SexSwap Andy - GoFuckYourself.com

goBigtime · 09-09-2003, 11:06 PM

Founder of Sexswap (before Gamma bought it), author of over 300 SexSwap weekly newsletters...

I remember the first time I found the newsletter archive... it was like hitting the motherload of ideas. I think I stayed up for like 30 straight hours reading that stuff.

(For those who don't know wtf I'm talking about http://trix.sexswap.com/ )

Man, I miss that guy.

I wonder what the odds are of getting him to become a member of the GFY community

-- now THAT would be a sig I'd be interested in buying.

Chow mein wayne

dougeetx · 09-09-2003, 11:08 PM

Andy was cool as schiznick! I wish he'd bring back the newsletter.

Vox · 09-09-2003, 11:13 PM

Andy is registered here, just doesn't post very often.
I sure do miss those newsletters, nothing like it out there.

Dax · 09-09-2003, 11:19 PM

You can email him.. andy @ lips .com

On-top · 09-09-2003, 11:21 PM

This thread takes me back to the old days...LoL

titmowse · 09-09-2003, 11:23 PM

i really dug those newsletters

jact · 09-09-2003, 11:42 PM

Andy helped me make so much money and he was hella cool to talk to.

darnit · 09-09-2003, 11:44 PM

is he still in the biz? if so what is he doing? still with gamma?.....that guy was a smart mofo.....used to be the only emails from a banner xchange i would actually look forward to

Greg B · 09-09-2003, 11:47 PM

ANDY'S SEX SWAP NEWSLETTER WAS THE HIGH POINT OF MY WEEK!!!

That newsletter had EVERYTHING from inside tips not only about this industry but just about EVERY industry.

You could get tips and tricks from webmastering to fishing to how to raise pit bulls.

It had breaking news, discounts, tutorials, etc.

You could ALWAYS count on Andy getting that inside information that no one else had on a variety of topics and was a well rounded news source and FUNNY as heck!

Remember how you KNEW if Andy wrote the newsletter because he'd never use a spell checker?

He'd even share his illnesses with us.

Remember how he described the time he was getting his T1 line in? That shit was funnier than any tv sitcom.

And them danged 'Flaming Hot Cheetos'...

Bring Andy back!!!

drunkdollars · 09-09-2003, 11:55 PM

I love Andy. I never knew Gamma bought it

mryellow · 09-10-2003, 12:04 AM

Actually emailed him the other day and got no reply...

Hope he's just taking a vacation and nothing bad has happened!

-Ben

SleazyDream · 09-10-2003, 12:40 AM

i miss andy and the newsletter

VirtuMike · 09-10-2003, 04:56 AM

I miss him also. His newsletter was the only spam I would read. Top notch.

But that newsletter must have taken DAYS of work to write. There was so much writing in there it was like weekly War and Peace, but about porn.

JamesK · 09-10-2003, 04:59 AM

he died

RIP bro.

hjnet · 09-10-2003, 05:27 AM

Is that the same Andy that "invented" TGP2 in this threat ???

JamesK · 09-10-2003, 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hjnet
Is that the same Andy that "invented" TGP2 in this threat ???

yep

Mutt · 09-10-2003, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wildcard
he died

RIP bro.

i really hope you're making that up.

Trix was the best resource bar none, newsletter blew away all the resource sites combined.

12clicks · 09-10-2003, 06:19 AM

I remember being *in* the newsletter several times and having him kick my ass in vegas playing foosball.

Mr.Fiction · 09-10-2003, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hjnet
Is that the same Andy that "invented" TGP2 in this threat ???

No.

Jer · 09-10-2003, 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hjnet
Is that the same Andy that "invented" TGP2 in this threat ???

Nope. The TGP2 Andy is from Slovakia, Sexswap Andy is from USA

JamesK · 09-10-2003, 06:40 AM

he's dead ok, do you want me to post a picture of his dead body? geez

Bishop · 09-10-2003, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wildcard
he died

RIP bro.

God I hope not... Andy was always cool.. if you had a project going on you could always depend on him to give it a plug in the newsletter. So many people read and respected him that if it was in the newsletter it had to be worth checking out.

For those that are newer and don't remember the newsletter you should look it up.. lots of good information to be found..

http://trix.sexswap.com

Peaches · 09-10-2003, 07:27 AM

Andy's one of the funniest people in this biz. I loved reading his newsletters - he had that dry wit that always cracked me up

We corresponded off the boards regarding our migraines, but it's been a while since I've heard from him.

SixNine · 09-10-2003, 07:33 AM

Trix was the ultimate hot shit!

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkdollars
I love Andy. I never knew Gamma bought it

They bought it about 2 years ago cousin.

Morgan · 09-10-2003, 08:05 AM

He's not dead. Unless he left ICQ on before he died.... it has been about 30 seconds and he hasnt icq'd me back.

