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09-09-2003, 06:02 AM
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Now with more Jayne
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Monkey kicks wife out of bed
Monkey kicks wife out of bed
A woman in Germany has been driven out of her marital bed by a jealous pet monkey. The 45-year-old woman, named only as Claudia S, said she could no longer sleep with her husband, Bernd, after their pet rhesus monkey, Buddy, threw her out. Claudia said: "I had to move out of the way otherwise he would pull on my hair. I can't even get into the bed anymore as he gets jealous." She said they had tried to lock the monkey out of the room "but that only lasts about an hour before Buddy starts screeching and wakes the whole neighbourhood up". She added now there was nothing for it, but to sleep in the spare room. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_817584.html |
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09-09-2003, 07:07 AM
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thats right...get rid of that bitch !
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09-09-2003, 08:37 AM
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Someone should spank that monkey....
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09-09-2003, 08:39 AM
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monkey see monkey do
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09-09-2003, 09:25 AM
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Wonder how long it took the husband to train the monkey to drive her out?
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