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USA Is Doomed · 09-14-2003, 07:54 PM

so what's going to happen between now and then to stop the chattering masses from looking at the economy going to shit, iraq falling apart, and personal freedoms being gutted, and stand there like a deer caught in the headlights obediently putting an X next to the (R)?

another orchestrated terrorist attack?

another war or two?

the flock of sheep that is the great american public need to be scared stiff into doing the right thing

anything to stop them actually thinking for themselves

so what's it going to be?

and I'm 100% sure Bush will win. If you think he won't, how much do you bet me he won't?

pauliewalnutz · 09-14-2003, 08:02 PM

I am voting for Bush.

I like war, kill them all first!

USA Is Doomed · 09-14-2003, 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by pauliewalnutz
I am voting for Bush.

I like war, kill them all first!

well, there's one vote

perhaps they'll use the patriot act to arrest all those who voted for gore in the last election

gothweb · 09-14-2003, 08:03 PM

What kind of Republican drives spending sky high, and thus increasing budget defecits? The kind who have an opportunity to make their corporate sponsors-- I mean donors-- billions of dollars.

Matt 26z · 09-14-2003, 08:04 PM

I'm guessing they've known the locations of Saddam and Bin Laden for some time.

Saddam will be caught (possibly alive) before next summer. Bin Laden will be killed a month or two before the election.

This is all going to be very systematic.

Saddam will be caught first. Then our troops will for the most part officially leave Iraq. Then Bin Laden will be caught.

So 3 big things in less than 6 months.

Joe Average · 09-14-2003, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by pauliewalnutz
I like war

You'll change your mind when the bombs start falling on your house.

USA Is Doomed · 09-14-2003, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by Joe Average

You'll change your mind when the bombs start falling on your house.

wouldn't surprise me if they were US missiles landing on US houses

during the iraq war - didn't some 'stray' missiles land in Turkey and in Iran?

I thought these things were meant to be accurate ...

Carlito · 09-14-2003, 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by USA Is Doomed

wouldn't surprise me if they were US missiles landing on US houses

during the iraq war - didn't some 'stray' missiles land in Turkey and in Iran?

I thought these things were meant to be accurate ...

Nothing is perfect, just like your ignorant take on the world & US affairs.

USA Is Doomed · 09-14-2003, 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by Carlito

Nothing is perfect, just like your ignorant take on the world & US affairs.

a sweeping statement. wonder if you can back it up? ;)

what 'ignorant takes' do I have?

DamageX · 09-14-2003, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by USA Is Doomed

wouldn't surprise me if they were US missiles landing on US houses

during the iraq war - didn't some 'stray' missiles land in Turkey and in Iran?

I thought these things were meant to be accurate ...

A few years ago, three American missiles accidentaly hit the Chinese embassy in Belgrade. All three at once, coming from three different directions. They blamed it on bad intel.

USA Is Doomed · 09-14-2003, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by DamageX

A few years ago, three American missiles accidentaly hit the Chinese embassy in Belgrade. All three at once, coming from three different directions. They blamed it on bad intel.

that made me laugh

the US was saying "it's because we used an old map"

actually, it was NATO wasn't it - so the blame wasn't quite so focussed

we all know it wasn't a mistake. could have come up with a better lie though...

funny thing is, I greatly respected the US at that point in history. a few short years later, and the word 'respect' is one I would never use for anything regarding the US

so much good will, squandered so very quickly...

Evil1 · 09-14-2003, 08:44 PM

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Originally posted by DamageX

A few years ago, three American missiles accidentaly hit the Chinese embassy in Belgrade. All three at once, coming from three different directions. They blamed it on bad intel.

Yeah, they thought it was the french embassy.. lol.

DamageX · 09-14-2003, 08:46 PM

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Originally posted by USA Is Doomed
so much good will, squandered so very quickly...

Ummm, what good will?

Webby · 09-14-2003, 09:20 PM

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I'm 100% sure Bush will win

YEA??

If he does I'm gonna start assuming the US is full of idiots until proven otherwise - but doubt he will somehow.

Nosnam · 09-14-2003, 09:25 PM

I wouldnt be too sure about bush winning the election.

If the right wing media has it's way, bush will definitely win the election. There's a catch.

I bet about a year ago, you never heard the name Al Franken. Now, I see Al on just about every talk show there is.

