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Dusen · 09-07-2003, 07:42 PM

I'd really love one for myself and my girlfriend. Say the word and I'll do it.

BradShaw · 09-07-2003, 07:44 PM

All you need to do is hook up Steve with a young looking legal hootie. anal for 2. He likes 2 fingers.

brand0n · 09-07-2003, 08:00 PM

seems simple enuff

Chris · 09-07-2003, 08:01 PM

im sure 10 nights with your wife is good enough for a jersey

bringer · 09-07-2003, 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
im sure 10 nights with your wife is good enough for a jersey

SOLD!

AaronM · 09-07-2003, 08:03 PM

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Originally posted by BradShaw
All you need to do is hook up Steve with a young looking legal hootie. anal for 2. He likes 2 fingers.

3 now. He got stretched in Florida.

Tala · 09-07-2003, 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by bringer

SOLD!

Y'know...

I bet if I showed my tits, someone would get me a jersey of some sort.

teenjump · 09-07-2003, 08:05 PM

Fuck - I'll show my man boobs for a lightspeed jersey ANY day

Tala · 09-07-2003, 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by teenjump
Fuck - I'll show my man boobs for a lightspeed jersey ANY day

Mmmmm....manboob s

Rochard · 09-07-2003, 08:21 PM

Just how does one get a Lightspeed Jersey? It's a long, complicated process.

It's not really something you can ask for, unless you are good friends with the management staff at Lightspeed including Steve, Tanker, Zebra, or myself.

Generally speaking we give them out to our friends and top webmasters. We also like to give them out to people who are high profile.

We also give them out as gifts, sometimes during contests etc.

However, these aren't t-shirts.... Each one is custom made and cost us nearly $300 a pop.

Ic3m4nZ · 09-07-2003, 08:24 PM

Poor desperate man you have no class at all asking for a free shirt.

GrimShawn · 09-07-2003, 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by RocHard
It's not really something you can ask for, unless you are good friends with the management staff at Lightspeed including Steve, Tanker, Zebra, or myself.

Generally speaking we give them out to our friends and top webmasters. We also like to give them out to people who are high profile.

How the hell did I end up with one?

Tala · 09-07-2003, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
Just how does one get a Lightspeed Jersey? It's a long, complicated process.

It's not really something you can ask for, unless you are good friends with the management staff at Lightspeed including Steve, Tanker, Zebra, or myself.

Generally speaking we give them out to our friends and top webmasters. We also like to give them out to people who are high profile.

We also give them out as gifts, sometimes during contests etc.

However, these aren't t-shirts.... Each one is custom made and cost us nearly $300 a pop.

Wow. I had wondered how much they were.
Fuck it, I know I'm not on the "Special People" list. But I still want one.

Rochard · 09-07-2003, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by GrimShawn

How the hell did I end up with one?

You swallowed.

GrimShawn · 09-07-2003, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard

You swallowed.

yeah about 60 shots of jager! lol

foolio · 09-07-2003, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by teenjump
Fuck - I'll show my man boobs for a lightspeed jersey ANY day

ditto

Rictor · 09-07-2003, 11:12 PM

$300? I'm gonna have to get some 3rd world child labor and pump out some counterfeit Lightspeed jerseys to sell at the next convention for $50 a pop.

WiredGuy · 09-08-2003, 01:39 AM

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Originally posted by RocHard
Just how does one get a Lightspeed Jersey? It's a long, complicated process.

It's not really something you can ask for, unless you are good friends with the management staff at Lightspeed including Steve, Tanker, Zebra, or myself.

Generally speaking we give them out to our friends and top webmasters. We also like to give them out to people who are high profile.

I feel special

WG

Dusen · 09-08-2003, 03:50 AM

$300 yeesh.

How about I start promoting your sites again and when I get to 100 signups, I'll message you

Why · 09-08-2003, 03:53 AM

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Originally posted by GrimShawn

How the hell did I end up with one?

jesus loves you man.

JFK · 09-08-2003, 05:59 AM

I absolutely LOVE mine......Lots of compliments and everyone want to know how do I get one !

This is when Steve suprised me with mine in Phoenix, this past April

Dusen · 09-08-2003, 06:00 AM

I'm jealous. Would be great for pick-up hockey.

JFK · 09-08-2003, 06:05 AM

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Originally posted by Dusen
I'm jealous. Would be great for pick-up hockey.

or.......pick-up Girls

Dusen · 09-08-2003, 06:07 AM

or......pick-up girls at pick-up hockey

BradShaw · 09-08-2003, 07:54 AM

$300 a pop? Give me a break, you are getting royally ripped off.

PornDaddy · 09-08-2003, 09:49 AM

OK Here is my order.
JennyX Medium
PornDaddy XXL

ICQ me for my address
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laura · 09-08-2003, 09:57 AM

i was TOLD all you have to do is sleep with a staff member

Tala · 09-08-2003, 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by laura
i was TOLD all you have to do is sleep with a staff member

Is that all?? Hell, I can do that. But if I wake up and all the covers have been stolen, it's gonna get ugly.....

WiredGuy · 09-08-2003, 11:09 AM

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Originally posted by laura
i was TOLD all you have to do is sleep with a staff member

That's what I was told to... if other people got jersey's without having to put out, I'll be mad!

WG

Mr. Jim · 09-08-2003, 11:22 AM

jim holio xl

Zebra · 09-08-2003, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by laura
i was TOLD all you have to do is sleep with a staff member

Laura, it was actually you have to sleep with ALL the staff members!

JFK · 09-08-2003, 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by Zebra

Laura, it was actually you have to sleep with ALL the staff members!

How about friends of staff?

laura · 09-08-2003, 12:10 PM

zebra...you better stop now, boy!

Dusen · 09-08-2003, 01:10 PM

Ouch.

BradShaw · 09-08-2003, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by Zebra

Laura, it was actually you have to sleep with ALL the staff members!

And do anal with the married ones!

vidvicious · 09-08-2003, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RocHard
Just how does one get a Lightspeed Jersey? It's a long, complicated process.

It's not really something you can ask for, unless you are good friends with the management staff at Lightspeed including Steve, Tanker, Zebra, or myself.

Generally speaking we give them out to our friends and top webmasters. We also like to give them out to people who are high profile.

We also give them out as gifts, sometimes during contests etc.

However, these aren't t-shirts.... Each one is custom made and cost us nearly $300 a pop.

I'm Spe - cial

- Lightspeed 57 -

sherie · 09-08-2003, 01:24 PM

Which reminds me, Zebra did you want my mailing address?

WiredGuy · 09-08-2003, 01:27 PM

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Originally posted by vidvicious
I'm Spe - cial

- Lightspeed 57 -

- Lightspeed 52 -
WG

JFK · 09-08-2003, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vidvicious

I'm Spe - cial

- Lightspeed 57 -

Yes you are ...........You get to take the Short bus

I am 99 btw

Tanker · 09-10-2003, 01:00 PM

I have number 7

beemk · 09-10-2003, 01:02 PM

on your knees

Nasty D · 09-10-2003, 01:14 PM

Seb From Holland · 09-10-2003, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tanker
I have number 7

Hey Tanker are you back in the US already?

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