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This is very sad
My wife of 3 years and I have been trying to start a family with no luck.
I finally suggested to my beautiful wife that we should get tested to see where the problem is. well today she informed me that she had been born a male and had undergone a sucessful sex change operation. I am devastated and completely confused. Should I stay with her and adopt a child or should I find someone else? After she confessed this to me she also confessed her parents did not die in an accident....which she had told me when we met. BTW her parents are beautiful religious people...but it felt strange when they showed me her highschool photos of her on the football team. In closing I always thought her pussy looked a little strange...but I never envisioned this. Thanks for any advice anyone is willing to give...this is a very serious problem for me. |
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kill yourself
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#3 |
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*cough* BULLSHIT *cough*
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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drama day..yay!
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this thread is about as fake as his wifes orgasms.
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who is unsuccessfully creating all these bullshit Springer characters?
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sad how desperate for attention some of them must be. |
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I'm here for SPORT
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afganistan was TOTALLY JUSTIFIED.
Iraq - well................ they should have finished the job the FIRST FUCKING TIME.
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GO Jerry!!...GO Jerry!!...GO Jerry!!...
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definatly sounds like BS
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I don't know if you're for real or not (but even if you're not, I want to help get to the 2 millionth post faster anyway), but if you are for real, it all comes down to how much you love her. If you love her, it'll work out. Adoption is always an option, and remember, there are thousands of orphans in other countries that desperately need parents who will otherwise grow up without families.
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Wow, you people are harsh.
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ha, the content wife guy i can believe but this? all i know is i'd probably hang myself if that happened. not that you should do that if its true but god, talk about waking up next to a stranger.
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oh shit, not another bullshit thread!! you kill your self and Jimmy De needs to killhimself...
jDoG
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wow, is this a true story? Where was the "Adams Apple"???
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I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls... |
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didnt daddy ever teach you that if it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
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I think the "content wife guy" may have been so upset because the two sets he found were when his wife was still a guy.
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I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls... |
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#26 |
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I regret posting here...I just was overwhelmed and confused.
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After thinking this over...I decided to file for a divorce...thank God there are no children.
For anyone who posted in a positive way thank you...and God Bless |
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Wow, fake or not, I really hope I'll never have any real problems where GFY would be my last hope for help...
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Whitehat is for chumps If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!
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My hips don't lie
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Spread The Pink!
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The least believable part of any of these posts is that ANYONE would have a sensitive emotional issue in their personal life and think,
"Hey, that message board that I've been hanging out at for 24 hours seems like a solid group of people. Really supportive and nurturing to a newbie like myself who is at a confusing crossroads. I think I'll ask advice of all my new friends..." "I guess I'll just start a thread right after this 'menstruation gangbang' thread and wait for the supportive messages to pour in." |
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even though u had a gay marriage
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could be worse
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No wonder she gave the best head huh?
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I know papa56 personally. What he says is true. I am sorry I never let him know about this situation as I was in the same High School as his wife. I am truly sorry papa I hope we can still be friends.
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Even funnier! Some friend you are, LMAO. Same school as his man-wife and in never entered your head to tell your buddy who didn't know this? LOL. I can picture the wedding.... the man-bride turning up in white and you congratulating the happy couple and just forgetting to mention that his new wife was really called Frank, has mean right foot and had a 9 inch todger.... |
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bobby after that revealation there is no way we can continue our friendship. You should have told me man. |
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We need more free porn
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#41 |
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OK...I have decided not to divorce my wife.
I will also have a sex change operation so I can have wild lesbian sex with my gorgeous wife. |
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papa56 please listen to me.
Do not Do not cut off your schlonge |
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YOUR WIFE IS A LIAR!!!
She didn't want to tell you that you were shooting blanks. Don't worry, she is pregnant now though. ![]() I just left her a few hours ago. ![]()
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Get Amp to verify it!
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format c: ?
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#46 |
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Thanks Voodoo for doing my wife...I thought she looked a little chubby
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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Tell all your friends and let your family know. Im sure they will be more then understanding and sympathise with you
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