Al Franken is the author of "Lies: A fair and balanced look at the right"

I just got done reading it, and being a best seller right now, I would guess that if half of america would read this book, there is no way bush will be re elected. This book shows you so many things that you just wont see on tv, or in newspaper ads, and it has the credentials to back it up.

Hairetsu · 09-14-2003, 09:27 PM

near me I dont know one dumb motherfucker that would vote for bush.

HomeO · 09-14-2003, 09:41 PM

why are we waisting all these tax dollars on iraq .. we could be bombing the french instead ^^ well .. we all have our dreams

USA Is Doomed · 09-14-2003, 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by HomeO
why are we waisting all these tax dollars on iraq .. we could be bombing the french instead ^^ well .. we all have our dreams

are you jealous of the French?

why else would you hate them, if not jealousy?

Nosnam · 09-14-2003, 09:47 PM

America hates the french, because the french hates america. It truely is childhood mentality. France is mad at america for getting all the recognition as a world superpower, and for being the leader of democrac, so america hates france.

Snake Doctor · 09-14-2003, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by Nosnam

Al Franken is the author of "Lies: A fair and balanced look at the right"

I thought the title of the book was "Lies and the lying liars who tell them"

Ironhorse · 09-14-2003, 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by USA Is Doomed

well, there's one vote

perhaps they'll use the patriot act to arrest all those who voted for gore in the last election

Well that'll fill up the jail with cheap labor so they don't have to ship jobs to China anymore. Every cloud has a silver lining.

Ironhorse · 09-14-2003, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by Matt 26z
I'm guessing they've known the locations of Saddam and Bin Laden for some time.

Saddam will be caught (possibly alive) before next summer. Bin Laden will be killed a month or two before the election.

This is all going to be very systematic.

Saddam will be caught first. Then our troops will for the most part officially leave Iraq. Then Bin Laden will be caught.

So 3 big things in less than 6 months.

Holy shit, this would make a great movie

Honeyslut · 09-14-2003, 10:11 PM

Al Franken from SNL ?

Ironhorse · 09-14-2003, 10:12 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1

Yeah, they thought it was the french embassy.. lol.

Webby · 09-14-2003, 10:13 PM

Nosnam:

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America hates the french, because the french hates america.

Yea?? There must be logic there someplace

The only US folks I know that "hate the French" are the peabrain brigade. Reckon same with the French. Some news - the French don't hate the US - why should they?? Sounds like the US govt BS and CNN are getting to some folks

All irrelevant shit.

Peace out!

har har · 09-14-2003, 10:20 PM

bush will just get americans armed forces and make anothr government sponsored september 11th.
why isnt anyone standing up to this fucker? hes got lier all over his face, colin powell and faggot rumsfeild too, they are the strings behind puppet bush

Nosnam · 09-14-2003, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by Lenny2

I thought the title of the book was "Lies and the lying liars who tell them"

Actually, it is "Lies and the lying liars who tell them: A fair and balanced look at the Right" but I shortened it. It is a damn good book, I would recommend it to anyone.

And whoever questioned it; Yes, the Al Franken from SNL. I have always known of Al from SNL, but never as a political speaker, or writer.

Nosnam · 09-14-2003, 10:30 PM

Here's a good article about why the french hate america

http://slate.msn.com/id/2077874

Webby · 09-14-2003, 10:35 PM

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Here's a good article about why the french hate america

http://slate.msn.com/id/2077874

Sheesh! "Good article"??? What a load of crap - speechless!

ThunderBalls · 09-14-2003, 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by Nosnam

Actually, it is "Lies and the lying liars who tell them: A fair and balanced look at the Right" but I shortened it. It is a damn good book, I would recommend it to anyone.

And whoever questioned it; Yes, the Al Franken from SNL. I have always known of Al from SNL, but never as a political speaker, or writer.

Yes it is a great book. I cracked up when he jokingly mentioned the title of his next book was going to be 'I Fucking Hate These Right-Wing Motherfuckers'

Nosnam · 09-14-2003, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by ThunderBalls

Yes it is a great book. I cracked up when he jokingly mentioned the title of his next book was going to be 'I Fucking Hate These Right-Wing Motherfuckers'

I liked the fact that he used a smaller font for Colmes' name

HomeO · 09-14-2003, 11:21 PM

LOL there is way to many crack heads in this industry ... get some sleep ... "PRESIDENT BUSH PLANNEd THe 9/11 attacks" THAT's fucking stupid .. I mean i'll agree ... bush is a power tripping poS .. Who I do not like at all.. but get real ^^ he didn't attack our own country ... your a bunch of tweaks .. who need to stop looking out the blinds and get some sleep ^^

The Truth Hurts · 09-14-2003, 11:58 PM

Al Franken is a bland comic looking to sell a book, nothing more nothing less, if there weren't the lame controversy over the title involved (he knew exactly what he was doing), it'd be just another lackluster book by a comic.