Twiddler is the shizzit!

Greg B · 09-10-2003, 08:32 AM

We'll see. I'll give him a call at home.

JamesK · 09-10-2003, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
He's not dead. Unless he left ICQ on before he died.... it has been about 30 seconds and he hasnt icq'd me back.

Twiddler is the shizzit!

he's dead, they forgot to remove ICQ

Fabien · 09-10-2003, 08:40 AM

No newsletter came close to this one.

Yep i mIss those A LOT

Lensman · 09-10-2003, 08:47 AM

I used to print them out, they were HUGE.

Anyone know how to contact him?

JamesK · 09-10-2003, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
I used to print them out, they were HUGE.

Anyone know how to contact him?

I don't think it's possible to talk with the death

well, you could try a medium

Morgan · 09-10-2003, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lensman
I used to print them out, they were HUGE.

Anyone know how to contact him?

andy @ lips .com

maxjohan · 09-10-2003, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
Founder of Sexswap (before Gamma bought it), author of over 300 SexSwap weekly newsletters...

I remember the first time I found the newsletter archive... it was like hitting the motherload of ideas. I think I stayed up for like 30 straight hours reading that stuff.

(For those who don't know wtf I'm talking about http://trix.sexswap.com/ )

Man, I miss that guy.

I wonder what the odds are of getting him to become a member of the GFY community

-- now THAT would be a sig I'd be interested in buying.

Chow mein wayne

Yeah I read his newsletter. It was good info all the time...just look at his testamonials

Greg B · 09-10-2003, 09:05 AM

I shall use my COSMIC powers to bring Andy back from the dead!

BEHOLD!

I sense a post coming from good ol' Andy himself....

austinth · 09-10-2003, 09:54 AM

I miss those weekly newsletters too. They were the best I had ever read and extremely helpful.

guru-o-gif · 09-10-2003, 09:55 AM

I'm Here! I'm Here! Let the banners fly and the trumpets play. Feast your eyes on me. Its too good to be true but I'm here! (Does anyone remember that classic?)

Regarding My Untimely Death
It was staged so I could return to my dark hermit cave and geek out 24/7. I have been sitting on the same chair so long that my ass hurts and I had to install a layer of acoustic foam I just woke up and need the starbucks, but I am gellin like a felon and generally frisky.

Regarding Emails
Email me anytime

Mr Yellow...please shoot that over again since I usually reply right away. I'm using that spamarrest and have to say I like it. If you get 200-2000 spams a day...its a nice solution but now there servers are overloaded. There are like 4 companies offering client challenge filters now. Harsh filtering but you gotta do what you gotta do.

Regardning Migraines
Peaches! I'll email you today. I'm sucking back my maxalt and dayquil elixirs. I buy so much dayquil that the feds think I'm running a meth lab.

Regarding Porn
I dabble in url poppers and blogging. Url Poppers are dying out fast but I am a blogging fiend. Its just a fast and fun way to udpate any porn or mainstream website. Do it once a day with weekly archives and you hand google 400 subtle door page.

Regarding Free Time
My ass is sore because I waste entirely too much time gaming.

Right now I hammer out 6 hours a night of There.com Its an addiction.

Regarding The Cobra
I took the engine to the engine dyno. For the gearheads, its a 383 stroked 351w ford. 569HP@6800 saweeet! dyno1 dyno2

Regarding Stocks
You might remember that I suggested buying Amazon at $12 and as Ralph Malph said "I still got it"

Three other stocks I dig and am holding are APOL (phoenix university) CHS (women's clothes) MBT (cellular).

I think those are all my stories for today. Thank you all for the very kind words and comedy

Ack! It says I can't post....too many smiles and pictures. Hmmmm

Andy

guru-o-gif · 09-10-2003, 09:58 AM

My post count...3!!! that is pro-master level ;) ROFL

goBigtime · 09-10-2003, 10:09 AM

Nice to see you here man

You should stop by often....

GFY can be addicting too dontcha know

Fabien · 09-10-2003, 10:11 AM

HOLLY SHIT !!!!!!

Is it you huh ?

God bless ya muahh muahhh

Did you go back to ONT this summer ??

Greg B · 09-10-2003, 10:12 AM

I TOLD you that my COSMIC powers would bring Andy back from the beyond!!!

Harken all ye my COSMIC powers!!!!

Good to hear from ya Andy! Post more!

Mutt · 09-10-2003, 10:21 AM

good to see you're alive Andy, i remember u had a cancer scare a long time ago so when wilddouchebag said you'd died i thought it was possible.

URL Poppers? what's that? anybody know?

Xenophage · 09-10-2003, 10:38 AM

Andy Gave me the name Legendary Lars

Guru you rock

Peaches · 09-10-2003, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LegendaryLars
Andy Gave me the name Legendary Lars

Guru you rock

Well now THERE'S a little internet porn trivia!

