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atasy · 09-10-2003, 11:28 PM

My girlfriend lives in condos that a lot of NFL players live in. Well, the other day some 6'4" 295lb fuckbag sees her out by her condo. He grabs her cellphone and calls his phone so he'll have her number and programs his number into her phone with his name "Kenny".

During the course of "uhh..give me my phone back big black man" it becomes known that he plays for an NFL team (starter but not star).

So, being the rather undersized white guy that I am I hold back my feelings of rage in the hopes that it will all blow over. THE FUCKNUT CALLS AND LEAVES A MESSAGE WITH HER TONIGHT telling her to call him back.

She plays me the message over the phone ... that was about five minutes ago. What's the value of getting on ESPN b/c I killed an NFL player? Should I plug my sites when I'm on?

brand0n · 09-10-2003, 11:30 PM

that sounds like he spent alot of time with her phone man.. eather way, dont kill the guy, you got his number, call him, tell him to back off your girl

KMR Stitch · 09-10-2003, 11:30 PM

Post the #

wdsguy · 09-10-2003, 11:33 PM

Post his number on some gay sites

irishfury · 09-10-2003, 11:35 PM

Sell it to ESPN

or have your girl play along and have her make him her bitch and sell that shit on a pay site

sexyavs · 09-10-2003, 11:55 PM

Shes probably already sucking his dick..just accept it..

If this guy is a starter, he is probably making at least 1 mil a year..

You should take that phone and throw it in the river and get her a new number... cause she will dump you in a second for that bling bling..

Id start planting video cameras and hope the guy gets famous..

Chris

Bigdaddyhgh · 09-10-2003, 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by irishfury
Sell it to ESPN

or have your girl play along and have her make him her bitch and sell that shit on a pay site

hey pushy practice squad guy

GTS Mark · 09-10-2003, 11:55 PM

Post his number up here, I am sure Lil2rich will call him and sort things out.

DH

irishfury · 09-10-2003, 11:59 PM

maybe a new niche football players hunting milf

SleazyDream · 09-10-2003, 11:59 PM

big guys arn't afraid of physical beating threats from smaller people. I know, I'm a big guy.

tell him you have a gun and he'll go away

com · 09-11-2003, 12:05 AM

post his number on a couple dalnet chat rooms

goBigtime · 09-11-2003, 12:06 AM

Man...this sounds really fishy.

You would think it's not the time for a professional sports star to be harrassing women like this....

I would set the odds pretty high your girl is involved with the guy.....or, about to be.

She's might just fucking with you / testing you to see how you'll react and see where her limits with you are (before hooking up with him).

Maybe hoping she can keep you strung along on the side when the inenvitable breakup with her new NFL superstar happens.

Remember, women are sneaky.
Waaaaay more so than we could ever hope to be.

atasy · 09-11-2003, 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
big guys arn't afraid of physical beating threats from smaller people. I know, I'm a big guy.

tell him you have a gun and he'll go away

When I said undersized, I meant compared to him..I'm not small -- 6'1" 250 but he could probably squash me. The funny thing is, I hate guns but my girlfriend has one locked and loaded so that fact will be well known should she ever talk to him again.

atasy · 09-11-2003, 12:10 AM

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Originally posted by goBigtime
Man...this sounds really fishy.

You would think it's not the time for a professional sports star to be harrassing women like this....

I would set the odds pretty high your girl is involved with the guy.....or, about to be.

She's might just fucking with you / testing you to see how you'll react and see where her limits with you are (before hooking up with him).

Maybe hoping she can keep you strung along on the side when the inenvitable breakup with her new NFL superstar happens.

Remember, women are sneaky.
Waaaaay more so than we could ever hope to be.

Her getting with the guy isn't a worry..honestly, if she wants to be with him she's always known that I'll just go find someone else.. That isn't likely to happen..she's a self-made woman..very successful so she doesn't need validation from some two-bit athlete who is bling blingin'. And if she wanted to fuck him, she would've done it already and told me about it..right before I hit the pavement on the way out of her life.

