Holy shit, my 11 year old bro is running a criminal organization at his school. - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 09-10-2003, 12:27 PM

I just got called into school.

I guess he and his crew provide protection to other kids for money.

How can I punish him, when I'm kinda proud of him?

freeadultcontent · 09-10-2003, 12:30 PM

Dont punish him for what he did, punish him for getting caught. Thats what my dad used to do.

candyflip · 09-10-2003, 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
Dont punish him for what he did, punish him for getting caught. Thats what my dad used to do.

That's what I was about to say. What's he doing getting caught?

GrimShawn · 09-10-2003, 12:31 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
I just got called into school.

I guess he and his crew provide protection to other kids for money.

How can I punish him, when I'm kinda proud of him?

that's not something to punish for, he's looking out for people, give him shit for getting caught

ldinternet · 09-10-2003, 12:32 PM

We've gotta find out where you are copying and pasting these threads from...

DarkJedi · 09-10-2003, 12:32 PM

LOL, I don't want him to grow up as a gangster either.

High Quality · 09-10-2003, 12:32 PM

how much do you pay him for protection, dork jedi?

beemk · 09-10-2003, 12:34 PM

tell the school if they were doing their jobs kids wouldnt have to hire him

Triple 6 · 09-10-2003, 12:34 PM

freeadultcontent · 09-10-2003, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
LOL, I don't want him to grow up as a gangster either.

Then remove him from the racket, buy him a crap load of candy and beef jerky on 30 day net and show him the light. Then beat his ass for getting caught.

RAM · 09-10-2003, 12:42 PM

Just beat him....tell him that your protection has a few too. How could he be pulling this off and not cut you in. So just beat him good and then lay down the law and demand a 25% cut for Protection.

Seb From Holland · 09-10-2003, 12:52 PM

tell him it isn't a crime when he doesn't get caught

MattK · 09-10-2003, 12:57 PM

more proof that public schools in some areas are like low-security prisons...

WebTitan · 09-10-2003, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
tell the school if they were doing their jobs kids wouldnt have to hire him

EXACTLY!

freeadultcontent · 09-10-2003, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
tell the school if they were doing their jobs kids wouldnt have to hire him

That only works until you find out he is using 20% to hire kids to beat up kids who are not protected, then you open another can of worms.

SomeCreep · 09-10-2003, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi

I guess he and his crew provide protection to other kids for money.

Schools these days...

Kris · 09-10-2003, 01:01 PM

what grade and what were his rates?

09-10-2003, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by Triple 6

Why does he appear to have Down's Syndrome in that pic?

sperbonzo · 09-10-2003, 01:13 PM

If you mean "protection" the way it normally means on the streets, then what your kid is doing is just blackmail with the threat of violence if the other kids don't pay up. It's like "pay me, or something very BAD will happen to you....ya' know what I mean?" That kind of crap.

There isn't anything to be proud of here. If he grows up to be a thug, he will have the life of a thug......95% chance of death, drugs and jail....it's a total losers game.

slapass · 09-10-2003, 01:18 PM

good advice in this thread on how to raise a juvenile delinquent. Some guardians strive for more but maybe this is the best you figure this kid can do.

Bigdaddyhgh · 09-10-2003, 01:22 PM

Ask your self this- Who is he taking loot from? Then I would be really hopefull he wasn't working over my kid or some of the other people that post here. If he was taking money from my boy (not likely my kid has big balls already) there would be issues I would be forced to deal with.

What if the kid he is taking money from Boneprone Family I dont think they would be too happy with ya

Gunni · 09-10-2003, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by Bigdaddyhgh
What if the kid he is taking money from Boneprone Family I dont think they would be too happy with ya

I though DarkJedi was in the BP4L....

sexeducation · 09-10-2003, 02:06 PM

This is NOT an insult.
(We know few facts of the situation.)

Just asking why are you proud of that behaviour?

Donny · 09-10-2003, 02:20 PM

IF he's providing protection for kids that are really being beat up on a regular basis, good for him.

But IF he's been watching too much "God Father" and is providing "protection" meaning, "pay me or I'll beat you down" then there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to be proud of. Just another punk leaving his negative mark on the world.

sexeducation · 09-10-2003, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
IF he's providing protection for kids that are really being beat up on a regular basis, good for him.

But IF he's been watching too much "God Father" and is providing "protection" meaning, "pay me or I'll beat you down" then there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to be proud of. Just another punk leaving his negative mark on the world.

I agree ...
that is why I want to know specifically why "he is proud".

MetaMan · 09-10-2003, 02:23 PM

he is already much cooler than you ever were, so teach him things like:

how to box
how to hold a cigar properly
how to hold a gun
and tape him down and make him watch violent movies

get this kid going he could be paying you rent in no time if he is good at what he does.