Ann Coulter does the same thing.
Michael Moore does the same with his movies.
and so on..

PS, If you're seriously taking your political cues from a comedian, why not just go ahead and flush your head in the toilet.

Nosnam · 09-14-2003, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
Al Franken is a bland comic looking to sell a book, nothing more nothing less, if there weren't the lame controversy over the title involved (he knew exactly what he was doing), it'd be just another lackluster book by a comic.

Ann Coulter does the same thing.
Michael Moore does the same with his movies.
and so on..

PS, If you're seriously taking your political cues from a comedian, why not just go ahead and flush your head in the toilet.

Did you read al's book? It makes no political suggestions, it just points out other people's lies.

zzgundamnzz · 09-15-2003, 12:02 AM

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Originally posted by USA Is Doomed

well, there's one vote

perhaps they'll use the patriot act to arrest all those who voted for gore in the last election

But He invented the Internet. He'll protect us

ThunderBalls · 09-15-2003, 12:02 AM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
Al Franken is a bland comic looking to sell a book, nothing more nothing less, if there weren't the lame controversy over the title involved (he knew exactly what he was doing), it'd be just another lackluster book by a comic.

Ann Coulter does the same thing.
Michael Moore does the same with his movies.
and so on..

PS, If you're seriously taking your political cues from a comedian, why not just go ahead and flush your head in the toilet.

Maybe you should try reading the book before trash it....or does The Truth Hurt

Nosnam · 09-15-2003, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by ThunderBalls

Maybe you should try reading the book before trash it....or does The Truth Hurt

He definitely hasnt read it, because he apparently isn't aware of the harvard students that did a majority of the research for this book

The Truth Hurts · 09-15-2003, 12:06 AM

No need to read the book.

I'm capapable of making judgements of my own without the assistance of a half assed comedian.

The Truth Hurts · 09-15-2003, 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by Nosnam

He definitely hasnt read it, because he apparently isn't aware of the harvard students that did a majority of the research for this book

Yeah, and Michael Moore's movies are really documentaires.

Nosnam · 09-15-2003, 12:09 AM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
No need to read the book.

I'm capapable of making judgements of my own without the assistance of a half assed comedian.

You amuse me. Perhaps you should do a daily review of books that you haven't read, and maybe even movies that you havent seen. Why stop there, you should also start doing music reviews of bands that you have never even heard of, and why their music sucks.

The Truth Hurts · 09-15-2003, 12:18 AM

I've never read the bible either.. that doesn't mean I haven't seen bits and pieces of it, or gotten the general idea what it's about.

Books, are a waste of trees.

Nosnam · 09-15-2003, 12:21 AM

Tell me, in your own words,

1) What you believe this book is about
2) What sort of research was done for this book, by who
3) How many of the things said in this book have cited refrences
4) What message you believe Al Franken is trying to give his readers

I want to know what your "Bits and pieces" are telling you.

ThunderBalls · 09-15-2003, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts

Books, are a waste of trees.

Now why doesnt that comment surprise me.

The Truth Hurts · 09-15-2003, 12:24 AM

I take that "waste" comment back, as it turns out I actually own 15 books.

7 Steven King
4 Dave Berry
1 Dennis Rodman
1 Mick Foley
1 Jerry Seinfeld
1 Bill O'Reilly

Nosnam · 09-15-2003, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts

1 Bill O'Reilly

Well, that answers my question as to why you don't want to read Al's book. You believe what Bill O'Reilly tells you, and like your name says, "The truth hurts" and Al points out a lot of things that Bill lies about.

Joe Average · 09-15-2003, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
Books, are a waste of trees.

Classic... complete with an unneccessary comma to add some irony!

ThunderBalls · 09-15-2003, 12:30 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Average

Classic... complete with an unneccessary comma to add some irony!