It's just the fact that he scared her with his forcefulness of grabbing her phone and getting her number..that's what pisses me off.

goBigtime · 09-11-2003, 12:10 AM

It's funny... but the FIRST result I got doing a google search for "NFL Kenny" was 6' 4", 295lb Kenny Smith from the Saints.

atasy · 09-11-2003, 12:12 AM

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Originally posted by goBigtime
It's funny... but the FIRST result I got doing a google search for "NFL Kenny" was 6' 4", 295lb Kenny Smith from the Saints.

bling bling

Dildozer · 09-11-2003, 12:12 AM

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Originally posted by goBigtime
It's funny... but the FIRST result I got doing a google search for "NFL Kenny" was 6' 4", 295lb Kenny Smith from the Saints.

That's an ugly mofo

goBigtime · 09-11-2003, 12:13 AM

I don't suppose you asked her why she didn't delete the number?

atasy · 09-11-2003, 12:15 AM

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Originally posted by goBigtime
I don't suppose you asked her why she didn't delete the number?

First question out of my mouth was "did you delete it?". She said no because if it's programmed into the phone it will show up on Caller ID when he calls so she can avoid the call..otherwise she wouldn't know it was him to screen. Sounds shady but given our history, I have no reason to believe otherwise.

GTS Mark · 09-11-2003, 12:16 AM

Hey just be glad the guy ain't OJ!

DH

Babaganoosh · 09-11-2003, 12:16 AM

Fucking rich bastards. I have never lost a girl to a sports star but I did lose a girl to one of the guys from Puddle of Mudd and lost another girl to a guy from Fastball. Back in highschool I had a 19 year old girlfriend that told Pat Badger (from Extreme) to go fuck himself. If I had even half a brain I would have married that girl.

inthestars · 09-11-2003, 12:18 AM

Which football player is this and what team? I have tabloid sources who'd love this story.

eroswebmaster · 09-11-2003, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by goBigtime
It's funny... but the FIRST result I got doing a google search for "NFL Kenny" was 6' 4", 295lb Kenny Smith from the Saints.

Don't you find it kinda funny that our thread starter knew the EXACT weight and height of this guy?

atasy · 09-11-2003, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by inthestars
Which football player is this and what team? I have tabloid sources who'd love this story.

My girlfriend would roast my nuts..so, no.

Babaganoosh · 09-11-2003, 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

Don't you find it kinda funny that our thread starter knew the EXACT weight and height of this guy?

You wouldn't research who the dickhead is?

atasy · 09-11-2003, 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

Don't you find it kinda funny that our thread starter knew the EXACT weight and height of this guy?

I looked it up to find out exactly who it was..I just knew the first name and team, not the last name. I got the info there..when you're sizing someone up it's good to know their height and weight.

eroswebmaster · 09-11-2003, 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by atasy
My girlfriend lives in condos that a lot of NFL players live in. Well, the other day some 6'4" 295lb fuckbag sees her out by her condo. He grabs her cellphone and calls his phone so he'll have her number and programs his number into her phone with his name "Kenny".

So how did you know this guy's exact height and weight?

eroswebmaster · 09-11-2003, 12:21 AM

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Originally posted by atasy

I looked it up to find out exactly who it was..I just knew the first name and team, not the last name. I got the info there..when you're sizing someone up it's good to know their height and weight.

I call shennanigans.

Dude come on...if you had "looked it up," you would have posted a link like the very first one that comes up when you do a google search for NFL Kenny

http://cbs.sportsline.com/nfl/player...ts/2002/235158
Which would have told you his exact name, what team he plays on etc....and instead you just post ...."Kenny."
I smell bullshit.

I think you had looked it up, and just used the info for your story to make it seem real.

goBigtime · 09-11-2003, 12:22 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

Don't you find it kinda funny that our thread starter knew the EXACT weight and height of this guy?

