Tell ya what.
Bring his hot wife to me, and we will give you express application processing.

I'll sprinkle such hardcore game on her that she will ask me to take her!

Cute... she has a mouth kindof like that cutie from ET...

somebody better warn that girl :Graucho

You still want a little of it yourself don't you?

Drew Barrymore?

Either that or E.T. itself. :Graucho

Hmmm.
she does kinda look like ET when you squint your eyes.

try it

Do we always have to get sloppy seconds.

yep

List all the woman you fucked..

:winkwink:

fuck bro, that would take too much time.

Yeah! She's a hottie.

Hahaha its funny i left and now i just got back and i got to read all your cute comments :)

Cute???

This is serious biz hun.

Are you racist?

Great thing about facials is you don't have to worry about catching herpies or wartz... :Graucho

whatcha mean ?? far from it ... just liked all the comments :)

So you arent racist at all?

Hmmm.

You sure about that?

Jenn, can you schedule me for a facial at Internext or do you have a secretary for that?

ur confusing me here.. no idea where ur getting this but i dont know where your going with it.. sorry

You can still get Gonorhea though :( Hey Jenn, nice to see ya back here :)

Wait pete..
She's not BP4L yet.

Lets get the racism issue resolved first.

lady: yeah long time no chat.. hope all is well with you and ur hubby

wtf r u getting this from... u totally lost me now

See what I mean Pete?

Skull and Bones man...

Remember what i told ya?

Jen..

Think back..
Way back...

"The Anal Hobbit."

Now do you remember?

anal hobbit? whats that...

We're awaiting a new addition to the family, just found out a month and a bit ago :) Due next year. What you been up to sweetie? We gotta come down and see you soon :)

I don't think she was around for the Anal Hobbit.

Well you messed up my last facial appointment... Maybe you should hire someone to pencil all these in...

why you calling me racist???

aww congrats... i have been busy as can be with work and doing my site stuff and normal work. And forsure if you are ever in the area we can all go out for a drink (wait no drinking for you) some dinner and meet up! Congrats again hun

Not what but who..

The Anal Hobbit told me a secret.

Don't you have a cerebral-rectal inversion to deal with in another thread? :P

nope i wasnt and no idea what your talking about... if your trying to make me look stupid by talking bout something i dont know.. well of course its going to work :)

I never know where I'm going... I just open that little door in my head. :1orglaugh

Thank you! now you with all your apparent feminine wiles should tell Boneprone to hit me up on icq 3522039 because i have a TGP-related question for him :)

say wha?

lol

Actually, a lot of people wouldn't know about the Anal Hobbit, so don't feel bad.