The Truth Hurts · 09-15-2003, 12:33 AM

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1) What you believe this book is about

~ Al Franken turning a profit.

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2) What sort of research was done for this book, by who

~ Just enough so that he can say "research was done", without being full of shit.

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3) How many of the things said in this book have cited refrences

~ Just because someone cites a reference, doesn't means dick. I can cite references that say Michael Jackson is an alien, and Richard Gere has a thing for furry creatures.

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4) What message you believe Al Franken is trying to give his readers

~I would hope somewhere in there he expresses a desire for his readers to have a firm grasp of the English language before asking stupid questions. If so, please take his advice.

The Truth Hurts · 09-15-2003, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by Nosnam

Well, that answers my question as to why you don't want to read Al's book. You believe what Bill O'Reilly tells you, and like your name says, "The truth hurts" and Al points out a lot of things that Bill lies about.

Just because I own it, doesn't mean I've read it.
It was a gift.

The Truth Hurts · 09-15-2003, 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by Joe Average

Classic... complete with an unneccessary comma to add some irony!

I added it for dramatic effect.

09-14-2003, 07:54 PM	#1
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Matt 26z So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ¤ª"˜¨๑۩۞۩๑¨˜"ª¤ Posts: 18,481	I'm guessing they've known the locations of Saddam and Bin Laden for some time. Saddam will be caught (possibly alive) before next summer. Bin Laden will be killed a month or two before the election. This is all going to be very systematic. Saddam will be caught first. Then our troops will for the most part officially leave Iraq. Then Bin Laden will be caught. So 3 big things in less than 6 months.

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Nosnam Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 75	I wouldnt be too sure about bush winning the election. If the right wing media has it's way, bush will definitely win the election. There's a catch. I bet about a year ago, you never heard the name Al Franken. Now, I see Al on just about every talk show there is. Al Franken is the author of "Lies: A fair and balanced look at the right" I just got done reading it, and being a best seller right now, I would guess that if half of america would read this book, there is no way bush will be re elected. This book shows you so many things that you just wont see on tv, or in newspaper ads, and it has the credentials to back it up.

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Hairetsu Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: South Florida Posts: 541	near me I dont know one dumb motherfucker that would vote for bush.

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HomeO So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 213	why are we waisting all these tax dollars on iraq .. we could be bombing the french instead ^^ well .. we all have our dreams

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Nosnam Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 75	America hates the french, because the french hates america. It truely is childhood mentality. France is mad at america for getting all the recognition as a world superpower, and for being the leader of democrac, so america hates france.

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har har So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 409	bush will just get americans armed forces and make anothr government sponsored september 11th. why isnt anyone standing up to this fucker? hes got lier all over his face, colin powell and faggot rumsfeild too, they are the strings behind puppet bush

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Nosnam Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 75	Here's a good article about why the french hate america http://slate.msn.com/id/2077874

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HomeO So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 213	LOL there is way to many crack heads in this industry ... get some sleep ... "PRESIDENT BUSH PLANNEd THe 9/11 attacks" THAT's fucking stupid .. I mean i'll agree ... bush is a power tripping poS .. Who I do not like at all.. but get real ^^ he didn't attack our own country ... your a bunch of tweaks .. who need to stop looking out the blinds and get some sleep ^^

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The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,305	Al Franken is a bland comic looking to sell a book, nothing more nothing less, if there weren't the lame controversy over the title involved (he knew exactly what he was doing), it'd be just another lackluster book by a comic. Ann Coulter does the same thing. Michael Moore does the same with his movies. and so on.. PS, If you're seriously taking your political cues from a comedian, why not just go ahead and flush your head in the toilet.

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The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,305	No need to read the book. I'm capapable of making judgements of my own without the assistance of a half assed comedian.

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The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,305	I've never read the bible either.. that doesn't mean I haven't seen bits and pieces of it, or gotten the general idea what it's about. Books, are a waste of trees.

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Nosnam Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 75	Tell me, in your own words, 1) What you believe this book is about 2) What sort of research was done for this book, by who 3) How many of the things said in this book have cited refrences 4) What message you believe Al Franken is trying to give his readers I want to know what your "Bits and pieces" are telling you.

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The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,305	I take that "waste" comment back, as it turns out I actually own 15 books. 7 Steven King 4 Dave Berry 1 Dennis Rodman 1 Mick Foley 1 Jerry Seinfeld 1 Bill O'Reilly