Nah, I think he's just been obsessing over it.... long enough to research the guy and have his intimidating height/weight/status burned into his brain

eroswebmaster · 09-11-2003, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by goBigtime

Nah, I think he's just been obsessing over it.... long enough to research the guy and have his intimidating height/weight/status burned into his brain

Sorry, I don't buy it.

If he had researched it, he would have posted a link to his stats, given his full name and the team he played on.

It's not every day a NFL Starter pretty much harasses your girlfriend.

Babaganoosh · 09-11-2003, 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by goBigtime

Nah, I think he's just been obsessing over it.... long enough to research the guy and have his intimidating height/weight/status burned into his brain

Exactly, right after I lost each girl I could have told you everything about those nippleheads that I got kicked to the curb for.

irishfury · 09-11-2003, 12:25 AM

nflmilfhunters.com

footsex · 09-11-2003, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by atasy

My girlfriend would roast my nuts..so, no.

Your girl is definitely going to bang him

Babaganoosh · 09-11-2003, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster

Sorry, I don't buy it.

If he had researched it, he would have posted a link to his stats, given his full name and the team he played on.

It's not every day a NFL Starter pretty much harasses your girlfriend.

I don't think who it is is at all relevant. I'm sure he had no intention of posting his name but the Google whores of GFY will find out everything if given even the slightest shred of personal information (like height and weight).

goBigtime · 09-11-2003, 12:32 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

Exactly, right after I lost each girl I could have told you everything about those nippleheads that I got kicked to the curb for.

I hear that.

hehe

atasy · 09-11-2003, 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

I don't think who it is is at all relevant. I'm sure he had no intention of posting his name but the Google whores of GFY will find out everything if given even the slightest shred of personal information (like height and weight).

Exactly. I had no intention of posting who it was..I guess I should've averaged his stats out and used a pseudonym for his first name.

Anthony_A · 09-11-2003, 12:53 AM

First you are a small white guy, now you are 250llbs and 6 foot 1.

You are not a small guy, you just have small balls.

Why you haven't stepped up to another man trying to fuck your girl is beyond me.

El Guapo sez... "You can buy muscles, but you can't buy cojones."

Doctor Dre · 09-11-2003, 12:53 AM

Post a pic of your GF

atasy · 09-11-2003, 01:03 AM

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Originally posted by Anthony_A
First you are a small white guy, now you are 250llbs and 6 foot 1.

You are not a small guy, you just have small balls.

Why you haven't stepped up to another man trying to fuck your girl is beyond me.

El Guapo sez... "You can buy muscles, but you can't buy cojones."

Leave my balls out of this.

sexyavs · 09-11-2003, 01:16 AM

You are just now smelling the bullshit?

It looks more like to me, that homey is wanting to suck kenny's dick but kenny's gf is in the way..

AND.....

There is no tabloid in the world that would want this story.. What is the story? Nfl player hits on chick..woohoo front page stuff!

I would be more concerned about your gf hitting on some 6'4 295lb brotha that probably has a dong the size of king kong..

AmeliaG · 09-11-2003, 01:18 AM

If all the guy did was put his number in her phone and ask her out, it might be overreacting just a tad to shoot him. If your girl is getting asked out by guys like that, you must be doing a-ok. Just treat her right.

Makingcoin · 09-11-2003, 07:50 AM

Fuck him up

rooster · 09-11-2003, 07:54 AM

i hate when black guys do that aggressive shit with white women. I see that alot lately. They need to learn to realize that 80% of white women would never date a black dude, so they shouldnt be all aggressive assuming they would

If it was me, Id go over to him and say if he ever says
another word to her, ill fuck his shit up. Bring some pepper spray just incase. then if he tries anything, spray the fucker in the eyes and kick the shit out of him.