Chris · 09-10-2003, 02:25 PM

LoL

tell him sence he is making some bank he needs to chip in on the bills

MetaMan · 09-10-2003, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
LoL

tell him sence he is making some bank he needs to chip in on the bills

i just said that you idiot, read above you.

GTS Mark · 09-10-2003, 02:26 PM

LOL! Your brother is a wise guy!!!

DH

Oracle Porn · 09-10-2003, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
IF he's providing protection for kids that are really being beat up on a regular basis, good for him

The Click · 09-10-2003, 02:28 PM

Ross · 09-10-2003, 02:30 PM

You say you are proud of him? Will you be proud of him in 10 years when he is running your neighbourhood and involved in big time shit with guns and whatever else?

Stop this shit now. Don't let it get outta control!

brand0n · 09-10-2003, 02:32 PM

give him a slap for not kicking up, then tell him to get his act together, dont get cought, and make sure the payments come on time

DarkJedi · 09-10-2003, 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by Ross
You say you are proud of him? Will you be proud of him in 10 years when he is running your neighbourhood and involved in big time shit with guns and whatever else?

yes

Naughty · 09-10-2003, 03:04 PM

Boneprone family material, you should be proud.

steffie · 09-10-2003, 03:09 PM

There was an article in our Newspaper and TV a while ago. One 11 and one 12 year old asked for protection money from a 10 year old girl.

When the girl was unable to give them the money they bound her on a tree and beat her until she died.

First where are your brothers parents? (Your parents?)
Second I would kick his ass and ground him until he turned purple

Ah, forget it

Just pray he doesn't kill another child in the future when he really gets the hang of this stuff to make his brother really proud

DarkJedi · 09-10-2003, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by Naughty
you should be proud.

i am.

atleast his not the kind of sucker who gets pushed around and gets his lunch money taken away.

two words: natural selection.

ytcracker · 09-10-2003, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi

two words: natural selection.

incidentally my two favorite words in the english language.

folks, we promote weakness and stupidity on a daily basis and reward it with welfare checks. this is not nature's way.

keep extortion alive.
RICO suave.

dij · 09-10-2003, 03:17 PM

what a smart lil kid! Be proud

goBigtime · 09-10-2003, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
tell the school if they were doing their jobs kids wouldnt have to hire him

The schools would then reply that if they had any money, maybe they could.

Hmm, maybe as a side option we could give a surplus assault rifle to every child in school & then that way they could just police themselves.

After all, that's where their money goes isn't it?

goBigtime · 09-10-2003, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by beemk
tell the school if they were doing their jobs kids wouldnt have to hire him

The schools would then reply that if they had any money, maybe they could.

Hmm, maybe as a side option we could give a surplus assault rifle to every child in school & then that way they could just police themselves.

After all, that's where their money goes isn't it?

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sperbonzo I'd rather be on my boat. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 9,748	If you mean "protection" the way it normally means on the streets, then what your kid is doing is just blackmail with the threat of violence if the other kids don't pay up. It's like "pay me, or something very BAD will happen to you....ya' know what I mean?" That kind of crap. There isn't anything to be proud of here. If he grows up to be a thug, he will have the life of a thug......95% chance of death, drugs and jail....it's a total losers game.

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slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,625	good advice in this thread on how to raise a juvenile delinquent. Some guardians strive for more but maybe this is the best you figure this kid can do.

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Bigdaddyhgh Registered User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Tampa Fla Posts: 233	Ask your self this- Who is he taking loot from? Then I would be really hopefull he wasn't working over my kid or some of the other people that post here. If he was taking money from my boy (not likely my kid has big balls already) there would be issues I would be forced to deal with. What if the kid he is taking money from Boneprone Family I dont think they would be too happy with ya

09-10-2003, 02:06 PM	#23
sexeducation So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Calgary - Alberta - Canada Posts: 7,315	This is NOT an insult. (We know few facts of the situation.) Just asking why are you proud of that behaviour?

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Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	IF he's providing protection for kids that are really being beat up on a regular basis, good for him. But IF he's been watching too much "God Father" and is providing "protection" meaning, "pay me or I'll beat you down" then there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to be proud of. Just another punk leaving his negative mark on the world.

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	he is already much cooler than you ever were, so teach him things like: how to box how to hold a cigar properly how to hold a gun and tape him down and make him watch violent movies get this kid going he could be paying you rent in no time if he is good at what he does.

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steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	There was an article in our Newspaper and TV a while ago. One 11 and one 12 year old asked for protection money from a 10 year old girl. When the girl was unable to give them the money they bound her on a tree and beat her until she died. First where are your brothers parents? (Your parents?) Second I would kick his ass and ground him until he turned purple Ah, forget it Just pray he doesn't kill another child in the future when he really gets the hang of this stuff to make his brother really proud __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

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