Vox · 09-10-2003, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
good to see you're alive Andy, i remember u had a cancer scare a long time ago so when wilddouchebag said you'd died i thought it was possible.

URL Poppers? what's that? anybody know?

Here's a url popper video Tyson fight
It's my first test I did, and never realesed anywhere, so no complaining that it pops to a porn page.

SleazyDream · 09-10-2003, 05:33 PM

andy needs to spend more time on GFY..........

mryellow · 09-10-2003, 05:42 PM

Good to see :-)

You've got mail!

-Ben

Mr.Fiction · 09-10-2003, 06:08 PM

Andy is a write in candidate for California governor.

Fabien · 09-10-2003, 06:46 PM

We should all s*ck him once in a while, maybe he would post more often

I was there when he posted #1
NO SHIT !!!
It was like, 10 sentences long hehehehehehehe

09-09-2003, 11:08 PM	#2
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09-09-2003, 11:13 PM	#3
Vox Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 2,710	Andy is registered here, just doesn't post very often. I sure do miss those newsletters, nothing like it out there. __________________ Social profile assassination for hire

09-09-2003, 11:21 PM	#5
On-top Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: IN Posts: 2,283	This thread takes me back to the old days...LoL __________________ Dynamic Hosting

09-09-2003, 11:23 PM	#6
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	i really dug those newsletters __________________ I still love everybody

09-09-2003, 11:42 PM	#7
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09-09-2003, 11:06 PM	#1
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	SexSwap Andy Founder of Sexswap (before Gamma bought it), author of over 300 SexSwap weekly newsletters... I remember the first time I found the newsletter archive... it was like hitting the motherload of ideas. I think I stayed up for like 30 straight hours reading that stuff. (For those who don't know wtf I'm talking about http://trix.sexswap.com/ ) Man, I miss that guy. I wonder what the odds are of getting him to become a member of the GFY community -- now THAT would be a sig I'd be interested in buying. Chow mein wayne

09-09-2003, 11:19 PM	#4
Dax Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,161	You can email him.. andy @ lips .com

09-09-2003, 11:44 PM	#8
darnit Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teh Interweb Posts: 2,439	is he still in the biz? if so what is he doing? still with gamma?.....that guy was a smart mofo.....used to be the only emails from a banner xchange i would actually look forward to

09-09-2003, 11:47 PM	#9
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	ANDY'S SEX SWAP NEWSLETTER WAS THE HIGH POINT OF MY WEEK!!! That newsletter had EVERYTHING from inside tips not only about this industry but just about EVERY industry. You could get tips and tricks from webmastering to fishing to how to raise pit bulls. It had breaking news, discounts, tutorials, etc. You could ALWAYS count on Andy getting that inside information that no one else had on a variety of topics and was a well rounded news source and FUNNY as heck! Remember how you KNEW if Andy wrote the newsletter because he'd never use a spell checker? He'd even share his illnesses with us. Remember how he described the time he was getting his T1 line in? That shit was funnier than any tv sitcom. And them danged 'Flaming Hot Cheetos'... Bring Andy back!!!

09-09-2003, 11:55 PM	#10
drunkdollars Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Club Drunk Posts: 2,734	I love Andy. I never knew Gamma bought it __________________ SIGS ARE GAY 98055668 icq

09-10-2003, 12:04 AM	#11
mryellow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Australia Posts: 934	Actually emailed him the other day and got no reply... Hope he's just taking a vacation and nothing bad has happened! -Ben __________________ Cyberwurx Hosting After trying 5 different hosts, I found the best. Since 1997 I've had 2 hours of downtime. Fast support, great techs, no hype, no gimmicks. <- I in no way endorse whatever just got stuck on the left of my post.

09-10-2003, 12:40 AM	#12
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	i miss andy and the newsletter __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

09-10-2003, 04:56 AM	#13
VirtuMike Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seat 1A Posts: 2,483	I miss him also. His newsletter was the only spam I would read. Top notch. But that newsletter must have taken DAYS of work to write. There was so much writing in there it was like weekly War and Peace, but about porn. __________________ Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES! XYZZY4L

09-10-2003, 04:59 AM	#14
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	he died RIP bro. __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

09-10-2003, 05:27 AM	#15
hjnet Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: European Union Posts: 3,815	Is that the same Andy that "invented" TGP2 in this threat ???

09-10-2003, 06:19 AM	#18
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,810	I remember being in the newsletter several times and having him kick my ass in vegas playing foosball. __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

09-10-2003, 06:40 AM	#21
JamesK hi Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 16,731	he's dead ok, do you want me to post a picture of his dead body? geez __________________ M3Server - NATS Hosting

09-10-2003, 07:27 AM	#23
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	Andy's one of the funniest people in this biz. I loved reading his newsletters - he had that dry wit that always cracked me up We corresponded off the boards regarding our migraines, but it's been a while since I've heard from him.

