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JDog · 09-07-2003, 01:38 AM

While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (i.e. 4 km/h over the limit), I passed over a bridge only to find cop with a radar gun on the other side Laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 foot wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge....."

Fucking funny as hell

jDoG

DarkJedi · 09-07-2003, 01:48 AM

so are you gonna tell us the joke or not ?

reynold · 09-07-2003, 03:07 AM

twan · 09-07-2003, 03:08 AM

lol!

Dreamman010 · 09-07-2003, 03:11 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
so are you gonna tell us the joke or not ?

LOL

DatingGold · 09-07-2003, 03:14 AM

Andreas · 09-07-2003, 05:30 AM

easyfun · 09-07-2003, 05:42 AM

This IS a true story and had me and the wife in stitches -

Our two year old daughter was sat on the toilet looking down between her legs saying:

Is it a poo or is it a fish - It's a big brown fish - No - or is it?
it's a poo - No- It's a fish! (This went on for some time)

eiht_98 · 09-07-2003, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
so are you gonna tell us the joke or not ?

nice joke

Paul -C- · 09-07-2003, 08:10 AM

lol nice

brand0n · 09-07-2003, 08:25 AM

heh good 1

cheekycherry · 09-07-2003, 08:41 AM

GrimShawn · 09-07-2003, 10:30 AM

dij · 09-07-2003, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
so are you gonna tell us the joke or not ?

ryph · 09-07-2003, 10:42 AM

lol, hey at least ive never heard it before.

High Quality · 09-07-2003, 10:46 AM

Heard that one a few years ago, but still funny

09-07-2003, 01:38 AM	#1
JDog Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Canby, OR Posts: 7,453	This joke made me crack up While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (i.e. 4 km/h over the limit), I passed over a bridge only to find cop with a radar gun on the other side Laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 foot wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge....." Fucking funny as hell jDoG __________________ NSCash now powering ReelProfits.com ALSO FEATURING: NSCash.com :: SoloDollars.com :: ReelProfits.com :: BiminiBucks.com :: VOD PROGRAMS COMING SOON: Greedy Bucks :: Vengeance Cash NOW OFFERING OVER 60 SITES CONTACT :: JAMES SMITH :: CHIEF TECHNOLOGY OFFICER :: ICQ (711385133)

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