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  • Minte
    Babemeister
    • Jun 2001
    • 7081

    #1

    If you've ever had a bird shit on your car

    What will they think of next?

    http://www.ssute.com/ls1/final%20bird_1.mpg
    You might not be as anonymous as you think you are.
  • GTS Mark
    Vrume Mark
    • Jan 2001
    • 20912

    #2
    My car is a god damn target for those pigeons!

    DH

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    • Chong
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      • Aug 2002
      • 1584

      #3

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      • Preacher
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        • Feb 2003
        • 2970

        #4

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        • beemk
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          • Jan 2002
          • 20829

          #5
          haha thats the shit
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          • BrutalMaster
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            • Oct 2002
            • 256

            #6
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            • MSB
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              • Jun 2003
              • 2984

              #7
              of course clean that shit out of my car!!!


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              • Samoan
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                • Aug 2003
                • 203

                #8
                The animal rights people would love this.
                Samoan

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                • Katlicious72
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                  • Jul 2003
                  • 1665

                  #9
                  You guys kill me on here. OMG that was too much LOL
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                  • grogan
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 2284

                    #10



                    Aaronm's vw beatle doesn't do that.

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                    • brand0n
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 26983

                      #11
                      nice!
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                      • Nanda
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                        • Jul 2003
                        • 5310

                        #12
                        That's pretty cool!
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                        • Nina
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                          • Mar 2002
                          • 2687

                          #13
                          lol... I was on this lunch date once and I damned bird shit on my arm... I totally played it off and he never knew but I was cracking up inside.

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                          • rowan
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 17393

                            #14
                            LOL! Won't stop the dive-bombers though, I wash my car and by midday the next day it has at least 10-20 yellow dots on it... can't wait until we move and I have a garage.

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                            • 4Pics
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                              • Dec 2001
                              • 7952

                              #15
                              that is funny!!!

                              Thanks

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                              • foolio
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                                • Nov 2002
                                • 12366

                                #16
                                classic shit

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                                • quiet
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                                  • Sep 2001
                                  • 25115

                                  #17
                                  nice. how's the porsche running minte?
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                                  • com
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                                    • Aug 2003
                                    • 4541

                                    #18
                                    dope++

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                                    • Minte
                                      Babemeister
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 7081

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by quiet
                                      nice. how's the porsche running minte?
                                      This is getting to be perfect porsche weather..the turbo loves the cool crisp autumn air.


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                                      • Ross
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                                        • Sep 2002
                                        • 18874

                                        #20
                                        HAHA that could work. Funny!!!

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                                        • lagwagon
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                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 8464

                                          #21
                                          that was pretty good. not expecting that at all.

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                                          • eiht_98
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                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 6103

                                            #22
                                            haha lol

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                                            • Doctor Dre
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                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 51692

                                              #23
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                                              • BlueDesignStudios
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                                                • Feb 2003
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                                                #24
                                                Hahaha LOL I could do with one of those

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                                                • nap
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                                                  • Dec 2002
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                                                  #25

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                                                  • angeleyes
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                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                    • 3584

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by BlueDesignStudios
                                                    Hahaha LOL I could do with one of those
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                                                    • Ice
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                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 26053

                                                      #27
                                                      Too funny
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                                                      • nosey
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                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                        • 14413

                                                        #28
                                                        heh

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                                                        • DraX
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                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 7147

                                                          #29
                                                          Hilarious LOL
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                                                          • sweet7
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                                                            • May 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            cracking up here
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                                                            • LadyMischief
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                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 18135

                                                              #31
                                                              hahahah we need to teach our car to do that.. it's right below a tree and I think they've drawn little birdie targets on it

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                                                              • Greg B
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                • 7014

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Minte
                                                                What will they think of next?

                                                                http://www.ssute.com/ls1/final%20bird_1.mpg

                                                                Don't get mad, get even.

                                                                If a bird shits on your car, then track that sucker down, climb that tree, find it's nest, drop your drawers and let loose a good ol' fashioned yankee doodle aunt bea from mayberry cosmic shit.

                                                                Then get yourself a video camera to catch the bird's reaction when it returns to the nest and sees a great big steaming leftover corn kernel turd a-restin' in it's nest.

                                                                That'll teach them winged varmints!

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