KMR Stitch · 09-11-2003, 07:55 AM

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KMR Stitch · 09-11-2003, 07:55 AM

Seriously,

Their is no such thing as a fair fight.

ytcracker · 09-11-2003, 08:02 AM

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Originally posted by Anthony_A
El Guapo sez... "You can buy muscles, but you can't buy cojones."

tru dat
im 5'10" 145 lbs of pure cojones

people twice my size love to stomp me in the ground
as long as they dont kill me im coo wit it

sherie · 09-11-2003, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
big guys arn't afraid of physical beating threats from smaller people. I know, I'm a big guy.

tell him you have a gun and he'll go away

Betcha his is bigger.

I say post the #

12clicks · 09-11-2003, 08:15 AM

ahahahahah, so your girl likes black cock, big deal.
"oh, he grabbed my phone and programmed his name and number into it"

right, and he didn't cum in her mouth either.
are you stupid or just young?

Phoenix · 09-11-2003, 08:17 AM

shes only fucking with him if she is not worth keeping

the average girl would not want anything to do with a roided up testosterone case....have you ever really known a true dumbass jock? i have known many over the years...mostly hockey players..but the attitude is still the same

only dumb tramps just hook up with sports stars..not saying there is no true love for people..but for the most part they treat women like scum..no respect at all for girls

if you have his number get your girl to call him up and tell him to leave her alone..or she will be pressing harrassment charges..and that she is calling his coach,.team and the law.

i wouldn't be suprised if he moved buildings..if he laughs at that..then you get on the phone..and just tell him...you are too big for me to come at you directly...then ask him if his contract is still valid if he has both knees busted by a baseball bat..and hang up

BradShaw · 09-11-2003, 08:18 AM

I am sure he is already banging your ho. Look for vaginal tearing!

09-10-2003, 11:28 PM	#1
atasy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 112	My girlfriend is being stalked by an NFL player My girlfriend lives in condos that a lot of NFL players live in. Well, the other day some 6'4" 295lb fuckbag sees her out by her condo. He grabs her cellphone and calls his phone so he'll have her number and programs his number into her phone with his name "Kenny". During the course of "uhh..give me my phone back big black man" it becomes known that he plays for an NFL team (starter but not star). So, being the rather undersized white guy that I am I hold back my feelings of rage in the hopes that it will all blow over. THE FUCKNUT CALLS AND LEAVES A MESSAGE WITH HER TONIGHT telling her to call him back. She plays me the message over the phone ... that was about five minutes ago. What's the value of getting on ESPN b/c I killed an NFL player? Should I plug my sites when I'm on?

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sexyavs Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 615	Shes probably already sucking his dick..just accept it.. If this guy is a starter, he is probably making at least 1 mil a year.. You should take that phone and throw it in the river and get her a new number... cause she will dump you in a second for that bling bling.. Id start planting video cameras and hope the guy gets famous.. Chris __________________ <br> <a href="http://www.sexypassport.com/webmaster/webmaster.php?siteid=752359">Join the Highest Paying FREE AVS. </a><br> <a href="http://nakedpass.com/webmaster/webmaster.php">Naked Pass New FREE Avs Also Pays $20.00 Per FREE Signup!! </a><br> Have you checked out <a href="http://makefuckingmoney.com">Make Fucking Money!</a> Get Paid on FREE Memberships!

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goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	Man...this sounds really fishy. You would think it's not the time for a professional sports star to be harrassing women like this.... I would set the odds pretty high your girl is involved with the guy.....or, about to be. She's might just fucking with you / testing you to see how you'll react and see where her limits with you are (before hooking up with him). Maybe hoping she can keep you strung along on the side when the inenvitable breakup with her new NFL superstar happens. Remember, women are sneaky. Waaaaay more so than we could ever hope to be.

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goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	It's funny... but the FIRST result I got doing a google search for "NFL Kenny" was 6' 4", 295lb Kenny Smith from the Saints.

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