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adamneve · 08-15-2003, 05:15 AM

My friend told me you have to go to Paris you have to go to Paris!

I asked him why, so he told me:
Cause in the Airport you have sex, on the plane you have sex, in the taxi on
The way to the Hotel you have sex; in the Hotel you have sex,
In the club you have sex; in the restaurant you have sex
Where ever you go you have sex!

So I asked him how do you know all that?

so he said my Sister just came back from paris........

Kapitan Ivanov · 08-15-2003, 05:24 AM

*cough cough*

IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-15-2003, 05:48 AM

sex is for girls

SkyWalker · 08-15-2003, 06:39 AM

my ex!

HAHAHAH

sorry inside joke

DarkJedi · 08-15-2003, 06:46 AM

it should be: my wife (girlfriend) just came back from Paris

Porn Mickey · 08-15-2003, 08:26 AM

Corleone · 08-15-2003, 08:56 AM

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the woman a bitch and the woman called the man a bastard.
Their son walked in and said "whats that mean?".

The parents told him it meant ladies and gentlemen.

The next day the parents decided to have sex, the woman said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick".

Their son walked in and asked "whats that mean?" and the parents said it meant hats and coats.

On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "shit" he said, the kid came in, "whats that mean?" and the man said that it was the brand shaving cream he was using.

Downstairs the mom was preparing the turkey and she cut herself with the knife, "fuck" she said, once again ther kid came in and said "whats that mean?"

The mom said thats was what she was doing to the turkey, then the door bell rang and the kid answered the door to see his relatives for thanksgiving, the kid said, "alright you bastards and bitches, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is down here fucking the turkey!

Tofu · 08-15-2003, 09:42 AM

eQuate · 09-12-2003, 11:39 AM

Ice · 09-12-2003, 11:52 AM

natas · 09-12-2003, 11:53 AM

woman standing naked in front of the mirror.

husband is in the room.

woman says "god look at me, I'm old, fat, hairy and ugly. Pay me a compliment for fucks sake! I need a compliment quick to make myself feel better."

husband says "Your eyesight's fucking spot on love"

08-15-2003, 05:15 AM	#1
adamneve LIVING LA VITA LOCA Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Internet Posts: 13,324	the best Sex joke, let's here them! My friend told me you have to go to Paris you have to go to Paris! I asked him why, so he told me: Cause in the Airport you have sex, on the plane you have sex, in the taxi on The way to the Hotel you have sex; in the Hotel you have sex, In the club you have sex; in the restaurant you have sex Where ever you go you have sex! So I asked him how do you know all that? so he said my Sister just came back from paris........ __________________ MetArtMoney.com - #1 Nude Affiliate Program MetArt CCbill Affiliate Tools 4K, HD, UP TO 50 MEGAPIXEL Mobile & Tablet Support Daily Updates HTML5 Tools skype: adamneve8 ICQ# 174167541 AIM: adineve YahooM: adineve Last edited by adamneve; 08-15-2003 at 05:28 AM..

08-15-2003, 05:24 AM	#2
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08-15-2003, 08:56 AM	#7
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the woman a bitch and the woman called the man a bastard. Their son walked in and said "whats that mean?". The parents told him it meant ladies and gentlemen. The next day the parents decided to have sex, the woman said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick". Their son walked in and asked "whats that mean?" and the parents said it meant hats and coats. On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "shit" he said, the kid came in, "whats that mean?" and the man said that it was the brand shaving cream he was using. Downstairs the mom was preparing the turkey and she cut herself with the knife, "fuck" she said, once again ther kid came in and said "whats that mean?" The mom said thats was what she was doing to the turkey, then the door bell rang and the kid answered the door to see his relatives for thanksgiving, the kid said, "alright you bastards and bitches, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is down here fucking the turkey!

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natas Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: : unknown Posts: 3,377	woman standing naked in front of the mirror. husband is in the room. woman says "god look at me, I'm old, fat, hairy and ugly. Pay me a compliment for fucks sake! I need a compliment quick to make myself feel better." husband says "Your eyesight's fucking spot on love"