edited by TheFLY; 09-14-2003 at 01:56 PM..

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