09-10-2003, 08:05 AM	#25
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	He's not dead. Unless he left ICQ on before he died.... it has been about 30 seconds and he hasnt icq'd me back. Twiddler is the shizzit! __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

09-10-2003, 08:32 AM	#26
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	We'll see. I'll give him a call at home.

09-10-2003, 08:40 AM	#28
Fabien Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,789	No newsletter came close to this one. Yep i mIss those A LOT

09-10-2003, 08:47 AM	#29
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	I used to print them out, they were HUGE. Anyone know how to contact him?

09-10-2003, 09:05 AM	#33
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	I shall use my COSMIC powers to bring Andy back from the dead! BEHOLD! I sense a post coming from good ol' Andy himself....

09-10-2003, 09:54 AM	#34
austinth Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Fantasy Island Posts: 1,770	I miss those weekly newsletters too. They were the best I had ever read and extremely helpful. __________________ Get A $25 Circuit City GIFT Card - *FREE*!

09-10-2003, 09:55 AM	#35
guru-o-gif Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: parts unknown Posts: 7	I'm Here! I'm Here! Let the banners fly and the trumpets play. Feast your eyes on me. Its too good to be true but I'm here! (Does anyone remember that classic?) Regarding My Untimely Death It was staged so I could return to my dark hermit cave and geek out 24/7. I have been sitting on the same chair so long that my ass hurts and I had to install a layer of acoustic foam I just woke up and need the starbucks, but I am gellin like a felon and generally frisky. Regarding Emails Email me anytime Mr Yellow...please shoot that over again since I usually reply right away. I'm using that spamarrest and have to say I like it. If you get 200-2000 spams a day...its a nice solution but now there servers are overloaded. There are like 4 companies offering client challenge filters now. Harsh filtering but you gotta do what you gotta do. Regardning Migraines Peaches! I'll email you today. I'm sucking back my maxalt and dayquil elixirs. I buy so much dayquil that the feds think I'm running a meth lab. Regarding Porn I dabble in url poppers and blogging. Url Poppers are dying out fast but I am a blogging fiend. Its just a fast and fun way to udpate any porn or mainstream website. Do it once a day with weekly archives and you hand google 400 subtle door page. Regarding Free Time My ass is sore because I waste entirely too much time gaming. Right now I hammer out 6 hours a night of There.com Its an addiction. Regarding The Cobra I took the engine to the engine dyno. For the gearheads, its a 383 stroked 351w ford. 569HP@6800 saweeet! dyno1 dyno2 Regarding Stocks You might remember that I suggested buying Amazon at $12 and as Ralph Malph said "I still got it" Three other stocks I dig and am holding are APOL (phoenix university) CHS (women's clothes) MBT (cellular). I think those are all my stories for today. Thank you all for the very kind words and comedy Ack! It says I can't post....too many smiles and pictures. Hmmmm Andy

09-10-2003, 09:58 AM	#36
guru-o-gif Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: parts unknown Posts: 7	My post count...3!!! that is pro-master level ;) ROFL

09-10-2003, 10:09 AM	#37
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	Nice to see you here man You should stop by often.... GFY can be addicting too dontcha know

09-10-2003, 10:11 AM	#38
Fabien Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,789	HOLLY SHIT !!!!!! Is it you huh ? God bless ya muahh muahhh Did you go back to ONT this summer ??

09-10-2003, 10:12 AM	#39
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	I TOLD you that my COSMIC powers would bring Andy back from the beyond!!! Harken all ye my COSMIC powers!!!! Good to hear from ya Andy! Post more!

09-10-2003, 10:21 AM	#40
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	good to see you're alive Andy, i remember u had a cancer scare a long time ago so when wilddouchebag said you'd died i thought it was possible. URL Poppers? what's that? anybody know? __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

09-10-2003, 10:38 AM	#41
Xenophage Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 12,122	Andy Gave me the name Legendary Lars Guru you rock

09-10-2003, 05:33 PM	#44
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	andy needs to spend more time on GFY.......... __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

09-10-2003, 05:42 PM	#45
mryellow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Australia Posts: 934	Good to see :-) You've got mail! -Ben __________________ Cyberwurx Hosting After trying 5 different hosts, I found the best. Since 1997 I've had 2 hours of downtime. Fast support, great techs, no hype, no gimmicks. <- I in no way endorse whatever just got stuck on the left of my post.

09-10-2003, 06:08 PM	#46
Mr.Fiction Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Free Speech Land Posts: 9,484	Andy is a write in candidate for California governor.

09-10-2003, 06:46 PM	#47
Fabien Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,789	We should all s*ck him once in a while, maybe he would post more often I was there when he posted #1 NO SHIT !!! It was like, 10 sentences long hehehehehehehe